Good evening! Do you have a moment to talk about the Haboo, the God with Two Heads? What is that? Pesto? Smells amazing. I sincerely hope I'm not interrupting. I promise that just a few minutes of your time today could change your life for the better. Or it maybe for the worse. It's really not my place to say. Alls I know is that I have this ski mask and this baseball bat here, and it'd be a real shame if I didn't make my conversion quota today. I'm not saying it's gonna turn out bad for you, I'm just saying that misfortune has a real way of following me around. What can I say. It's my "curse" or something. Anyway, I'm gonna practice my swing over here in the living room and you give it some thought. Take your time. I've got all day.

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A special thanks this week to Saint Alanis.