The Apple Sisters are back with a special mailroom episode dedicated to the fans! Join Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple as they answer important listener questions regarding Jesus, Cora's Pieshow, pirate booty, and much more! To pick up a copy of t

33 June Gloom

Jun 18th, 2012 28m 41s

It's summertime, and The Apple Sisters are battling seasonal allergies, marine layers, and bad moods to bring you their radio show. The mailroom covers favorite summertime activities, and the ladies bring you a special live performance from the

32 Daddy, May I?

May 21st, 2012 27m 42s

May Day! May Day! We're going down... on a new episode of The Apple Sisters! Join Candy, Cora, and Seedy as they celebrate the arrival of May with tips on escaping the mafia and a special live performance. To pick up a copy of their new album,

31 April Fools!

Apr 16th, 2012 29m 1s

The Apple Sisters are back from break and promoting their new record '1943'. It's a masterpiece you aren't going to want to miss, but in the mean time, the Apple Sister's have a special April Fool's program for you!

30 Holidoozy Christ-mess Spectacular, Live from Hollywoodland!

Dec 24th, 2011 1h 11m

It's December, 1943, and we take you live to Hollywoodland, California, for the Apple Sisters Variety Show, sponsored by Buddy's Bargain Blowout! Enjoy the entire live performance of The Apple Sisters from December 12th, 2011, with appearances

29 Father Christmas

Dec 19th, 2011 26m 53s

Hark! The Apple Sisters sing croon with the Patio singers a heavenly tune. Father Christmas is stopping by for the best part of Christmas is nigh! Gather round and hear this show, as songs and jokes and friends will flow. Candy flirts and Cora

28 Make It Snow

Dec 12th, 2011 31m 16s

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? Well, even if you aren't walking in a winter wonderland you can treat your ears to a holly jolly time with Candy, Cora, Seedy, and our new friend Barry O'Metric. Join us this week as we continue on our voy

27 Buzz Hamburg

Dec 5th, 2011 33m 11s

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a brand new episode of The Apple Sisters! And while this is the time of year for candied yams and candy canes, there is one Candy who is NOT having a holly jolly Christmas! So haul out the h

26 After Thanksgiving

Nov 28th, 2011 27m 19s

What is there to do between Thanksgiving and Christmas? Well you can go see movies, you can eat leftovers, or you could listen to The Apple Sisters! I think you know which one we recommend. Oh, and don't worry listeners, there is still time to

25 Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 21st, 2011 34m 48s

He's finally here! Franklin Delano Roosevelt himself has returned to The Apple Sisters radio show and is ready for a delicious meal, beautiful songs, and a sexy turkey. Will all of the hard work the girls have done this month pay off? Find out

24 Preparing for the President

Nov 14th, 2011 25m 26s

The President is coming! The President is coming! We have so much to do before he gets here! We have to choose topics to discuss with him, catch up on our American history, and we must get Gobbly ready for our big performance! If you want to he

23 Election Day

Nov 7th, 2011 34m 6s

There's no reason for you to suffer-gette, because we've got a brand new episode of The Apple Sisters for you! Our fellow Americans, if you want more calypso music, silly turkeys, and mail rooms in podcasting, vote for The Apple Sisters! And if

22 Mr. Jack O'Lantern

Oct 31st, 2011 30m 20s

Tis the final day of our Halloween Boosical Spooktacular! Are you ready for the chills, thrills, frights and spooky sights. What about an important message about sisterhood, loyalty, and trust? No? Well how about boys dressing like girls! Spook

21 Small Mediums at Large

Oct 24th, 2011 30m 41s

Tonight the girls are performing at the Nerdist Theater, but not before they get some good spooks in on their radio show! It's a freaky Monday over here as the girls encounter some suspicious Frenchmen and explore the dark arts (and each other'

20 Merry Murderers

Oct 17th, 2011 27m 31s

Clear the cobwebs out of your ears, because The Apple Sisters are back and spooky as ever! Between dead crows, the Jack-o'-Lantern Murderer, and Hitler talk in the mail room, this episode is legit! You know what else is legit? Their show at the

19 Trick or Treat

Oct 10th, 2011 30m 46s

Double double toil and blisters, this week it gets scary on The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy are celebrating Halloween in a spooky abandoned mansion. What's the worst that could happen? Something wicked is this way coming and you'll wa

18 Boat Queen Week 6 of 6

Oct 3rd, 2011 26m 17s

After five weeks of scary pirates, fierce competitors, mysterious natives, pervy judges, and more, it's time to grab a cocktail and enjoy the thrilling conclusion of our six week Boat Queen adventure. Will they learn how to speak to the natives

17 Boat Queen Week 5 of 6

Sep 26th, 2011 24m 29s

With the boat empty and the girls alone, I'm sure we'll be able to avoid trouble this week as we wait patiently for the Boat Queen Pageant. Or will we? Get naked, encounter strange natives, and learn about the mysterious "twitter box" as The Ap

16 Boat Queen Week 4 of 6

Sep 19th, 2011 26m 42s

We're past the halfway mark on the way to the Boat Queen Pageant. What could possibly happen next? A shipwide mutiny including The Apple Sisters and their fellow Boat Queen competitors? Well, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but, yes, that's

15 Boat Queen Week 3 of 6

Sep 12th, 2011 28m 41s

It's a tear filled episode of The Apple Sisters this week as Candy, Cora, and Seedy encounter two of the scariest sea creatures: Pirates, and beauty pageant competitors! Will all this stress cause the girls to turn on each other? Listen in and

14 Boat Queen Week 2 of 6

Aug 29th, 2011 20m 49s

The Apple Sisters join us yet again from the open seas where they are enjoying all the amenities the USS Earwolf has to offer. It's not a cruise without a delicious buffet, but with the Boat Queen Pageant coming up the girls have to be ever wat

13 Boat Queen Week 1 of 6

Aug 22nd, 2011 23m 36s

Ahoy there seamen! The Apple Sisters are on a six week voyage overseas on the USS Earwolf and trouble is already brewing! With the Boat Queen Pageant coming up, the girls are certain to encounter nefarious criminals looking to steal the crown a

12 Whoops Daddy!

Aug 15th, 2011 26m 34s

It gets a little hot, sticky, scratchy, and itchy in the studio this week as The Apple Sisters bring you an important message about venereal disease. We're joined by the VD players who help us act out some public service announcements and accom

11 Money

Aug 8th, 2011 21m 20s

In rough economic times one must often sacrifice nonessentials to get by. However, The Apple Sisters are here to show that you can have a great time on a budget and look good too! Master fashionista Margot Honeydew stops by to debut several of

10 Self-Defense

Aug 1st, 2011 19m 14s

Young ladies can never be too careful! You never know when some big strange man will attack you, or even worse, steal your valuable (and beautiful) jewelry! The Apple Sisters are ready to get in fighting shape this week so as to avoid the fate