Comedian and voiceover artist, Brock Baker joins us to debate a timeless debate: which animal makes for the best pet? We don't really count insects in this debate because people who have spiders as pets are creepy AF and nobody cares about spiders. The best way to pet a spider is with your shoe. They're not good pets. All they do is suck things. Also Brock brings in horses, and believe it or not, I actually find more positive attributes of horses than negative. Rucka busts my balls for my TMNT shower curtains and we get into a deep philosophical debate about existence while talking about dog snacks. Watch the video version here at Madcast Media Network YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChMUFeIZ1l9uRJ4bIXuAKDg?sub_confirmation=1

Rucka (https://www.youtube.com/user/itsRucka) and I get into an important debate about the nature of reality that's equal parts yelling and enlightening, which leads me to coin a new phrase on this show: "yellightening." I think it perfectly describes what we do. That, and Jesse P-S' suggestion to change the show's title to, "Disagree to Disagree."

And here's the new bonus episode:

https://madcastmedia.com/shows/maddoxvsuniverse/3/

Also, a big you're-welcome to everyone who ordered my book: F*CK WHALES: Petty Essays from a Brilliant Mind:

http://amzn.to/2oiF2xi

Finally we round out the episode with a story about a horse that gets its cock knocked off, and a charity that raises enough money to reconstruct it. Hope it's hot-pink. Plus police in the Netherlands are confiscating clothes from people who look too poor to wear them. Sounds about right.

And for those wondering, here's that video of a love bird on YouTube preening itself and accessorizing with paper.

https://youtu.be/CJIUNNssSVg

The voicemail number is: 1-562-58-I-RULE (1-562-584-7853).

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