Sarah had an unusual live comedy experience at the Demetri Martin special taping, and it took her back to her Real World days. She claims she did badly in her hip hop dance class despite being in the "top 25% of dancers." We learn about Sarah's

Cold Plunge, Good Grief, & Blair Witch Project

3 days ago 1h 2m

Susie wants Sarah to have a Costa Rican tropical getaway, and Sarah agrees, but she is also thinking of going fly fishing and doing cold plunges, so this could go downhill fast. We talk about Charles Shultz, the creator of Peanuts and Charlie B

Octopus Parents, Fun Town, & Music Ban

7 days ago 1h 2m

Sarah wants a dog and Susie thinks it's because Sarah prefers chaos. New York City is trying to curb their rat problem by giving them birth control, but we have some logistical questions. A little boy who is obsessed with octopuses (octopi?) co

Totality Awesome, Goat Custody Battle, & Conjoined Twins

10 days ago 1h

We are still recovering from our reunion in Pittsburgh and Philly, and we're sharing our adventures at WrestleCon, seeing the eclipse, and having a girls road trip. Susie talks about an investigation into a little girl who raised a goat for the

Open Toes, Jail Eclipse, & Liquid Gold

14 days ago 1h 4m

Today we hear about Sarah's experience at a comedy show where she sat next to, ugh, a friendly man. Heaven help her. And Susie got to check another comedy legend off her bucket list of shows to see. Sarah tells us some good news about organ don

Middle Names, Beef Yogurt, & Vegan Donuts

17 days ago 1h 5m

Susie ain't getting any younger and she wants to prepare for the footwear of her future and find out why older gals wear flats. We learn about a man who has made it his job to pick up the excrement left by dogs on a hiking trail and shame their

New York Punching, Magical Magnet, & Nickelodeon

21 days ago 2h 1m

Susie got injured on the high seas, but she wants everyone to know her injury was due to a rogue wave, not alcohol because she's had some mishaps lately and apparently in there's a name for this in the addiction recovery world. Sarah watched Qu

Feats of Strength, Hotel Takeover, & Time Travel

24 days ago 1h 4m

Susie watched the Nyad documentary and was inspired, but also was wondering, what makes her different from our friend in the hamster wheel who tried to cross the ocean. Not much. We discuss the woman who completed the 200 mile ultramarathon and

The Death of Babysitting, Prepositional Change, & Horse Dogs

28 days ago 1h 3m

Sarah talks about the history of babysitting, how it's changed, and why it's a thing of the past. Another sinkhole opened up, and this time it swallowed a man in his bed, and now we're traumatized. Sarah is playing video games that act as amazi

Quiet on Set, Dirty Dumbledore, & Man in the Iron Lung

Mar 25th, 2024 1h 6m

We discuss the Quiet on Set docuseries recounting the toxicity of Nickelodeon productions in the 90s, the difficulties of child stardom, and why show business lends itself to exploitation. We talk about the totally normal and not suspicious dea

Crime Cover Ups, Trader Joe's Hotel, & Sweet Valley High

Mar 21st, 2024 1h 4m

The theme of today's episode is "it's not the crime, it's the cover-up,' and we're looking at you Kate Middleton. A hotel had a "chef created" room service menu, but it turns out the chef was Trader Joe. Some cities want Spring Breakers to buzz

Over the Rainbow, Rock Hudson, & Quantum Leap

Mar 18th, 2024 1h 3m

We start with a rummage through the old mail bag with some feedback from listeners about recent episodes. Yikes. We hear why some people think Over the Rainbow was plagiarized, but others think it's similarities are a coincidence. We discuss so

Lunar Lunacy, Influencer Inmate, & Evolution Ear

Mar 14th, 2024 1h 8m

We discuss Ruby Franke, a parenting influencer who was convicted of child abuse, which is a reminder to keep in mind that influencers aren't always what they seem. We learn why the recent moon landing didn't go as planned, and despite our compl

Scandals & Scams, Octopus Murders, & Willy Wonka Experience

Mar 11th, 2024 1h 6m

Susie is suddenly interested in WWE wrestling and wants to know why they aren't clear about whether it's real or not. But the Dark Side of the Ring docuseries has her wondering if there's a NOT dark side of the sport. Sarah had a bad operatic e

Rebecca Syndrome, Chiweenie, & Kangaroo Time

Mar 7th, 2024 1h 12m

People are suing dating apps for trapping them in a loop of doom dating instead of helping them find love. Sarah describes a newly viral phrase called Rebecca Syndrome that refers to retroactive jealousy towards your partner's exes, and she is

McMillions, Vatican AI, and Blue's Clues

Mar 4th, 2024 1h 5m

Sarah was denied entry to a museum and we are fascinated by the reason. The birding community is psyched out of their mind about a bird that was thought to be extinct reappearing. Susie talks about the McMillions docuseries, which covers the Mc

Child Poets, Spontaneous Pregnancy, & Fishy Flight

Feb 29th, 2024 1h 11m

We are celebrating the stingray who became pregnant without a male partner in her tank, and decide intersex folx are pretty much superheroes. Andrew Keegan would like to set the record straight about being a cult leader, and wants us to know he

Guy Fieri in Space, Rat Selfies, & Lottery Fail

Feb 26th, 2024 1h 4m

Have you ever wondered what space smells like? Well, we have the answer, and it makes no sense. We hear why Guy Fieri has infiltrated the skiing world (at long last). We debate whether the lottery should pay a man for an invalid ticket and Sara

Optimism, Pigeon Spy, & Napping on the Job

Feb 22nd, 2024 1h 2m

Remember when we were optimistic? Well, we do, so Sarah wanted to find out what makes some people optimistic. Susie thinks she's a realist, but that might be code for "pessimistic." But Susie and Sarah have a crazy role reversal today, and we'r

Elmo Abuse, Apollo 13, & Guinness World Records

Feb 19th, 2024 1h 1m

Sarah is in her cranky era since she's dealing with her menopausal symptoms. Susie gives Wil Wheaton a real earful about his ridiculous rant about Larry David's recent bit on a morning show with Elmo. We mourn the loss of Sarah Rice (not our Sa

Cupcake Kisses, Voices that Care, & Pez Outlaw

Feb 15th, 2024 59m 39s

Sarah shares some of the things she watched during her recovery and what kinds of things she found soothing (and relatable). We discuss American Nightmare, a documentary that describes the abduction of a woman that the media and law enforcement

Biscuits & Gravy, Candyland, & Moth to Flame

Feb 12th, 2024 1h 1m

Sarah makes her triumphant return to today's show, and we are so glad she's on the mend. We hear some of the details form her surgery and recovery and what she learned through it all. She describes how she feels like she's a wise old woman now

Diaper Spa, Ruby Slippers, & Chowchilla

Feb 8th, 2024 1h 7m

We have a guest co-host today and it's one of Susie's infamous "lezes"! Kelly fills in for Sarah as she heals from her surgery. We discuss the documentary Chowchilla, which is about 26 children who were abducted from a school bus and how their

Hockey Heroines, Sarah's Closet, & Stanley Tumblers

Feb 5th, 2024 57m 29s

Sarah shares the science on puberty and the reasons people are experiencing it earlier. We hear how Billie Jean King intervened in women's hockey and helped it succeed. Sarah discusses the popularity of Stanley tumblers and how they became the

Participation Trophies, Naming Apartments, & Gendered Hobbies

Feb 1st, 2024 56m 13s

It's Sarah's birthday month and she wants you to know about it, but not think of her as one of those 'birthday month" kind of gals. We discuss the Subject documentary, which chronicles the consequences and benefits of appearing in a documentary