This week we talk about gloryhole etiquette and how to get rid of an irish Setter in three easy steps. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patr

Episode 381 - Alan Thicke's Letter of Support

11 days ago 1h 18m

This week we talk about why you should never trust stage parents and what the fuck Alan Thicke's problem is. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All a

Episode 380 - Awesometitparty.com

25 days ago 1h 9m

This week we're joined by our pal Paul Dinin. We talk about how to score with international babes and the rise and fall of Mompov.com. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus

Episode 379 - Midtown Foot Party

Mar 23rd, 2024 1h 22m

This week we talk about our earliest racist memories and just how funky your feet should be to work a foot party. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!!

Episode 378 - A Cornucopia of Phalluses Being Sucked by Adoring Mouths

Mar 16th, 2024 1h 14m

This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about Brian's Post Office altercation and Howard's favorite porn title of all time. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus foota

Episode 377 - Young Man's Action Club

Mar 9th, 2024 1h 11m

This week we talk about the difference between YMCA and YMAC and why we'd be the hottest guys at Cedar Point. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All

Episode 376 - Red Hot ThinkPad

Mar 5th, 2024 1h 18m

This week we talk about the Belgian biker gang Brian met at the Dairy Queen and the delicate art of making incest porn. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and m

Episode 375 - Jeff Goldblum and His Street Toughs

Feb 27th, 2024 1h 13m

This week we talk about the difference between Arabica and Robusta coffee beans and the time Brian was Jeff Goldblum's personal cabana boy. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones,

Episode 374 - Chris Farley's Beach Towel

Feb 20th, 2024 1h 8m

This week we talk about telling Lorne Michaels to go fuck himself and what it'd be like to sext with your own dad. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!!

Episode 373 - Shoeless Jews

Feb 13th, 2024 1h 12m

This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about falling in love with an AI OnlyFans girl who's actually an African romance scammer and our favorite 70s Volkswagen. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/

Episode 372 - The Urban Part of Baltimore

Feb 6th, 2024 1h 8m

This week we talk about the Canadian crack epidemic and celebrities that are shorter in person. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All

Episode 371 - Shelter Dogs and Melting Ice Cream

Jan 30th, 2024 1h 18m

This week we talk about why you should always make sure cat shit is dry before you eat it and the day that Brian let uncle Bob down for the last time. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/v

Episode 370 - Boring, Ugly and Serious

Jan 23rd, 2024 1h 11m

This week we're joined by Cassie Black. We talk about spooky drag queens, why we should destigmatize herpes and all the dead bodies Brian has found over the years. Cassie's Links: allmylinks.com/cassieblack Follow Brian on X @hackdis69

Episode 369 - Applebee's Glory Hole

Jan 16th, 2024 1h 6m

This week we're joined by Anthony, a twenty something retail employee that Brian met while getting his fancy British jacket rewaxed. We talk about the importance of pet insurance and why it's great to include your roommate in threesomes. Follo

Episode 368 - One Less Funeral

Jan 9th, 2024 1h 29m

This week we discuss strip club jacuzzi room etiquette and why Brian will have one less funeral to go to in Texas. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus foota

Episode 367 - Gabriel Byrne Ruins Christmas

Dec 26th, 2023 1h 11m

This week we're joined by Hollywood Howard. We talk about lowering the age of consent for the holidays and the time Gabriel Byrne really fucked Brian on that rug deal. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and g

Episode 366 - Albuquerque After Dark

Dec 19th, 2023 1h 18m

This week we learn why you shouldn't talk about Nazi stuff on-set and how to assimilate with the Chicano's in Albaquerque. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bon

Episode 365 - New Dad Casserole

Dec 5th, 2023 1h 23m

This week we talk about the life skills they should teach in highschool and why all the hottest guys work a Club Monaco. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus

Episode 364 - Full-Service Pornographer w/ Vic Lagina

Nov 21st, 2023 1h 9m

This week we're joined by Vic Lagina. We talk about when to give up on your pothead girlfriend's rap career and how he became a celebrated porn producer by accident. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and g

Episode 363 - Rent-A-Jalopy

Nov 14th, 2023 1h 12m

This week we talk about hot christian girls from Appalachia and Brian's sordid automotive history. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! A

Episode 362 - Greatest Gay Aspiration

Nov 7th, 2023 1h 14m

This week Adam's mom explains lesbianism and Brian get shaken down by a drifter. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/

Episode 361 - Hände Hoch!

Oct 31st, 2023 1h 13m

This week we're joined by Hollywood Howard. We talk about the 24-hour news cycle and starting an OnlyFans page at an advanced age. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringt

Episode 360 - Demon Twink w/ Addis Fouché

Oct 24th, 2023 52m 10s

This week we're joined by Addis Fouché. We talk about excessive ass eating on boats and the often overlooked "mentorship" option on seeking.com Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video epi

Eisode 359 - Fizzy Aspartame Fruit Punch

Oct 10th, 2023 54m 50s

This week we're joined by our friend Paco. We talk about the resale value of an average coffee table and our favorite PAWGs. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones

Episode 358 - Trachea Spit Valve

Oct 3rd, 2023 52m 31s

This week we talk about the future of boner pills and how to properly clear a tracheotomy hole. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All