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Vomit Draft -- Ep 301After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave                                           Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar                Victoria Hansen as Khloe KardashianChelsea Kwoka as The Karen AppKiba Walker as ZenSiri as SiriWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.And visit our TeePublic store for Carlötta Beautox branded merchandise!http://tee.pub/lic/nr17y0CPzHw
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveAmy Lyndon as Aunt Flo                                          Raechel Wong as Basic AmyWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave                                           Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1                             David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2                              Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3                  Raechel Wong as Stage ManagerWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “News Theme” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanOriginal Music Produced by Peter McEvilleyEngineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Tropes" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Bowler's Rap" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Social Media Blues" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan“Carlotta's Jazzy Lament” by Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Tropes Reprise" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann SloanLIBRARY MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX:From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveSarah Agor as Maria Mimosa David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash DashmanJustin Mayer as Faye DunawayRachel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Reporter 2 Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White, Oscar AnnouncerWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cinematic (Sting)" byTwin Musicomis licensed under a Creative Commons Attributionlicense (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist:http://www.twinmusicom.org/"Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/"Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Evening Melodrama" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits and transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors 
The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Kristi Boulton as Karen MillerChelsea Kwoka as Karen 2Justin Mayer as Anderson CooperRiannah Pouncy as Karen 3Ann Sloan as Karen 4Siri as HerselfKiba Walker as ZenKate Wallinga as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)For discount codes, visit our sponsors at FableAndFolly.com/sponsorsMUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanMusic from https://filmmusic.io"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io"There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MCRiannah Pouncy as the LouboutinsAnn Sloan as all the terrible singersSiri as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)MUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanScheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave                                           David Allen as Angry Patron 1Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The ManagerDavid S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2Sarah Golding as Training Tape VoiceChelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4Siri as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)MUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanBushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.https://vurbl.com/station/9O8izWzfkp9/
Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson."Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.For more information visit CarlottaPodcast.comThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Networkfableandfolly.comFind and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave                                           David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz                  Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian             Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway Written/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Sugar Plum Breakdown" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Long Note Three" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3993-long-note-three License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave                                           Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1                         David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy                     Vivia Armstrong as Stella                                           Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo                                          Raechel Wong as Basic Amy                                         Hallie York as Angie Frangipani-Nobigliani and Random Jersey Girl 2Written/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2Justin Mayer as YaYaAnn Sloan as The CrabsWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)           “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Wagner Bridal Chorus - piano" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick BaggadonitzVictoria Hansen as Willow Dinge.Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, FanAnn Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show DirectorWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanCo-produced and Edited by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan"News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors
Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as a whole bunch of charactersSeason Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan. 
Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel MeadowJustin Mayer as Sean CalamityAnn Sloan as NewscasterSiri as HerselfKiba Walker as ZenWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY:MUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanNewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Tiki Bar Mixer by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6836-tiki-bar-mixerLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Evil March by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-marchLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3976-life-of-rileyLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   David Allen as Rick WreckedKristi Boulton as Karen Miller   Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast)Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown)Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goerAnn Sloan as Convention Hall AnnouncerRaul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast)Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast)Rick Zieff as Bob SmithSiri as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)MUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanBushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia                                       David Allen as BradRyan Manuel as Chad 2Justin Mayer as Chad 2Kiba Walker as ZenRaechel Wong as Angry Patron 4Siri as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)MUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode.For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.
Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiChris Cleveland as Ricky KinnickiRaechel Wong as Dotty KinnickiWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley."March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/For more information including transcripts visit CarlottaPodcast.comThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Networkfableandfolly.comFind and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.CAST:David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellenAnn Sloan as The Sound EngineerWritten, produced, directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake RecordingMusic from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughyVictoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-GoerJustin Mayer as YaYa, British NewscasterHeidi Strock as Giggle App VoiceWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanSFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Dominick BaggadonitzKaren Law as Waze App Voice, HousekeeperHeidi Strock as Giggle App VoiceWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon ((https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanSFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Guy PenceVivia Armstrong as Agent LongherRyan Manuel as Agent HarterChelsea Kwoka as NewscasterWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanSFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert SuitorsVivia Armstrong as Agent LongherRyan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing YogiChelsea Kwoka as TiffaniWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanSFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellenAleksandra Kaniak as WaxerChelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical VoiceWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/"Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish ParishonerDavid Allen as Irish Priest and Casting DirectorAleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’ShaughnessyChelsea Kwoka as TiffaniWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanSFX: From FreeSound.orgFor full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPodcast.comProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. 
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Trojan Cat Media
Podcast Status
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Started
Feb 20th, 2019
Latest Episode
May 3rd, 2021
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2 per month
Episodes
38
Avg. Episode Length
14 minutes
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Yes
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Serial
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English

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