Vomit Draft -- Ep 301After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Bea

A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204

2 Mar 2nd, 2020 20m 30s

Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveAmy Lyndon as Aunt Fl

Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208

3 Apr 27th, 2020 21m 42s

Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTre

The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205

4 Mar 16th, 2020 15m 56s

Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveWritten/Produced/

Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203

2 1 Feb 17th, 2020 19m 47s

Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity.CAST:Samanth

Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308

1 Feb 15th, 2021 24m 17s

The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave Kris

Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306

2 Jan 18th, 2021 23m 14s

When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave

Eat the Rich -- Ep303

1 Dec 7th, 2020 17m 34s

Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissau

Bonus

Quaranteen'ed Episode 1

1 Jun 29th, 2020 5m 4s

Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki.

Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207

2 Apr 13th, 2020 18m 48s

Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as

No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206

2 Mar 30th, 2020 21m 45s

Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave

Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202

2 Feb 3rd, 2020 18m 52s

When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is h

Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201

1 Jan 20th, 2020 17m 58s

Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beaut

Trailer

Season Duh Trailer

Dec 10th, 2019 1m 1s

Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor

A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307

1 Feb 1st, 2021 18m 39s

Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good!CAST:Saman

Podicitis -- Ep305

1 Jan 4th, 2021 21m 23s

Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Rick WreckedKristi Boulton as Karen Miller

The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304

1 Dec 21st, 2020 21m 10s

Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave

Bonus

Quaranteen'ed Episode 3

1 Jul 27th, 2020 4m 40s

Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiChris Cleveland as Ricky KinnickiRaechel

Bonus

BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"

2 Apr 6th, 2020 1m 42s

Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.CAST:David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellenAnn Sloan as The Sound EngineerWritten, produced, directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Iv

Wherein Carlötta Meets Her Idol Khloe Kardashian - Ep 108 SEASON FINALE

1 Jul 22nd, 2019 22m 11s

Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Bruno, Snobby

Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107

1 Jul 8th, 2019 20m 54s

Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey?CAST: Samantha Go

The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106

1 Jun 24th, 2019 17m 14s

Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as

High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105

1 Jun 10th, 2019 19m 3s

When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Ha

The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104

1 May 27th, 2019 18m 39s

Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen a

Fighting Irish -- Ep 103

1 May 13th, 2019 17m 38s

Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave and I