What has different eyes for different partners, is Beyoncé’s least favorite creature, knows the name of Zeus' penis, and has a huge crush on Chester Arthur? Well, find out tonight on a new Creature Report with Val Petrone and tonight’s guest, the magical, mystical, multifaceted creature handler and podcaster with a few godlike tendencies, JV Hampton-VanSant.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40R1IJg08E4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRjzVuk6Sgs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6_8SlZZwvQ

Also a clip from Batman Forever. It's free use.

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