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#54: Garson Invaders

  • 2 days ago

According to the files of Project Blue Book, a young, immigrant miner had an all too close encounter with a trio of colossal, cycloptic, insectoid creatures whose appearance and secret message were so disturbing that the eyewitness passed out from sheer terror. Episode Reference Links:GARSON INVADERS: (CANADA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/garson-invaders-canada/ Cryptonaut Podcast Teepublic Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702 Cryptonaut Podcast Bigcartel Store: https://cryptonautpodcast.bigcartel.com Listener Survey https://survey.libsyn.com/cryptonaut Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram

#53: Sam The Sandown Ghost Clown

  • 9 days ago

In the spring of 1973, two children had a run in with an inexplicable clown-like entity that eerily beckoned to them from beneath a bridge and managed to lead them into what some have speculated was an alternate dimension. Episode Reference Links:SAM THE SANDOWN GHOST CLOWN: (ENGLAND)http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/11/sam-the-sandown-ghost-clown-england/  Bridge To Magonia https://bridgetomagonia.wordpress.com Cryptonaut Podcast Bigcartel Store: https://cryptonautpodcast.bigcartel.com Cryptonaut Podcast Teepublic Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702 Listener Survey https://survey.libsyn.com/cryptonaut 3D Printed Penguins From Space  https://www.etsy.com/listing/638995262/3d-printed-penguins-from-space Art Print “Dump Cat” band poster https://www.etsy.com/listing/649936189/art-print-dump-cat-band-poster  Cryptic Comic https://crypticcomics.tumblr.com Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram

#52: Owlman Of Cornwall

  • 15 days ago

This crimson-eyed, crab-clawed, owl-like entity is was first seen haunting the chapel near a wood shrouded church that had been erected in the middle ages and is said to have haunted the young women of the Cornwall area for over 4 decades. Episode Reference Links:OWLMAN OF CORNWALL: (ENGLAND) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/12/owlman-of-cornwall-england/  Cryptonaut Podcast Bigcartel Store: https://cryptonautpodcast.bigcartel.com  Cryptonaut Podcast Teepublic Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702  Listener Survey https://survey.libsyn.com/cryptonaut  3D Printed Penguins From Space  https://www.etsy.com/listing/638995262/3d-printed-penguins-from-space  Art Print “Dump Cat” band poster https://www.etsy.com/listing/649936189/art-print-dump-cat-band-poster Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#51: Killer Bigfoot

  • 22 days ago

Happy Halloween! This week we are exploring the darker side of everyone’s favorite hairy hominid.  Episode Reference Links:PARACON AUSTRALIA MAGAZINE - 2015https://www.amazon.com/Paracon-Australia-Magazine-Rob-Morphy/dp/0987452754 Cryptonaut Podcast Bigcartel Store: https://cryptonautpodcast.bigcartel.com  Cryptonaut Podcast Teepublic Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702  Listener Survey https://survey.libsyn.com/cryptonaut  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#50: Kitami Abductors

  • 29 days ago

In the mid-70s a Japanese farmer was awoken from a deep sleep by a pounding on his front door. Little could he have anticipated that this unwelcome visitor would be an inexplicable entity hell bent on taking him off world… nor could he have imagined that his alarming experience would permanently alter his brain chemistry. Episode Reference Links:KITAMI ABDUCTORS: (JAPAN)http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/11/kitami-abductors-japan/ Listener Survey https://survey.libsyn.com/cryptonaut  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702  Into The Portal Podcast Pumpkin Carving Contest https://twitter.com/IntoThePortal1/status/1053153091921436673  Cryptonaut Podcast “The Hits” Spotify playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/marcstorrs/playlist/2AilvKnzvK65aPVgAZuO0U?si=ZQ0iOe2lTX-HECS-7UdXYA  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#49: Dover Demon

  • about 1 month ago

This now legendary creature first came into the public consciousness in the late 1970s, when, over the course of just over 24-hours, no less than six eyewitnesses claimed to have encounters with this bizarre, quasi-humanoid life form. Episode Reference Links:DOVER DEMON: (MASSACHUSETTS, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/03/dover-demon-massachusetts-usa/  LOREN COLEMAN INTERVIEW http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/01/loren-coleman-interview/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#48: E.S.M.B. - Troglodyte Pigmen

  • about 1 month ago

We are back with the third installment of E.S.M.B! Curses be damned, we got a werewolf in the fire hole.  Episode Reference Links: Satan Ruled Out As Experts Puzzle Over Mysterious Flaming Pit In Arkansas https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/flaming-satan-pit-arkansas_us_5bb70309e4b01470d050362c  There's Convincing Evidence Werewolves Have Been Terrorizing A Small Village In England For Decades https://www.ranker.com/list/cannock-chase-werewolf-sightings/hugh-landman  Bridge to Magonia https://bridgetomagonia.wordpress.com  Evil Science and Magick Buddies T-Shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3154953-evil-science-and-magick-buddies?ref_id=7702&store_id=154570  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#47: Vengeful Bruja Of Rubio

  • about 1 month ago

During the late 1990’s a rural Venezuelan family endured a months long reign of terror at the hands of a vengeful witch who assumed the form of a diabolical winged chimera in order to torment not only the man who betrayed her, but his family as well. Episode Reference Links:VENGEFUL BRUJA OF RUBIO: (VENEZUELA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/10/vengeful-bruja-of-rubio-venezuela/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-cryptonaut-podcast?ref_id=7702  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#46: Cycloptic Aliens Of Harrah

  • about 2 months ago

In 1977 a young man from Washington State had a run-in with a quartet of handy capable creatures that may well be some of the strangest extraterrestrial beings ever reported. Episode Reference Links:CYCLOPTIC ALIENS OF HARRAH: (WASHINGTON, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2011/10/cycloptic-aliens-of-harrah-washington-usa/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#45: Bremerton Monstrosity / Flipper

  • about 2 months ago

The 2 for 1 Mystery Bag Monday!  Bremerton Monstrosity In a coastal naval port city just after WWII, a young woman had a terrifying encounter with a huge denizen of the deep… but not in the water… in her own basement. Flipper On a lonely stretch of rustic road in central Mexico, a teenage slingshot hunter had had a face-to-face encounter with a hulking, quasi-humanoid entity that, quite frankly, should not exist… one which, according to the eyewitness, seemed to be attempting to communicate. Episode Reference Links:BREMERTON MONSTROSITY: (WASHINGTON, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/09/bremerton-monstrosity-washington-usa/  FLIPPER: (MEXICO) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2016/05/flipper-mexico/ Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#44: Potosi Sheep Slayer

  • 2 months ago

In what has to be considered one of the most unsettling cases in the history of ufology, an unsuspecting Bolivian shepherdess was tending to her flocks of sheep and llama when she had a terrifyingly violent encounter with an entity of unknown origin that would leave her literally scarred her for life. Episode Reference Links:POTOSI SHEEP SLAYER: (BOLIVIA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/09/potosi-sheep-slayer-bolivia/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#43: Copenhagen Devil

  • 2 months ago

At the dawn of the 20th century three people claimed to have had a pair of harrowing run-ins with a hulking, horned, albino beast, which some scientifically minded people have proposed was a lost subterranean species, while others insist that this demonic entity likely crawled its way up from the bowels of hell itself. Episode Reference Links:COPENHAGEN DEVIL (NEW YORK, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/05/copenhagen-devil-new-york-usa/ Watertown Paranormal Vortex https://roadtrippers.com/us/watertown-ny/attractions/watertown-paranormal-vortex  Don’t Get Lost In the Thompson Park Vortex https://www.strangerdimensions.com/2016/08/01/dont-get-lost-in-the-thompson-park-vortex/  Multiverse Maidens interview with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Youtube https://youtu.be/5AaMLaFz1bs  Anchor.FM https://anchor.fm/multiverse-maidens3/episodes/Multiverse-Maidens-Interview-the-Cryptonauts-1-e25a1e/a-a552s8 Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#42: Voronezh Aliens

  • 3 months ago

In what may be the most bizarre mass extra-terrestrial encounter ever reported, dozens of eyewitnesses claimed that in the autumn of 1989, a trio of three eyed aliens — along with their mechanical companion — landed and attacked a group of teens in a Russian park. Episode Reference Links:VORONEZH ALIENS: (RUSSIA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/10/voronezh-aliens-russia/ Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#41: Kinderhook Blob

  • 3 months ago

During the 1960’s, no less six eyewitnesses claimed to have had encounters with a floating, ghostly, blob-like creature that was so intimidating two armed men fled from it in mortal terror. Episode Reference Links:KINDERHOOK BLOB: (NEW YORK, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/kinderhook-blob-new-york-usa/ Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#40: Moss Man

  • 3 months ago

This bizarre, foliage smothered synthesis of plant and animal cast an ominous shadow over a stretch of east Florida beach throughout its decade long reign of terror… and to this day debates rage as to whether or not this leafy fiend’s origin is biological or the result of an ancient curse. Episode Reference Links:MOSS MAN: (FLORIDA, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/11107/ Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#39: Wicomico Catman

  • 3 months ago

In the autumn of 1980, four individuals had a terrifying encounter with a half-man, half-feline monstrosity, which some believe may be the result of an exceedingly rare genetic mutation, while others insist the entity is of a decidedly more mystical origin. Episode Reference Links:COMING SOON http://www.cryptopia.us  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#38: Indescribable Octo-Man

  • 4 months ago

The Ohio River and its many tributaries are a hotbed of odd (and often dangerous) cryptid activity, but one of the weirdest creatures ever to have emerged from their gloomy depths has got to be the hulking, gray-skinned, quasi-cephalopod, which at least five terrified eyewitness claimed to have encountered during the bitter winter of 1959. Episode Reference Links:INDESCRIBABLE OCTO-MAN: (KENTUCKY – OHIO, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/indescribable-octo-man-kentucky-ohio-usa/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#37: The Anjikuni Mystery

  • 4 months ago

Legends of mysterious mass disappearances have cropped up across the globe, but without a doubt, one of the most infamous incidents of mass disappearance in North American history concerns the whereabouts of the over 30 men, women and children who allegedly vanished without a trace from an Inuit fishing village in the first half of the 20th Century. Episode Reference Links:Village of the Dead: The Anjikuni Mystery https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2011/07/village-of-the-dead-the-anjikuni-mystery/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#36: Thetis Lake Monster

  • 4 months ago

First brought to international attention in the early 1970s following a vicious attack on a pair of unsuspecting teens, this scaly, amphibious humanoid is reputed to be ferociously territorial when trespassers veer too close to the murky depths of Canadian lake it calls home. Episode Reference Links:THETIS LAKE MONSTER: (CANADA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/10/thetis-lake-monster-canada/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#35: Stumps

  • 4 months ago

While walking down a dark stretch of rural road, a pair of teenage girls had a terrifying run-in with a peculiar pack of creatures, which, quite simply, should not exist. Episode Reference Links:STUMPS: (OREGON, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2016/06/stumps-oregon-usa/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#34: The Bizarre Case Of The Kera UFO

  • 4 months ago

In the summer of 1972, a group of Japanese middle-schoolers had an experience that can only be called “Spielberg-ian”, when, over the course of nearly a month, they had a series of encounters with a small, silver UFO, which they managed to not only photograph, but actually capture... repeatedly. Episode Reference Links:The Bizarre Case of the Kera UFO Encountershttps://mysteriousuniverse.org/2011/07/the-bizarre-case-of-the-kera-ufo-encounters/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#33: Casa Blanca Entities

  • 5 months ago

In 1955, a group of Californian children ranging in age from four to fifteen years had one of the longest, most frightening and out-and-out bizarre encounters with a group of unknown entities ever chronicled. Episode Reference Links:CASA BLANCA ENTITIES: (CALIFORNIA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/07/casa-blanca-entities-california/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription!   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#32: E.S.M.B. - Questions and Answers AKA Intelligent Human Legs

  • 5 months ago

This week the guys answer questions from listeners! Not much monster talk but someone stole a bag of hot dogs at a pirate party.  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#31: Silver Man

  • 5 months ago

In 1978, on a desolate stretch of road housing some of Great Britain’s most top secret nuclear facilities, a young service engineer had a terrifying, and potentially lethal, encounter with a bizarre, humanoid entity of unknown origin. Episode Reference Links:SILVER MAN: (ENGLAND) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/silver-man-england/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

#30: Grey Ghost Of Kinchafoonee

  • 5 months ago

In the summer of ’55, on a lonely stretch of road in rural Georgia, a young forestry worker was pursued and viciously mauled by a terrifying humanoid creature.  Episode Reference Links:GREY GHOST OF KINCHAFOONEE: (GEORGIA, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2018/06/grey-ghost-of-kinchafoonee-georgia-usa/  Cryptonaut Podcast Tee Public Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cryptonautpodcast  Cryptid Crate Unboxing Video: https://youtu.be/pntKqYTnQOw  Visit http://cryptidcrate.com and use promo code “GRAMPUS” at checkout to get 10% off The entire life of your subscription! Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram 

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