THE FINAL EPISODE! What do you even say at a time like this? It feels like we've already said it all we just don't remember exactly what it was. We say some things in this episode also. Some of the usual and some sincere things for once. Thank

Michael McTallica

Dec 25th, 2020 1h 30m

EPISODE 176! #9 of the FINAL 10! We discuss drinking early, how we would kill someone, a female Slim, playing with a bunch of dogs, speaking in third person, ice cubes, a man that drives up and yells at you about stuff, twins and coke, not last

Nutted In My Shorts

Dec 18th, 2020 1h 29m

EPISODE 175! #8 of the FINAL 10! We discuss being suspects in each others deaths, edible underwear, having half a kid, causing a scene in an Olive Garden, the tv show Perfect Strangers, a little league game, horny goat weed, final jerks, making

Sympathy Pains

Dec 11th, 2020 1h 30m

EPISODE 174! #7 of the FINAL 10! We discuss putting the dog down, teeth, a world class freakout, hot foods, bong water, a creepy man, doing a driveby and guns in general, the Miser brothers, a Human Centipede scenario, going to the Trapt show,

Edward Scissorhandjob

Dec 4th, 2020 1h 30m

EPISODE 173! #6 of the FINAL 10! There are some very weird and annoying audio issues in this one but we think for the most part it's still decent. We discuss The Chronicles of Narnia, old timey candy, bad Onlyfans, catchy songs, jerking togethe

The Sequel No One Asked For

Nov 27th, 2020 1h 27m

EPISODE 172! #5 of the FINAL 10! We discuss Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Fuel energy drink, using dynamite, a confusing hat, being propositioned for a cigarette, a party in the balls, a detailed recap of Drama's return to the doctor, having nice dic

Wiping And Pulling Out Staples

Nov 20th, 2020 1h 32m

EPISODE 171! #4 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss yoga, standing on money to become taller, rockstars that should be dead, best way to do drugs, airing out horny texts post death, air bud, Victoria's Secret, coins, cigarette butts, sweaty men sme

Fucking A Murderer

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 29m

EPISODE 170! #3 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss a Van Halen mashup, bumping into a dedicated fan in the future, Drama's new podcast, "updates" on Slim's "health", a dead parent party, being large horny, which one of us is the looks (and the bra

The Shattered Pelvis Spectacular

Nov 6th, 2020 1h 28m

EPISODE 169! #2 of the FINAL 10! We discuss the act of 69ing, a well lit butthole, some wifi issues, meetings with the devil, farts and crap, an intense recap of Slim's recent injury, Drama's dads hands, a submission test and much more.GET Y

The Most Motorboatistable

Oct 30th, 2020 1h 31m

EPISODE 168! #1 of the final 10 episodes! We discuss using your genie wish to see a friend's pain, being delicate in the butt, Onlyfans (again), no longer having the concept of time, shitty Walmart employees and shitting with Walmart employees,

BAZINGA

Oct 23rd, 2020 1h 28m

EPISODE 167! WE HAVE A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Listen to find out what it is. We also discuss recording in a different place again, a dad prank, campfire smells, smoking the wrong end of a cigarette, our love for The Big Bang Theory, breathing,

Bucketsexual

Oct 16th, 2020 1h 30m

EPISODE 166! We discuss soft pretzels, a Starbucks exchange, pretty fast food employees, restaurants where the workers are purposely mean to you, large hashbrowns, Slim's new toy, a recap of Drama's vacation including high mountain driving, a b

You Know What I Like The Most? Cake Farts

Oct 9th, 2020 1h 32m

EPISODE 165! We discuss celebrity dick pics, spooky jerks, muff diving, thumbs, dating the female versions of ourselves, charley horses and hiccups, old crazy internet things, post nut pee streams, new wild rap lyrics, meeting real dads and muc

East West Breasts

Oct 2nd, 2020 1h 30m

EPISODE 164! We discuss man on man boning, a typical doctor visit, coffee lids, Mythbusters, Sublime WITH Rome, Fat Mike and his fat breasts, Gary Busey Pet Judge, Viking funerals, the 9 different types of boobs, Rubik's cubes, our McDonald's m

The Juiciest Hot Little Center Of Pink Ham

Sep 25th, 2020 1h 28m

EPISODE 163! We discuss us as Sims, napping, a tubing injury, party pizzas, jumping off a bridge, more about the giant check in the basement, our anger at Taco Bell, keeping your severed leg and eating it, hot hams, blowjob pranks, a dream with

Go To The Basement And Get Some Paper

Sep 18th, 2020 1h 34m

EPISODE 162! We discuss celebrity smoking photos, extra big milk, a giant check, where to take the man you think might be your dad, a kilt guy, the confusing lyrics of Blinded By The Light, a time travel situation, jellyfish and peeing, Scott I

Sucked Into A Black Hole

Sep 11th, 2020 1h 30m

EPISODE 161! We discuss old rap lyrics, awkward store interactions, ordering donuts, mistaking the abuse we do to our bodies for COVID, forgetting an important piece of equipment, the cafeteria above us, a shared stomach experience, a very slip

Hulk Heroin: The Taco Bellcast Part 2

Sep 4th, 2020 1h 26m

EPISODE 160! We hope you've always really wanted to hear two grown men get drunk and eat Taco Bell because then this episode is for you. We discuss a real rodeo scenario, finally ordering a bidet, hot dog debates, examining a junk drawer, a Hul

Big Horny Fart Miracles

Aug 28th, 2020 1h 29m

EPISODE 159! We discuss true miracles, where the jerking happens, HJ's and what it would take to do them to each other, your second wife who is hot and stupid and inevitably bangs your son, cigarette umbrellas, when it's acceptable to hoot and

Wagglin' Tongue

Aug 21st, 2020 1h 27m

EPISODE 158! We discuss being sexual, our obsessions, fun phone pranks, egging things, a messy court case, noses on pumpkins, updog, mumu dresses, WAP, deathbeds, tying off, Taj Mahal, some random dreams, nu metal band updates and much more.

The Prophecy Of Foghorn Leghorn

Aug 14th, 2020 1h 35m

EPISODE 157! We discuss the lost hot noodle footage, having a baby at 93, the shenanigans of Motley Crue, selecting the perfect balls, traps from Saw movies, sunburns, the old man from the Six Flags commercials, the recap of our cabin weekend a

Hot Dads: The 3 Year Episode

Aug 7th, 2020 1h 23m

EPISODE 156! 3 YEARS! We made it by barely trying. We celebrate by attempting a stupid challenge. We also discuss ramen, eggs, doing drugs while making love, sketchy porn sites, switching our organs and much more. Thanks to everyone who has stu

I'm Freaking Out

Jul 31st, 2020 1h 32m

EPISODE 155! We discuss the monster that controls this, Floor Is Lava, how many seconds long the podcast should be, drive-thru protocol, porn fans, a surprise gape, drinking pop, Smoke on the Water, a new rapper, peeing, nose hair trimming, Hot

Creature From The Ass Lagoon

Jul 24th, 2020 1h 31m

EPISODE 154! We discuss stuff that would kill previous generations, a police chase, words and accents, buffets, straws, recap of the dadsquad reunion, some vomit, angry drinking, finally experiencing pure ecstasy, squatty potty, returning pants

Blink 182's "I Had To Autoerotic Asphyxiate My TV On Christmas"

Jul 17th, 2020 1h 29m

EPISODE 153! We discuss throwing food, reminiscing to when the world was normal, the super sun, the Dapper museum, our future, a large massage device, a big whoopsie live on the episode, our drive-in tour, missing concerts, dropkicks, performin