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with: Frank West   Nutshell Gulag   Kumquatxop   Ironicus   Boots Raingear   reading: energymuse.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan. Edited by Boots Raingear. The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does. This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom. Music used: Arjen Lucassen - I Am a Rock Echo & The Bunnymen - Crystal Days
with: Boots Raingear   Achilles' Heelies   Frank West   Squiddy   Lemon   reading: vacuumland.org Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of VacuumLand.Org and read what they found there. You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum cleaners totally isn’t a fetish, except for the times when it is. But they’ve got some pretty incredible vacuum collections that they bring to conventions, and also, eventually, it will be time for poetry. This week, The F Plus will need you to hide this in your closet for our boyfriend to smell. Music used: Komeda - More Is More Poetree - Mirage My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Freaky Fever Chapters provided by Lemon
with: Bunnybread   Isfahan   Nutshell Gulag   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: bigfooteruption.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Adam Bozarth. The website Bigfoot Eruption has a whole lot of things to say about Bigfoot. Now, Few of those things make a lot of sense, and fewer still seem to be internally consistent, but the important thing is that Cain and/or Adam and/or Satan is involved, it's a conspiracy, and it's not a bear. Pay attention to your dog. This week, The F Plus gets a lot of milage out of that poo. Music used: Jad and David Fair - Sasquatch The Legend of Dogman Song
with: Jimmyfranks   Bunnybread   Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.
with: Boots Raingear   John Toast   Kumquatxop   Lemon   reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Boots Raingear. The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny. This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen. Music used: Ween - With My Own Bare Hands The Supremes - My World Is Empty Without You
with: Achilles' Heelies   Frank West   Portaxx   Lemon   reading: fembotcentral.net   clips4sale.com   Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. The forum posters over at Fembot Central are (as you might have guessed) aroused by the idea of robotic humanoid women. And they're all too happy to explore the many facets of their specific fembot obsession, despite how often or how loudly you try to protest. This week, The F Plus finds out what Joss Whedon has been up to. Music used: Ratatat - Neckbrace Groove Armada - Sex And The City Theme The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Blue Green Olga Chapters provided by Lemon
with: Boots Raingear   Frank West   Isfahan   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: spellcaster-psychic.co.uk   srob.co.uk   Content provided by Seashell,Chief Beef. Edited by Boots Raingear. Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of course, poetry. We can't cover everything he's written in a single episode, but we can just cover the general tone. Including reading his bio twice. This week, The F Plus sets sail on the SS Metathree. Correction: Boots' original reading of S Rob was at F Plus Live 5: The Finnish Incident Additional correction: Further evidence demonstates that Open University is a legitimate educational institution. Apologies for the assumption, apparently two seconds of Wikipedia is not enough to base a conclusion on in this case. Music used: Wonderful Kids - A Kind of Magic Siouxsie and the Banshees - Spellbound
with: Boots Raingear   Achilles' Heelies   Portaxx   Kumquatxop   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: bitcointalk.org Content provided by Shame Boi. Edited by Adam Bozarth. Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word "female". This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck. Music used: The Flying Lizards - Money Cardi B featuring Meg Thee Stallion with Ben Shapiro - WAP [iMarkkeyz Edit] Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
with: Boots Raingear   Bunnybread   Jimmyfranks   Kumquatxop   Lou Fernandez   Lemon   reading: sexstories.com Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins. Edited by Lemon. Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And that's the stuff we'll be looking at. This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break. Music used: Adina Howard - Freak Like Me Esther Abrami - No 10 A New Beginning Smash Mouth - I'm A Believer (Karaoke) CupcakKe - Lemon Pepper Chapters provided by Lemon
with: Boots Raingear   STOG   Victor Laszlo   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: amazon.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. User reviews on Amazon drive a lot of purchasing decisions, so let's have another look at the two most important categories: Cosplay accessories and erotic gay shapeshifter novels. And then when that's done, we're playing The Rites of Price. This week, our dick plumped. Music used: Hail Mary Mallon - Whales lots and lots of Price is Right production music Aegukka Aldous Harding - The Barrel Chapters provided by Lemon
with: Boots Raingear   Jack Chick   Kumquatxop   John Toast   Adam Bozarth   reading: imdb.com Content provided by Alqemizzy. Edited by Adam Bozarth. The forums may be gone, but the stupidity still abounds on the Internet Movie Database. Good reviews of garbage movies, bad reviews of good movies, and generally creepy undertones to everything. There's more blood, boobs, and beasts than a document from National Geography. This week, The F Plus' pokery is undoubtedly jiggery. Music used: Keith Mansfield - Funky Fanfare Violent Femmes - Hollywood Is High Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
with: Boots Raingear   Isfahan   Bunnybread   Portaxx   Frank West   Lemon   reading: Patreon.com   fapp.pbworks.com   balls.horse   Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator. Edited by Lemon. Fapp is a furry erotic tabletop roleplaying game. Now, credit where it's due, they own the domain balls dot horse, which is a fantastic name. However, as you're about to find out, everything they enjoy is profoundly disgusting. This week, The F Plus requests a court-ordered explungement. Music used: Viagara Boys - Down In The Basement Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack
with: Boots Raingear   Frank West   Nutshell Gulag   Jimmyfranks   John Toast   Lemon   reading: reddit.com Content provided by Sovereign,Wrought. Edited by Jimmyfranks. This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but five different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question "What if my preposterous hypothetical was real, would you upvote me then?" And also Satan really wants to watch you suck off ya boy. This week, The F Plus is real, you family member? Music used: King Missle - What If Moloko - Where Is The What If The What Is The Why
with: Boots Raingear   Jimmyfranks   Achilles' Heelies   Nutshell Gulag   Lemon   reading: reddit.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated. This week, we don't mention Jordan Peterson too much, so that's nice. Music used: FEAR - Waiting for the Meat Reverend Horton Heat - Eat Steak
with: Boots Raingear   Jimmyfranks   Jack Chick   Achilles' Heelies   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: bulletproof.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Boots Raingear. The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to you, please give me your credit card information. This week, The F Plus puts the coconut in the fire to relieve this bellyache. Music used: La Roux - Bulletproof Modest Mussorgsky - Night On Bald Mountain The Floozies - Like Butter
with: Boots Raingear   Nutshell Gulag   Victor Laszlo   Achilles' Heelies   Sanguinary Novel   Lemon   reading: fandom.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Lemon. The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how to time travel. This week, Venmo @TheFPlus and we'll tell you what your Radionic Box does. Music used: Self - Miracleworker Valium & The Tripmunks - You Keep Me Hangin' On
with: Boots Raingear   Bunnybread   Frank West   Squiddy   Adam Bozarth   Lemon   reading: reddit.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Lemon. The Redditors on r/BadRoommates are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater than any of them are capable. But the roommates have been warned! This week, The F Plus has a Sour Daddy. Music used: Possum Dixon - Emergency's About To End Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Ain't Gonna Wash Dishes No More
with: Boots Raingear   Jack Chick   Isfahan   Adam Bozarth   JW Friedman   Lemon   reading: answers.yahoo.com Content provided by SinBucket. Edited by Lemon. Sourced from all over the internet, we're singing songs of praise and worship (25 of them to be exact) and we expect you to feel our love deep inside you, except not in a sex way this time. This week, The F Plus begins The Upward Spiral. Music used: Portugal. The Man - Modern Jesus Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song Stryper - To Hell With The Devil Zekka - Kill A Rainbow Chapters provided by Lemon
with: Boots Raingear   Bunnybread   Jimmyfranks   Victor Laszlo   Achilles' Heelies   Lemon   reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of this Cookie Puss! Music used: Lil Debbie - Bake A Cake The Avalanches ft. Biz Markie & Jean-Michel Bernard - The Noisy Eater
with: Boots Raingear   Nutshell Gulag   Portaxx   Kumquatxop   Lemon   reading: ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org Content provided by JOA. Edited by Lemon. The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty much every turn here. This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was sprayed by demonic chemtrails. When I came to, I realized I painted this adorable demonplane while in a possessed frenzy. Music used: Slayer vs Katrina & The Waves - Chemical Warfare (Don't It Feel Good) [by Bill McClintock] Milli Vanilli - Baby Don't Forget My Number
with: Achilles' Heelies   Adam Bozarth   John Toast   STOG   Portaxx   The Intern   Boots Raingear   reading: eattolivenottodie.com Content provided by Tipsy Almond. Edited by Boots Raingear. Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called "disease", which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea. This week, The F Plus is giving up the moisture. Music used: The Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys Against Me! - Piss and Vinegar
with: Achilles' Heelies   Frank West   Boots Raingear   Victor Laszlo   On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best. Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares & Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male) Boots Raingear - How To Get Over Your Fear Of Slenderman Victor Laszlo - How To Ignore Your Husband I'm sorry, Dad. Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Theme Boots Raingear wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
with: Lou Fernandez   Jack Chick   Lemon   Kumquatxop   King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle Jack Chick - How to Become Pope Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society) Don't walk on the table, Jack. Heat 1 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
with: Nutshell Gulag   Adam Bozarth   K Thor Jensen   Shell Game   Nutshell Gulag - How to Get Rid of Demons Adam Bozarth - How to Turn the Super Bowl into Super Sex! K. Thor Jensen - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls) Shell Game - How to Escape a Minefield K. Thor drank his own piss. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 4 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
with: bumpgrrl   Jimmyfranks   Bunnybread   STOG   bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults) STOG - How to Vomit While Driving Hands above the waist, Bunnybread. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
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Podcast Details

Created by
Lemon
Podcast Status
Active
Started
Oct 2nd, 2009
Latest Episode
Oct 2nd, 2020
Release Period
Weekly
Episodes
375
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
Explicit
Yes
Order
Episodic
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