We didn't have to watch this. There was no reason to watch this. We were about to watch Fast and Furious 6 instead of watching this. But did we? No, we didn't. We watched this...

There is so much baffling nonsense in this movie it is almost impossible to quantify it. Every time you say to yourself, "Well, that's the stupidest, least thought out, insulting to every person on the planet statement I've ever heard," the movie seems to take it as a personal challenge.

Kevin "Is he really handsome, or do I just accept that he is because he played Hercules" Sorbo plays (sigh) world famous philosopher (maybe. They never really say what his doctorate is in, so everything is pure speculation) and, as you are repeatedly informed, number 1 atheist in the world (evidently multiple years running at the International Atheist's convention)... Dr. Sol Harkens (SIGH) has a near death experience on the eve of the launch of his latest book... Aborting God (fucking SIGH) and...

Look, a lot of bullshit follows this. A lot. Like... all the bullshit in the world. 

Join us as we try and figure out what the hell is going on and what on earth would have made anyone believe that this movie was not wildly insulting believers, nonbelievers, whatever group.... this is a movie for no-one. So... you know, check it out with us.