Big Brother drones are coming. They’re dumping beer in Arizona. The Grim Reaper appears on Florida beaches. A creepy AMSR update. Guys that break into a Florida house get a surprise and so does a dude that starts living at Disney World. Beer: Left Hand Brewing Milk Stout.
Zoom Bombing continues to be a problem. Pandemic Speeding has become an issue. CT cops are testing drones to enforce social distancing. Bogus test kits are showing up in stores. The internet thinks Robert Goodell was drunk on TV. People worldwide are spitting on each other during a pandemic. Poison control centers warn not to ingest or inject disinfectant. Beer: 8.6 Original Intense Blonde Beer.
More bad Rona songs. Louisiana Pastor is asking for your stimulus check. OJ and the Cussing Pastor chime in. Porn in pandemic times update. A slew of dopes around the world are intentionally coughing on people. Beer: Founders Porter.
Virtual Drinking Party postmortem. Some people in LA not covering faces. Louisiana church holds Easter service for 1300 amid pandemic. Man steals coronavirus specimen from hospital. Easter messages from OJ and Leslie Jordan. Drunk woman crashes into cop car. Florida man coughs on cops. Woman licks items at grocery store. Beer: Firestone Nitro Merlin Milk Stout.
Detroit bus driver dies after posting about passenger recklessly coughing. Florida man hangs giant roll of toilet paper in front yard. OJ Simpson laughs it up about someone else getting away with murder. The Cussing Pastor slams those anticipating stimulus checks. Official cracking down on people who spit and cough on police amid COVID-19 pandemic. Beer: Willianbrau Superforte.
Florida megachurch shuns social distancing. Worst Corona songs. Lockdown check in with the Bald Moron. Naked dude arrested for violating Corona travel ban. Man charged in case of social distancing rage. Jogger spit and coughed on for requesting social distancing. Amazon delivery man caught on video spitting on package. Beer: Snow Bird Reserve Vanilla Porter, Coppertail and 2SB Brewing.
Nascar goes iRacing. Neil Diamond, Gal Gadot, Rita Wilson and other celebrities attempt to entertain during the Corona Crisis. London nurse pleads for the end of shelf raping. Man lies about getting the Corona to get out of work. Twitch streamer accidentally discharges firearm. Beer: Bitburger Premium Pils.
Short celebrities. First ever Bachelor discussion. Adult brother and sister charged with banging. Cop sleeps with domestic violence victim. Florida axe man shot by cop. Female superintendent has sex with students. Behavioral Therapist takes pics with partially nude students. Guy threatens to shoot up bar doesn’t have gun. Woman pushes to get her hair cut at men's barber shop. Man accused of sucking patient’s toes. Fast Food News features a DIY chip butty. Booze: Trail Distilling First City Rum.
Hello Twitter world: a double murder’s take on the XFL. Controversy over Dwyane Wade’s son/daughter. Steven Spielberg’s daughter announces she’s a porn actress. Does smoker’s snatch exist? Thousands of bees attack in Pasadena. Mad Mike takes his last rocket ride. Fast Food News. Beer: Big Dog’s Las Vegas Lager & Red Hydrant Ale.
Thoughts on the Daytona 500 and NBA All Star Weekend. The latest from OJ on Twitter. Deon Sanders takes to Instagram with serious beef. Flight attendant blames the Keto Diet for breathalyzer fail. Courtney Stodden teases new tell all book. Wendy’s employees fired for bath in sink. TX naked dude busted. Fast Food News features a Jack crack. Beer: St Pauli Girl, Harp, Montauk Summer Ale and Bozeman Hopzone IPA.
Post Oscars Hollywood breakdown. Fast Food News sets you straight on the Taco Bell menu. Craft beer hater pulls gun on beer geeks in Brooklyn. Latest on Snoop and Gayle King. Return of Nude in the News. Florida dude drops acid and shoots his own car. Beer: Tenaya Creek Old Jackalope and God of Thunder.
Stupid Bowl Special. A cornhole deep dive. Dopes try to rob pizza guy with toy gun. Woman dies in Australian cake eating contest. Fast Food News. Snacks: Ghirardelli Intense Dark Chocolates. Beer: Wild Ride Hippy Haze IPA and Reuben’s Brews Hazealicious
WE GET NEWS (IN REAL TIME) ABOUT THE DEATH OF KOBE BRYANT. Also... the Coronavirus is fo realz. A ding-dong ditch goes way wrong. New Big Foot sighting. Mountain lion attacks boy. Women gets vibrator stuck in her bladder. Fast Food News and more.
Two dollar bills, flea markets, dog racing, Britney Spears and a NFL playoff jinx. Last call to join us at the Barrett-Jackson, Scottsdale. Michigan’s Kevin Bacon meets a terrible demise. A psychic fleeces a woman. The Bad Wig Bandit is still on the loose. Dudes try to fake a winning lottery ticket. Man attacks girlfriend for commenting on his farting. Fast Food News features Del Taco deals. Beer: Saint Archer Mosaic IPA.
DON’T BE STUNAD postmortem. Fast Food News features a White Castle run. Swingers party at hotel upsets family. Naked man leads cops on chase. Snacks: Columbian bocadillo. Beer: Kawaba Snow Weizen, Brooklyn Defender IPA and Belching Beaver Milk Stout Nitro.
On our way to AC ASAP. A flying car is on the docket at the Barrett-Jackson collector car auction in AZ. Is there a Canadian rager in our future? UPS driver caught tossing packages. Naked dude who broke into home found with axe in hand and fecal matter on walls. Fast Food News includes a Jack in the Box deal. Beer: New Belgium Voodoo Ranger and The Bruery Bakery: Coconut Macaroon. Wishing everyone a happy Chaka Khan.
Snack Attack, Meatball Wars and a Lounie Reyes music vid on the way. Florida family gets Thanksgiving visit from a gator. Man starts dating app with him as the only guy. Beer: Alaskan Cranberry Tart and 2018 Founders KBS.
The Gary and Dino Fairfax Tour is conceived. Dog drives car around a cul-de-sac for an hour. Woman hits the highway on a golf cart. Thief dies falling through roof. Tagger dies falling from building. Beer: Garage Brewing Marshmallow Milk Stout and Peanut Butter Chocolate Milk Stout.
Kanye opera review. Pluto TV app rocks. Pink Taco founder dies. Sopranos Convention is a hit. Tesla Cyber Truck debuts. A cop is busted in sex sting. Dude breaks into wrong house. Bank robbery suspect trips multiple times. Beer: Moonraker Hollow Bones and Pelican Brewing Mother of all Storms.
Man goes on carjacking rampage. A 63 year old teacher who banged student kills herself and husband. Dude gets naked and wreaks havoc on plumbing business. Fast Food News. Beer: Heretic Chocolate Hazelnut Porter and Eel River Porter.