I don't know why, but I'm channeling my inner Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused, and I just want to put you all down on the pavement and cover you with condiments while teasing you about all of the orgasms you want to give up for me!

Parker Posey...femdom icon. 

So, are we doing it? Are we doing it? 

Be a good boy and give up those orgasms for me. 

It'll be fun, she said. ;)