He did it.No, he did it.No, he did it.(Break to talk about how you want to date your best friend.)No no no, HE did it. Nevermind, it was definitely HIM who did it.(Pause to break up with your brother-from-another-mother who you never actually g

Kill the Boy Band

Jun 21st, 2020 1h 25m

Ahh, boy bands. They reek of sweat, hotels, and the tears of psychotic fangirls. When a pack of four of the craziest fangirls capture one of them and hold him hostage, what can go wrong? A lot of things, apparently. But a lot of things can also

Lifestyles of Gods and Monsters

May 16th, 2020 51m 45s

If you want to know the lifestyle lived by gods, read Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. If you want to know the lifestyle lived by monsters, read nearly anything by Stephen King. But if you want to know why the Princess of Crete is willing to he

Reflection: A Twisted Tale

Apr 18th, 2020 1h

In this, episode three of our glorious Quest, a recording location reshuffle marks a near fatal dip in audio quality but NEVER FEAR because just like Mulan in this book, we fight our way up from the underworld to discuss the Twisted Tales adapt

The Grace Year

Jan 20th, 2020 47m 6s

The grumpy single old lady reviews The Grace Year, a young adult novel in which a heroine must journey to the woods and rid herself of forbidden sexual magic in order to survive. You know, issues of inequality are fun to try to figure out, but

Descendant of the Crane

Nov 22nd, 2019 41m 20s

Despite being almost thirty and single by choice, this grumpy reader will review and rate Descendant of the Crane, a young adult novel set in an Asian-inspired fantasy world where a princess must solve her father's murder and also work with a

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