Season 2 Recap. 26 episodes and 198 decisions have led us here. Will Season 2 turn out as a Right Way, Wrong Way, or Jane-Way? Reprogram your bodily functions, grab your closest jiggly rock and listen in to find out.What to expect from episod

46. It’s a Twaaap!

Sep 28th, 2022

Basics 1. Be careful not to suffer from exploding desk syndrome or shear stupidity and let a bunch of half-wit Kazons and Seska peck you to death like ducks and steal your ship! Join Liam and Suzanne in part 1 of the season 2 finale. What to

45. Covid Pi110 Variant

Aug 24th, 2022

Resolutions. Liam and Suzanne have made it to New Earth and they have so many questions. How does a burrowing insect get through all of those uniform layers? How do they fill that bathtub up? Being stranded with an Angry Warrior, where do we si

44. He’s Got 12″ Energy

Jul 26th, 2022

Tuvix. Join Sobrasuziam – the sexy mash up of Liam, Suzanne, and guests, Brandi and Sohail – to definitively answer this question: was it murder? Where did those plastic containers go in Tuvix? Just what body parts were dominant? Is Tuvix edib…

43. Vermillion Alert

Jun 22nd, 2022

The Thaw. “VERMILLION ALERT! All hands to interference stations, I’m about to interfere with a society that doesn’t need my help!” Join Liam & Suzanne talk about this clown heavy episode, and list out all of Harry Kim’s d…

42. First Contact, Fist Contact

Jun 2nd, 2022

Innocence. Liam and Suzanne have figured out that the crew of Voyager just really enjoy descrating gravesites. The conversation delves into glitter unicorns, a Skynet situation, Chaneway, and dual Tuvok fingers. Just what are leadership eyebrow

41. Mammary Pulse

May 19th, 2022

Deadlock. Fire off a mammary pulse to bring your ship back in phase and join Liam and Suzanne for a very complicated episode whereby we ask the important questions – scaly or chapped nips? Which Janeway can out-Jane-Way the other Janeway?What

40. Poor Packing Skills

Apr 21st, 2022

Investigations. Liam and Suzanne drop in on A Briefing With Neelix to discuss questionable cheesemongers, Tom’s lack of packing skills, and (checks notes) nostril fisting?!Investigations is the episode where Janeway, in her infinite wisdom, p

39. The Seska Subroutine

Apr 7th, 2022

Lifesigns. Pashing in a 1950s car may be Tom’s ideal date, but not for the Doctor! Liam and Suzanne chat about the personal growth in the Doctor, the sad life of a Vidiian, and coin a new term for something… What exactly is the Seska Subroutin…

38. Science E.D.

Mar 24th, 2022

Death Wish. Join Liam and Suzanne as they wade into the deep conversations brought about in this episode. Such as, was that really rabbit and what is going on with John de Lancie’s lips?! Also, watch out for ANTS!What to expect from episode 3

37. 110% Lubed

Mar 10th, 2022

Dreadnought. NSFW. Lube up and get ready to get as sweaty as Lt Torres. Join us with guest Char to talk about another time where a sentient piece of machinery is trying to destroy something. Was Janeway Pi-110’ing for someone she’s never met t…

36. Furry Finger Facial

Feb 24th, 2022

Meld. There are things in the Star Trek Universe that you don’t know you need until you realise it exists. One of those things ia a furry finger facial from our friend, Neelix. Join Liam + Suzanne as they talk through this fantastic episode!W

35. Glorified Magikarp

Feb 9th, 2022

Threshold. NSFW. Liam and Suzanne throw open their space doors to special guest, Brandi, to talk about one of the more… out there episodes of Voyager. Does Neelix get waxed, is Janeway ‘sturdy,’ and just what does Paris Delight taste lik…

34. My Fair Kazon

Jan 22nd, 2022

Alliances. Telegram! You have been invited to the event of the Season hosted by the Queen of Diplomacy, Katherine Janeway! Join Liam and Suzanne see just how many Jane-ways they can give out in one episode.What to expect from episode 34. My F

33. Pleasurebot Dome

Dec 23rd, 2021

Prototype. Welcome to the Pleasurebot Dome! Liam and Suzanne are at it again and now they are seeking sponsors. Watch out for the Dombot, unless that’s what you’re into. Really, WTH was Janeway thinking?!

32. Talaxian Love Juices

Dec 8th, 2021

Resistance. Liam & Suzanne wonder whether they hit a new low in this episode as they try and work out what Telerium is. They also talk about female anatomy and sexually frustrated make-up artists. Was this a right way, a wrong way, or a Janeway

31. Next on Jerry Springer

Nov 25th, 2021

Maneuvers. Nothing says I love you like taking the DNA of a man and impregnating yourself with it. Join us as we talk about this episode, Kazon Periodontal Disease, and some well needed service and maintenance. Oh, Seska, we love you!What to

30. Mindgasm

Nov 11th, 2021

Cold Fire. Liam and Suzanne are back to talk about the OP Ocampa, Kes, in this episode. Is Kes stronger than Captain Marvel, the Eternals, and Isabelle from Smash Bros? We don’t know because we don’t bring it up, but its a fun thought to have,…

29. Show Me the Beltran Booty!

Oct 28th, 2021

Tattoo. Neelix is an Australian? A Voyager/Sharknado crossover? Liam and Suzanne talk about these things and more. Also, why, why, why was there a butt double?! Plus, the return of FanFic!

28. Get a Little Somethin’ Somethin’

Sep 28th, 2021

Persistence of Vision. Shove an awful cucumber sandwich in your mouth and listen to Liam and Suzanne talk about the final Janeway Eyre episode. Liam also reads out Janeway’s demand list when she was given command of Voyager!What’s in episode 2

27. A Jovial Blow

Aug 26th, 2021

Parturition. Suzanne and Liam got the vapours during this episode as they started shipping Neelix and picked on Harry Kim’s inability to blow Tom’s clarinet. Grab your nearest bottle of glandular secretions, and take a listen!

26. Sock Puppet Kink

Aug 12th, 2021

Twisted. Taking a stroll, on the move, going for walkies, no matter how you say it there’s a lot of wandering around. Liam and Suzanne explore the pheno-Mahna-Mahna, argue about fondant, and speculate about Chakotay’s self Oo-moxx ear tugging.…

25. Space Grindr

Jul 29th, 2021

“Non-Sequitur” What better way to celebrate a boring episode, than with a guest! Liam and Suzanne are joined by Starfleet Boy (Sohail), as they talk about homosexual Pon Farr, the God that is Danny Byrd, and put on drunk offensive Italian acce…

24. Chakotay Writes Fanfic

Jul 15th, 2021

Elogium. Grab hold of a hopper stopper and join Liam and Suzanne as they learn about Ocampan puberty, space sperm, and the secret of the Voyager’s sexiness. It’s those pivoting nacelles.

23. Do Holograms Poop?

Jul 1st, 2021

Projections. What is real and what isn’t real? Liam and Suzanne get very confused in this episode about their own show’s premise! They also talk about Josh Holloway, BBC News, Neelix Grunting, and a long discussion about holodeck fluids……