It's the last episode of this hugely inflatable series, which can only mean one thing: yes, it's the last episode of the series. Or is it? Yes, it is. And we end it all in style with a whole host of famous guests flown in from all over Melton M

Series 5, Episode 5

Apr 21st, 2020 27m

Well done for making it to Episode Five, where we count our chickens both before and after the return of agricultural icon Farmer Collins, just for good measure. Ralph Ploojagig doesn't make an appearance this week - or any other week, for that

Series 5, Episode 4

Apr 14th, 2020 28m

This week John looks at the rising problem of cellophane. He also meets a man in the street who takes a dim view of electricity, along with a porcupine called Ronald who emits squeaking noises (the two may be related). Plus catch up with the sh

Series 5, Episode 3

Apr 7th, 2020 26m

Today's low, low budget episode is brought to you by Kludge, which now comes in a handy three-ounce tin. On the 'show', for want of a more apposite description, you'll hear details of how to join our fan club, which proudly boasts over three me

Series 5, Episode 2

Mar 31st, 2020 27m

In this week's slightly concave episode, John stumbles on the secret of life but loses it again during a particularly dramatic game of Buckaroo, and a man who lives on top of your TV set becomes embroiled in string. In the words of Twig Harper,

Series 5, Episode 1

Mar 24th, 2020 27m

John Dredge returns with a new series that really lets the flavour flood out. False claims aside, car parks will be all the rage in this, the first episode since the last one, so spare a thought for things both hither and yon. Non-special guest

Series 4, Episode 6

Aug 3rd, 2015 30m

In the last but also final programme of the series there are gannets for all the family, but it's the raspberries you need to watch out for. Tyne and also Wear are on the agenda, along with Leighton Buzzard, You and Yours, and the front door. O

Series 4, Episode 5

Jul 27th, 2015 28m

In this week's barnstorming brouhaha of balderdash, agricultural singer/songwriter Farmer Collins goes more beserker than ever before. There's an exclusive wait as part of our detective serial which I've forgotten the title of, and Kojak tries

Series 4, Episode 4

Jul 20th, 2015 27m

This week's barmy bonanza of bits and pieces brings you the BBC Mallard Orchestra direct from the lake, like, and there's a rather unusual visitor for both Terry and, indeed, June. We present an extremely dangerous space adventure complete with

Series 4, Episode 3

Jul 13th, 2015 23m

Nah den, in this week's 'programme' there's an exclusive Spot the Spatula competition (weather permitting), and we take a detailed look at the sporting world of sport, although it is rather difficult in this light. There are sessions from The T

Series 4, Episode 2

Jul 6th, 2015 25m

This week's show is held together with a special adhesive - but which one? Tune in and find out! There's an unusual vocal performance from Farmer Collins, who makes a special guest appearance by arrangement with silt, and when it comes to plans

Series 4, Episode 1

Jun 28th, 2015 26m

Let the fuzz ducks be unfurled once more as we present a seriously weird show, filled full of a galaxy of stars from all over Catford. David Lynch returns to read the weather forecast despite a landmark court ruling, and there's radiophonic sto

Series 3, Episode 6

May 27th, 2014 23m

It'll take a lorry load of dynamite to stop us - and that's exactly what this week's episode provides. We also have several less than special guests, each bringing something to the table in their own inimitable style. But where are the chairs?

Series 3, Episode 5

May 20th, 2014 19m

An exciting detective serial doesn't kick off this week's programme. In fact, the serial comes slightly later into the show than you might think, although just how far in you think it is I have no idea. Never mind, though, as artichokes are ver

Series 3, Episode 4

May 13th, 2014 22m

Biscuits! Ever wondered what space aliens get up to in Frinton? No?!? Then here's your chance to find out! Coming to you directly from our Pebble Mill studios, this week's mellifluous montage of music and movement comes to you directly from our

Series 3, Episode 3

May 6th, 2014 20m

This week, The Actor Greg Haiste emerges from enforced retirement with self-penned material and receives short shrift, which becomes shorter and shriftier as time goes on. We also bring you not-at-all-acclaimed Trip Advisor contributor Peter Pi

Series 3, Episode 2

Apr 29th, 2014 20m

To the lilting strains of your friendly neighbourhood fuzz duck, we gather another episode while we may. In tonight's barnstorming bonanza of balderdash, Farmer Collins is on hand with a new yet unimproved agricultural song, and Terry Medford h

Series 3, Episode 1

Apr 21st, 2014 21m

In tonight's opening salvo of stuff, we bring you up-to-the-minute Shoe Shop News from the actual owners of a shoe shop. Avant-garde film-maker and amateur weather forecaster David Lynch turns up uninvited yet again, and there's a game show the

Series 2, Episode 6

Oct 13th, 2013 15m

And lo, we find ourselves at the end of another season of nutty audio raves from John Dredge and his heavily-coerced team of Richard Cray, Anna Emerson, Greg Haiste and James Shakeshaft until such a time as they are prepared to go 'boing' in th

Series 2, Episode 5

Oct 6th, 2013 16m

John Dredge presents a startling report on the year's most shocking household implements. There will also be odd noises of all shapes and sizes, plus an argy-bargy of aquatic goodies including the sound of a very large splash, courtesy of our f

Series 2, Episode 4

Oct 1st, 2013 15m

The omnipresent John Dredge returns – or does he? Some say he’s never been away. Tune in to find out.Listeners in New Malden should take note that our roadshow team are also in the area, so please stand well back and allow them to pass along

Series 2, Episode 3

Sep 22nd, 2013 15m

In the third of six new podcasts, John Dredge invites our crack team of announcers to announce what's in this week's announcer-packed programme. Yes, every single item in the show has been lovingly frosted with audio glucose. Or has it?We we

Series 2, Episode 2

Sep 15th, 2013 15m

In this week's edition, sideboards rule the roost and there's cubes a-plenty when Reigate comes into the picture - yet all is not as it seems (observe the conundrum as our theme tune is marched straight out of the studio). Pop personalities and

Series 2, Episode 1

Sep 8th, 2013 15m

Raise your holdalls once more, as the time has come for John Dredge to invoke the spirit of plinths, cagoules and vestibules and unveil a second series of The Nothing to Do With Anything Show.In this first act of audio audacity, we highlight

Series 1, Episode 6

Jul 28th, 2013 15m

This week's indie comedy special includes the new single by Fractious Nit and an interview with pop twinnock Rex Twix. Madonna and Morrissey will be arguing in the kitchen, and there's another mention of New Malden as well as an uncanny referen