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Jonas Polsky

The Jokes for Today

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The Jokes for Today

Jonas Polsky

The Jokes for Today

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The Jokes for Today

Jonas Polsky

The Jokes for Today

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Hey, I wrote a short story tonight, and decided to record it. This isn't the regular podcast, just me reading a short story (in earnest?)
Thanks for listening! As always, I have two weeks to go viral and become a famous comedy writer, or I'll be homeless. Not really, but if I could be famous in two weeks, that would be awesome. You can read my book in 3 different ways: 1. Downloa
More than 40 copies sold! https://www.amazon.com/Riddles-Easily-Confused-Jonas-Polsky/dp/1796558109
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This is my writing packet for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. If you need a late night joke writer, contact me at [email protected]   Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on A
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Topical jokes about controversial cookies, the CEO of Starbucks running for president, be
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Topical jokes about the government shutdown, smelling bad, a homeless person going to pri
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4 
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Topical jokes about Brett Kavanaugh, United Airlines, cats who have an apartment, convers
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Topical jokes about eating roadkill, running over a nail salon employee, Elizabeth Warren
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Topical jokes about a nude selfie, a very heavy newborn, wrestling with dreadlocks, and ge
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Topical jokes about news stories like General Mattis, Donald Trump, an unwanted rectal ex
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4     Jokes about waterboarding, Merriam Webster's word of the year, Youtube, and calendars.
This is a preview of my book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." Buy it today for only $3.95 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4
Please check out my comedy book "Riddles for the Easily Confused." You can buy the Kindle edition on Amazon for only $3.95   amazon.com/dp/B079Q72RW4   Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for November 9t
Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for February 12th.   The presidential portrait of Barack Obama was unveiled today. Everyone agreed that even a painting of Barack Obama is a better president than Donal
Topical jokes about: Confederate statues, Donald Trump ecstasy, and the Secret Service. Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ   Show Transcript: Good morning, good afternoon,
Topical jokes about: Steve Bannon, stolen zoo animals, and white supremacy. Show Transcript: Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for August 19th. A priest chanting Latin in reverse successfully cast a
Topical jokes about Neo-Nazis, the KKK, and a woman who found her wedding ring on a carrot.   Show Transcript: Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for August 16th. In Canada, a gardener who lost her wedd
After an extremely long hiatus, the Jokes for Today are BACK! Topical jokes about: an island of garbage, the owner of Costco dying, stoners, and OJ Simpson getting out of prison. Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/
Topical Jokes about: Being struck by lightning, child sex slaves on Mars, Obama Boulevard, and a plane crash on the 405 freeway. Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ   Good mo
Topical jokes about: Trumpcare, throwing change into a jet engine, a dog who was elected mayor, and the Queen of England getting a raise.   Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing:   iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfiAndroid - http://goo.gl/noN9Z
Topical Jokes about: Marijuana pizza, a bad dog owner, untalented psychics, fox news, and a lawsuit involving a testicle.   Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ   Show Transcr
Subscribe to the Jokes for Today iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ   Show Transcript: Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are the jokes for today for June 7th. Soon, iPhones will prevent users fr
Topical Jokes about: Bill Maher saying the n-word, homelessness, in LA, trying to join ISIS, and the new Wonder Woman movie. Hope you enjoy extremely deadpan delivery, because that's how I read jokes.   Subscribe to the Jokes for Today iTunes
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