In this episode, Nick, Adam, and Will discuss “truth” and it’s various meanings. Nick learns that Will and Adam still have some lingering feelings about their lapsed beliefs.

G.K. Chesterton: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 4

Dec 10th, 2020 58m 30s

In this episode, Nick tells Adam about turn of the century religious writer G. K. Chesterton. Nick learns that Adam has very strong feelings about C. S. Lewis fans.

Pat Robertson: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 3

Dec 3rd, 2020 1h 3m

In this episode, Nick tells Adam about conservative TV personality Pat Robertson. Nick and Adam learn than real life Bond villains might actually exist!

Jerry Falwell: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 2

Nov 26th, 2020 1h 5m

In this episode, Nick tells Adam about conservative religious leader and political activist, Jerry Falwell. Nick learns that Adam's idea of turn-ons might be broader than first imagined.

Car Episode: 90s Christian Culture

Nov 19th, 2020 24m 36s

In this episode, Alan and Adam talk about their experience growing up in the 90s in the church. The two of them learn that maybe Alan being in charge of his brother’s church clothes inspired an eventual career.

Russell Kirk: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 1

Nov 12th, 2020 39m 43s

In this episode, Nick tells Alan and Adam about the author of The Conservative Mind, Russell Kirk. Everyone learns “paleo” has more than one obvious reference, and that Ren Faires need to be consensual.

Evie’s Catholic Corner: Pope Hats (Corrected Audio)

Nov 5th, 2020 43m 38s

In this episode, Evie tells Alan, Adam, and Nick about the Papal headwear. Everyone learns that sometimes when the Pope says he wants to be less fancy, what he really means is, “I want a lighter hat”.

Evie's Catholic Corner: Pope Hats

Nov 5th, 2020 43m 38s

Abraham & Isaac Bond (and then Have an Awkward Ride Home)

Oct 29th, 2020 41m 55s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abraham and Isaac. Nick learns that child murder is in the eye of the beholder.

Isaac & Ishmael: The Monotheist Gets Polyamorous

Oct 22nd, 2020 42m 49s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abraham, Sarah, Hagar, and how the three of them tried to do God’s work for him. Nick learns that sometimes you’ve got to give up a little skin to get a new name.

Abram Has a Hot Wife/Sister

Oct 15th, 2020 38m 19s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abram’s (aka: Abraham) early life. Adam, Alan, and Nick learn that maybe Abraham made his millions from donkey futures.

Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 2

Oct 8th, 2020 1h 6m

In this episode, Nick and Adam watch the second half of the documentary: Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock’N'Roll. Nick learns that maybe Pan was a lot more common in the 70s than he is today.

Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 1

Oct 1st, 2020 46m 13s

In this episode, Nick and Adam watch the first half of the documentary: Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock’N'Roll. Nick learns that Adam is SUPER triggered by the ridiculous content of late-80s conservative rhetoric.

Judith is Not Lilith

Sep 24th, 2020 37m 16s

In this episode, Nick tells Alan and Adam about Judith AND Lilith. Nick learns that Alan puts in a ton of work, and does not envy him.

Ranking Sin with Will (an Ex-Pastor)

Sep 17th, 2020 57m 28s

In this episode, Adam and Nick talk to Adam’s friend Will about sin. Adam and Will learn that Nick’s lack of religious upbringing was even better than they assumed.

David is Undignified (and Uzzah Dies)

Sep 10th, 2020 44m 32s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about David dancing before the lord (and Uzzah kicking the bucket). Adam and Alan learn that Nick sometimes offends his customer’s sensibilities.

Psalms 23: David Plays the Harp and Jacob Plows

Sep 3rd, 2020 34m 18s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Psalms 23. Nick learns that “praise band” can be a triggering phrase.

The Temptation of Christ Was Probably A Vision Quest

Aug 27th, 2020 38m 28s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the temptation of Christ. Nick learns that the wilderness is more than just the forest.

Hophni & Phinehas: They’re Bad, They’re Priests, They’re Gonna Die

Aug 20th, 2020 42m 23s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the second half of Samuel’s story. Nick learns that God likes to kill 50,000 dudes, just for peaking.

The Ark of the Covenant Will Melt Your Face Off

Aug 13th, 2020 51m 25s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the Ark of the Covenant. Nick learns that, apparently, God has a wide, yet shallow butt.

Bible Battle Bracket- Round III

Aug 6th, 2020 38m 56s

In this episode, once again, Alan and Adam battle it out in a tournament setup by Nick. Nick learns that Margot is out for blood, and she doesn’t care who’s standing in her way!