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Episodes of The ManBuyCow Podcast
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Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity. Fortunately, there is a resistance - led by Uncle Dennis Quaid. But who can be trusted? And who will give in to temptation and join the InformAnts?
Uncle Dennis Quaid arrives from the future with a warning: it's rubbish there. So Rufus & Howard devise a plan to make the future world a nicer place.
After the local church burns down in mysterious circumstances, Rufus & Howard host the church fete in their back garden. There's hot carrots to eat, goldfish to whack, and a hungry bear to tame. What could possibly go wrong?
Howard has a date. And since he's never been on one before, Rufus helps him practise. Find out what Howard would do on his perfect day, what Rufus would ask a crystal ball, and who God would invite to dinner.
Rufus & Howard have been burgled! Now, all they have left are some magic beans. Should they try to sell them? Or would it be better to swap them for something edible?
Rufus & Howard haven't been able to find anything since Great Aunty Beatrix died. So they take a day-trip to Hell to talk to her.
Rufus accidentally invents a time phone, then gets a call from the future to warn him of... what? To find out, Rufus & Howard will have to dial every number that has ever existed.
Treason! The British Royal Family. They had it all - the jewels, the titles, the palaces. But now all they have is one chance to live. Because on the most popular show in TV history - only one can survive.
Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard.Welcome to The Worst Writer in t
Series 4, Episode 6 - SPACE ANTS!Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity, which is seriously getting in the way of us recording the last in the current series of The ManBuyCow Podcast.How will Rufus
The Doctor in the Jamie (Doctor Who: Siege PART TWO). In which Rufus reads the SECOND PART of a Doctor Who story that Howard wrote when he was at school! FIND OUT what Doctor Who's battery tester does (clue: it doesn't test batteries). DISCOVER
The Doctor in the Wheelie Bin. It's another Doctor Who Special from Rufus & Howard! In which Rufus reads a Doctor Who script that Howard wrote when he was at school! Just like last time! But better! Or maybe equally as good! Or worse! Who knows
The Cat in the Timehole. Who benefits from a magnetic dog? What is Howard's idea of Heaven? Why does Rufus want remote-control hair? What horrors has Uncle Dennis Quaid discovered in the future? And how can Rufus and Howard make the world a nic
The Niece in the Nowhere. What will Katy learn on her first day at school? Who's that taxi driver with the familiar moustache? And why has Rufus got all Great Aunty Beatrix's guns out of the gun cupboard?After an eventful episode one (bumbleb
The Congregation in the Conservatory. Why did Rufus burn down the church? What does Howard want to show you in the shed? What are all those single ladies doing in the dining room? What are the rules to 'Whack a Goldfish'? And what's your favour
The Robot in the Rumpus Room. Why is Rufus building a robot? Will Howard take his new girlfriend for a ride in a hot-air balloon? What's the difference between a crystal ball and a Dalek? Who will give Mister Fluck a job on children's TV? And w
The Crisps in the Microwave. Who stole Rufus & Howard's front door? Who is Dennis Quaid's perfect partner? If you could have any superpower, would you choose 'jumping'? What are all those cows doing in the back garden? Why is the shed full of H
The Men in the Shed. It's another ManBuyCow Podcast Storytime Special! In which Rufus reads a story that Howard wrote when he was young. This time, it's the story of two scientists trapped in a shed in the arctic. How will they escape the impen
The Dead in the Dog. Why has Uncle DQ bought a crate of Magic Space Compost? What will happen to Howard, now Rufus has a new best friend? Why is Mister Fluck spying on the Queen? What mysterious force is making buildings grow wheels and drive a
The Idiots in the Wardrobe. Rufus & Howard have two problems: 1. They have no money, and 2. They haven't written anything for series three of their podcast. Is the solution to get drunk and become master criminals? Or will they just get caught
The Monster in the Cupboard. What happened to Rufus, after Howard stranded him in the 1980s? Why is there a wedding cake in the cellar? How do you lose a house in online gambling? Where did all those policemen go? And why is Grett Binchleaf pre
Treason! What's the best way to abolish the British Royal Family? Why did Uncle Mick glue a mouse to a xylophone? What will happen in the future? And what is the terrifying secret of Rufus' mum? FIND OUT! In this last in the current series of T
The Dictator in the Dining Room. Why has Rufus never had a birthday before? Why is Mister Fluck locked in the cupboard? Who put that dead body in the bathroom? And will Howard solve the mystery of Who shot Hitler? FIND OUT! by listening to this
The Doctor Who Special. In which Rufus reads a Doctor Who story that Howard wrote when he was at school, and nothing else happens whatsoever. If you are here to sample, experience or review this podcast, don't start with this episode, as it is
The Flashback in the Cupboard. Where is the mysteriously missing sketch? What always happens when Rufus & Howard get drunk? How many uses does cheese have? What's the difference between punching and fisting? And are we too old for this? The Man
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