This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022.

Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to [email protected] with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth.

-- NEW COMMISSION RATES --

If you want me to read a script - $40 for 1 minute of recorded lines+$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea -$50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects+$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

CREDITS0:00 1. TMH Official PrayerLe Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration)

1:18 2. ToolsMatt Magnotta (premise/co-writer)

2:22 3. Dirty BirdBig Raim (inspiration)

3:45 4. Pigeon FighterBubbaJonezz (premise)Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young)

6:06 5. Class ParticipationDaniel Gross (premise)

8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection AgencyBig Raim (premise)Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod)

9:56 7. Crystal HealerNequies (premise)

10:55 8. Dale's Dill DoughRandi Dave (premise/co-writer)Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

12:20 9. Make It BackwardsA.A. (inspiration)Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons)

14:12 10. Country SongNoah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer)

16:15 11. MealzMyron (premise/co-writer)Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM

18:34 12. Bear With MeSBS (premise)

19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog ArePeter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of)

20:55 14. DIGMEOUTChris B (premise)

21:52 15. Soap Chickentehtyde (premise)

23:44 16. The Birthday SongK.R. (inspiration)

24:53 17. Nice TuxAnonymous (writer)Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy)

26:03 18. Rami's MindQanye (premise)

27:28 19. TenetN.V. (premise)

28:49 20. Pantless ManAnonymous (premise/co-writer)Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie)

30:37 21. The Least Dangerous GameWinged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer)Music - "untitled192" (tmh)

32:55 22. Goblin in SpaceGepherey (premise)

33:29 23. Totino KnowsAnonymous (premise/co-writer)

34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

36:34 25. Smoke N Murder GuyJohn V. (premise)

38:12 26. Glenn with Two N'sThe Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer)

39:34 27. The UncircumsizerJerry Harkins (premise)Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)

41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough DudeDOODmarine (writer)

41:36 29. That Dang Old DogEvan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)