Nick had a double dose of Dear Redacted for this week, we’re Burning X about how much is too much to spend on tattoos, and how the real winner of the Golden Bachelor was apparently people who get off on gassy GILFs.See omnystudio.com/listener f

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - The Cybertruck Is Here... Kinda

Nov 30th, 2023 54m 11s

Nick and Emily discuss how right now is the perfect time to go Christmas shopping, how Tesla's cybertruck is technically finally here, and why Nick doesn't respect a little kid's quest to change the nerd emoji.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Is Taylor Swift Responsible For Racist Chiefs Fans?

Nov 29th, 2023 1h 1m

We discuss whether candles are a good Christmas gift for moms, whether Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie, and if it's Taylor Swift's job to fix racist Kansas City Chiefs fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - What To Do With Porch Pirate Neighbors?

Nov 28th, 2023 26m 57s

No Dick just Nick today, he discusses whether it's insulting to Dolly Parton to call her the new Betty White, whether your neighbors are porch pirates when Amazon delivers your protein cookies to their porch, and even some Don't Nick My News.Se

Best Of The Morning X with Nick and Dick - The Waterloo Media Parking Lot Pooper

Nov 27th, 2023 35m 28s

We remember trying to figure out who is pooping in our parking lot, Jason discovering his girlfriend's kid is hoarding trash in his room, and when Jason wanted Nick to #&@# his mom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Refuses To Finish The Job Guy

Nov 22nd, 2023 1h 16m

We discuss how Jason is surrounded by people who seemingly don’t want to do their jobs anymore, an early round of Joke Court, and the dumbest thing Jason’s ever heard Nick say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick –Uncle Clyde’s Sausage

Nov 21st, 2023 1h 5m

We discuss whether Nick can bring sausage to Thanksgiving even though his Uncle Clyde has clearly establish that’s his territory, Travis Kelce saying Taylor Swift told him how lucky he was to be getting a shot with her, and a round of TP the Bo

The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Where Did It All Go Wrong For You?

Nov 20th, 2023 1h 8m

We discuss whether Jason’s family will be upset if he plays golf before Thanksgiving morning, the acceptability of giving a 15 year-old a “groin-hair trimmer” for Christmas, and how great Nick’s life would have been if he just touched Lisa Clar

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Curse You Num Lock!

Nov 17th, 2023 1h 24m

We discuss why Nick is angry at whoever invented the num lock on a keyboard, Joke Court, and Dennis De La Pena calls us entitled Longhorn fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Is Jason's Austinite Status In Jeapordy?

Nov 16th, 2023 1h 5m

We discuss whether putting Oreo McFlurry on a cheeseburger is as gross as it sounds, whether Jason will still be an Austinite when he moves to Manor, and if Kim Kardashian deserves the title of GQ's Tycoon of the Year.See omnystudio.com/listene

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Milk Obligations

Nov 15th, 2023 1h 9m

We discuss whether having a second dishwasher is elitist, what That Guy Jason has declared Nick this week, and if Nick is a out of order for signing Jason up to bring milk to the Waterloo Media Thanksgiving pot luck.See omnystudio.com/listener

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Do You Tell Someone They're Stupid?

Nov 14th, 2023 1h 7m

We discuss whether you tell someone that they're stupid, why it's totally fine for Nick to enjoy veggie burgers, and we blow the dust off the Google Game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Jackass Or Dumbass?

Nov 13th, 2023 1h 8m

We discuss Nick’s spoiler-free review of The Marvels, whether Bumblito is making Jason’s life difficult on purpose, and why Jason says Tesla has stolen his relatable brand automobile.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - And The Winner Is...

Nov 10th, 2023 1h 23m

We discuss why Nick wants to name goats in Dear Redacted, who's guilty of crimes against comedy in Joke Court, and whether anyone will figure out Jason's Green Day mashup.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - DJ Dickmash Green Day Edition

Nov 9th, 2023 1h 18m

We discuss whether anyone will be able to crack the code on Jason's Green Day mashup and win tickets, whether Jason needs to do anything for Mama Dick's birthday, and Nick reviews Jason Dicks' Overcooked-Steak-But-That's-How-Nick-Likes-It Stir

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Is Jason Really A Green Day Super Fan?

Nov 8th, 2023 1h 1m

We discuss That Guy who wants you to do their work for them, whether Jason is a Green Day super fan in name only, and why his insurance company won't just total his Telsa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Doubling Down On Innuendos

Nov 7th, 2023 1h 9m

We discuss Nick's Last Minute Barely-Researched Most-Likely-Biased Guide To Voting, why Jason is remixing Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax with a Family Guy clip, and a round of the Apple Music Game for Green Day tickets.See omnystudio.com/lis

The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Quien Es Mas Macho

Nov 6th, 2023 1h 8m

We discuss Nick’s official review of the Jason Dick’s chicken fajita stir-fry surprise, whether Jason changing his own Tesla tire counts as having a macho weekend, and how Jason has no idea how much Delta 9 gummies should cost.See omnystudio.co

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - The Daylight Saving Debate

Nov 3rd, 2023 1h 18m

We discuss whether humans are the only animals to have breasts, whether Nick actually understands why he's against permanent daylight saving time, and Jason celebrates an important anniversary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - House Update!

Nov 2nd, 2023 1h 8m

We discuss how Jason's new house in Manor is behind schedule and over budget, Nick confirms Flowers of the Killer Moon is too long, and we ask our IT guy if it's possible Jason took the station hack home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Why Is There A Puppy Pad In The Studio?

Nov 1st, 2023 57m 14s

We discuss Brings His Incontinent Dog To The Office Guy, a round of How Much Does It Weigh for Bert Kreischer tickets, and discuss how Nick's appearance in the Waterloo Media Halloween costume contest was a complete failure.See omnystudio.com/l

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - When Is Too Old To Trick Or Treat?

Oct 31st, 2023 1h 4m

We discuss at what age is someone too old to go trick or treating, how thorough a cleaning job you have to do on a rental car before you return it, and a spooky addition of How Do You Like Them Tomatoes to scare the consultants who don't like g

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Was Matthew Perry The Best Friend?

Oct 30th, 2023 57m 41s

We discuss where Matthew Perry ranked in the Friends hierarchy, why Nick thinks he's vindicated for his "just walk away from your debts" strategy, and Jason returns from Covid with some new Adorable Dog Content. See omnystudio.com/listener for

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Are Lions Part Of The Cat Family?

Oct 24th, 2023 41m 55s

We discuss the unfortunate passing of Nick's Cousin Uncle Johnny, which of Jason's current list of ailments is the worst, and a round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick for Blink 182 tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Morning X - Who Wants To Buy A Slightly-Used 2009 Nissan Altima Battery?

Oct 20th, 2023 1h 5m

We discuss why Nick is trying to sell a slightly-used 2009 Nissan Altima battery through the radio, why Elephant Mario is in the new Super Mario Bros game, and a Joke Court Redemption.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.