A HOSPITAL WORKER MASTURBATES HIMSELF TO DEATH - AT WORK.

A GUY IN THE BRONX BRAINS A WOMAN WITH A BASEBALL BAT, KILLING HER 

IN BUSHWICK, SOME LOSER THREATENS AN "ORLANDO-STYLE" ATTACK ON HAPPY FUN HIDEAWAY. 

IT'S THE RELATIONSHIP TALK EPISODE WITH COMEDIAN/ACTRESS/AUTHOR (AND LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND OF THE LATE PATRICE O'NEAL) VON DECARLO