Once a year, an indeterminate number of feminists, exhibitionsits and horny guys pretending to sympathize with an agenda they don't fully understand march topless from Columbus Circle through Times Square and finally to Bryant Park where they congregate in a topless rally which, in some small measure, is designed to crush the tesiticles of "The Patriarchy." 

"News Whore" Mandy Stadtmiller agreed to meet up and go to Columbus Circle to walk along, talk to some of the paricipants and see if I could talk her into taking off her shirt.

This is what happened.