Rachel and Lindsey take selfies on the way down the black hole of addiction, de-individuation, obligation, passivity and self-loathing we call social media. Lindsey vows to quit Instagram before this episode goes live... Did she succeed?? In ad

Episode 5: Is It OK to Watch Porn?

Jun 3rd, 2019 30m 47s

Lindsey and Rachel can't agree on our most gratuitous, addictive, rapey, unattractive, yet also inescapable, sexy, useful and relation-enhancing human vice: PORN. Lindsey can't abide sex that deliberately avoids "divine flow." Rachel worries he

Episode 4: Should I Drink Coffee?

Apr 22nd, 2019 27m 8s

Rachel and Lindsey just say YES to "the last greatest drug," despite addiction, heroin brain, poop triggers, acid reflux, teeth stains, mold, mold and MORE MOLD. Lindsey has tried all the trendiest varieties, from Bulletproof to Kion, and knows

Episode 3: What Water Should I Drink?

Apr 15th, 2019 27m 5s

Lindsey and Rachel compare pee color as they dive into filtered, unfiltered, bottled, tap, spring, raw, alkaline, electrolyte-enhanced and "Beyond" H2O. Just because it's clear and tasteless doesn't mean it's all the same. Lindsey endores ewg.o

Episode 2: Should I Go Vegan?

Apr 1st, 2019 27m 22s

Rachel and Lindsey digest the nutritional, medical, ethical, financial, mental, spiritual and romantic aspects of life without animal products. Lindsey talks about going vegan with a thyroid problem, Rachel talks about going vegan for a girlfri

Episode 1: Should I Use Marijuana?

Mar 18th, 2019 28m 6s

Lindsey and Rachel tell you everything you need to know about pot, weed, cannabis, marijuana, CBD, THC, spliffs, joints, vaginal lube and whatevs. Write us at [email protected] to ask the burning questions you want the girls to school

Episode 52 - The Oldest Millennials Alive

Feb 4th, 2019 29m 34s

You guys, it's the last episode of Gay vs. Straight Bitches. The podcast is dead. Long live the podcast? Listen to find out what that means. Irrespective of all that, Lindsey has made a huge, HUGE change. Rachel is also considering a fairly hug

Episode 51 - Chat Rooms?

Dec 10th, 2018 30m 55s

Help the Bitches ring in the New Year by sending in your most top-shelf questions for 2019! We gon party like it’s 2099 up in this piece: [email protected] Rachel’s hungover again, guys. Jesus f**king Christ. Lindsey has a serious q

Episode 50 - The Best and Worst of Living in LA

Dec 5th, 2018 35m 34s

Listener Maggie inspires some of our best content EVER with her question this week! Be an inspiration to the Bitches with YOUR smoking-hot inquiries, at: [email protected] Rachel gave Lindsey a gift – probably as an apology. Lindsey

Episode 49 - Give Thanks Bitches

Nov 21st, 2018 30m 10s

"Bitchie Mitchie" and new questioner Marissa Jewel give the Bitches the business this week! YOU should try giving them the business, by writing us at: [email protected] Lindsey found some kind soul to shelter and feed her and her hu

Episode 48 - The Best Time To Be A Lesbian

Nov 12th, 2018 30m 54s

No questions this week. You can fix that and make next week's show so much better: [email protected] Lindsey’s in a lez-tastic pole-dancing class. Rachel denies allegations that she does not dance. The Bitches are going to New York,

Episode 47 - Justin Bieber Eating A Burrito

Nov 5th, 2018 31m 49s

Hedda, Kira, and amazing new person Mitchie have questchies! Thanks for being inquisitive dolls and writing us your missives at: [email protected] Rachel is very pop culture literate now that she's trying to keep up with a 25-year-o

Episode 46 - Why Am I Calling It Puss-Puss?

Oct 24th, 2018 40m 48s

Superfan Autumn rocks the Bitches with the questchiest questions. Questch your way into their hearts with a written missive postmarked to: [email protected] Rachel needs you to listen to the band STARS AT NIGHT, they’re so good you

Episode 45 - Black Tar Burgers In Your Belly

Oct 15th, 2018 34m 52s

We got no love, no love, everyone hates us, everyone hates us!! Stop that sexy slow-jam from climbing up the charts by sending the Bitches your questions: [email protected] Lindsey gives Rachel nakedness tips for an upcoming sex sce

Episode 44 - Poop Talk

Oct 8th, 2018 29m 25s

Lindsey and Rachel experience the worst-case-scenario of recording at home instead of in the studio. Lindsey may have a nail gunk fetish. Rachel has some AMAZING poop stories. Lindsey was legit almost an Olympic athlete. Rachel teaches you how

Episode 43 - The Best Haunted, Like, Mansion-y House Thing

Oct 2nd, 2018 36m 11s

The universe spun a Glitter Woman into Lindsey's path days after putting a Glitter Girl in Rachel's bed. Rachel and Lindsey both get NDA'd good. Lindsey learns about scooter-share programs. Rachel has no leg to stand on with bike talk. Lindsey

Episode 42 - Group Masturbation

Sep 24th, 2018 29m 13s

Kayla peeps some kwestchies at the Bitches. Write'cher kwestchies in too, ya little poo-poo-peepers! But seriously, our e-mail address is: [email protected] Rachel didn't get wasted, she just totally feels like it. Lindsey took her

Episode 41 - We Can't Be Bitches Today

Sep 17th, 2018 49m 18s

Guests Chris Salvatore and Kyle Thomas produce art from the heart. They also reveal the secrets of gay dating in LA and give the Bitches a Tarot reading. Chris (@ChrisSalvatore) is writing a book about his late roommate Norma, an 84-year-old in

Episode 40 - Then I Raped His Heart

Sep 10th, 2018 32m 47s

Listener Autumn asks questions about fate, gets advice about friends, and plays BBBH with the Bitches! Don't you want to get in on that action? Get in on that action at: [email protected] Lindsey's absence made Rachel's heart grow f

Episode 39 - Bands and Money and Deep Throat Dicks, Bye

Aug 27th, 2018 29m 45s

You. Questions. Write 'em. Boom: [email protected] It's a MUSICAL EDITION of the show, wherein Lindsey and Rachel compare notes on bands and instruments. The Bitches jam out to Pink Floyd for all you f*cking millennials. Rachel reve

Episode 38 - Let Your Freak Flag Fly

Aug 20th, 2018 30m 4s

Do you know what makes the Bitches really sad? When you don't write in with your questions, YOU MONSTER. What did they ever do to you? Huh?! Unbelievable. For forgiveness, write us at: [email protected] Rachel applies illegal hair

Episode 37 - I Don't Follow Rules, I'm An Adult

Aug 13th, 2018 34m 31s

Do YOU want The Bitches' dating advice, parenting advice, friendship advice, travel advice, or general make-your-life-better advice? You should. Only way that's going to happen is if you write us at: [email protected] Katherine Hep

Episode 36 - Manifesting From The Quantum Realm

Aug 6th, 2018 40m 47s

Hedda gets her question answered! Don't YOU have a question? Don't YOU want The Bitches to give you dating advice, parenting advice, friendship advice, travel advice, and all around make your life a thousand times better? Only way that's going

Episode 35 - A Successful Actor But A Better Weed Farmer

Jul 30th, 2018 55m 31s

Guest Antwon Tanner is your hookup for the best medical marijuana in LA. Antwon's also an actor on GET SHORTY for Epix, BLACK JESUS for Adult Swim, and Lifetime movie THE CHRISTMAS CONTRACT, but he won't give Lindsey or Rachel a job. Rachel jus

Episode 34 - Not Technically Cannibalism

Jul 23rd, 2018 34m 26s

Can someone PLEASE ask us for legit life or dating advice? The Bitches aren't here only to talk about themselves, they want to set your shit straight too! You have a shitty friend or a terrible mother or an apathetic crush, right?? gayvstraight