The lesbians are back! Happy Lesbian Visibility Week and May 4th. We answer questions from Twitter, Kels talks about Celebration, Beckah goes on passionate ramblings about Armorkatan, and we share some of our Star Wars favorites. Warning: Elon

CROSSHAIR'S SLEEPING BEAUTY ERA

Apr 2nd, 2023 1h 7m

Beckah is lonely without Kels. To cope with the fact that she isn't going to Celebration, a solo episode! Join her (brain fog and all) as she discusses her thoughts on S3 Episode 5 of The Mandalorian (The Pirate), The Armorer x Bo-Katan, and Th

THIS IS THE GAY

Mar 19th, 2023 1h 49m

Your favorite chaotic lesbians are back with a Mando-centric episode! This one is dedicated to Bo-Katan and Elia Kane enjoyers. Unfortunately, that does not stop us from going on tangents about Ochi and Thrawn bullying Vader, The Little Mermaid

DARTH VADER IS A VICTIM OF BULLYING

Feb 12th, 2023 1h 46m

Happy Valentine's Day Weekend to everyone except for DinLuke shippers (kidding!!!!!). Kels and Beckah are back together to discuss Vader's bullying story, Star Wars ships that define romance, who is the Elon Musk of Star Wars, our thoughts on A

SURPRISE! I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME

Dec 7th, 2022 48m 32s

We are back with a solo episode from Beckah! Yay, the long hiatus has come to an end. In this episode she discusses #UnWhitewashTBB, Books (Brotherhood, Dark Disciple, and Padawan), Parallels between Rey and Jyn Erso, and even how Star Wars cha

DISABLED PEOPLE ARE COOL: STAR WARS AND DISABILITY REPRESENTATION

Jul 23rd, 2022 1h 58m

Happy disability pride month! We asked people in the disabled Star Wars community if anyone wanted to join us for a conversation about disability in Star Wars. Thank you to the individuals that reached out to us! We are grateful to have such a

THE FORCE IS GAY

Jun 18th, 2022 1h 28m

Happy pride month! We asked people who wanted to share their gay Star Wars thoughts with us to make this special episode for you. We hope you enjoy hearing thoughts other than me and Kels on all things LGBTQ+ Star Wars! Remember, being LGBTQ+ i

MAUL IS GAY CONFIRMED

Jun 11th, 2022 1h 14m

WE ARE BACK AFTER A LONG HIATUS! We talk about Kenobi, Jedi Survivor, Quinlan Voss, and more.Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their art account on Instagram: @phanztombzzFOLLOW OUR PODCASTTwitter:

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT CROSSHAIR

Feb 20th, 2022 1h 11m

Happy Belated Valentines Day. We talk about the Thrawn x Anakin x Padme polycule, Quinlan Vos and Ventress, Book of Boba Fett, and more!Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their art account on Instagr

I BELIEVE IN FIREBRANDS SUPREMACY

Feb 10th, 2022 57m 15s

Kels does their first solo episode! Topics include: rambling about High Republic, stanning Avar Kriss and the Firebrands, being unable to talk about the Kenobi series in full sentences, and Star Wars being a jolly, good time with a side of depr

MAUL CAPITALISM

Jan 30th, 2022 54m 18s

High Republic, religious trauma, Maul's Shakespearian sonnets, fanboys, Quinlan Voss, and more! Happy to have Kels back and allowing our chaos to continue. Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their art

THE TRILLA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Jan 17th, 2022 38m 5s

Beckah does a solo episode for the first time and struggles. She does her best. She ends up going on rants about Grogu and Trilla Suduri. Also, stan the Tuskens.Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their

ANAKIN, ETERNALS, AND DISLIKING CLOVIS

Dec 4th, 2021 1h 10m

We are back with Connor as a special guest! We discuss Crosshair being a silly little guy, Connor and Kels talk about High Republic while Beckah sits and dissociates, Eternals, and more! Of course Thrawn is also mentioned because why wouldn't h

IKARIS IS THE WEAKEST LINK

Nov 21st, 2021 1h 12m

This episode is special, we talk about something other than Star Wars! One of our new obsessions is Eternals, so you will now have to suffer. This is a whole episode dedicated to this beautiful movie.Special shoutout to Vee for creating our

THE FENNEC SHAND TAKEOVER

Nov 6th, 2021 57m 50s

We are back and having deep discussions about why you shouldn’t trust bald people (Crosshair), Anakin and Fennec taking over Star Wars, and Beckah decides to talk about Destiel for a hot minute. Beckah’s friend also makes an appearance! Specia

GROGU IS THE TRUE RULER OF MANDALORE

Oct 9th, 2021 1h 27m

The chaos continues with Star Wars Fact Guy as we discuss Grogu Capitalism, Trans Anakin headcanon (which we support fully), and many other random topics that do not have any correlation whatsoever. Kels also has a breakdown about Quinlan Vos.

MARCHION RO NUMBER ONE GIRLBOSS

Sep 25th, 2021 1h 47m

Your favorite lesbians are back at it with the chaotic Star Wars content. Spoiler warning for Visions and (minor) High Republic. Kels goes on many passionate rants about The High Republic and Beckah loses it over Thrawn. Nothing new, should be

WELCOME TO THE QUEER ASCENDANCY

Sep 12th, 2021 59m 55s

We are literally copycats of the Chiss Ascendancy because all Chiss are a kinda fruity, right?We hope you enjoy our first episode as much as we enjoyed recording it! We don't know what we are doing but we hope you enjoy the good chaos. This e

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