HEADLINES:

• You should probably go check your yard for corpses...Just saying
• First date advice...Don't be a dick
• Apparently, Darth Vader has fallen on some hard times

DISCUSSION:
Before you do anything, you might want to check your state statutes.  If you have a clean criminal record, you don't want to tarnish your reputation, now do ya?  Scotty found out he has to take a hard look at his behavior now if he wants to avoid getting profiled again.