Greetings from the Swamp Viewers! Sorry for the short episode, but we moved AGAIN! This time to our nation's capitol, and boy is it full of spooky stories. Join us as we discuss two local legends from our new home and Producer Cathul

Episode 43: Back To Burr

Jun 10th, 2019 1h 12m

Greetings Viewers! Join us for Justin's long awaited return to the show! In this one we discuss the FBI's Bigfoot Files, Netflix recommendations, Gumlog updates, and the intriguing history of the Burrs. Spies, traitors, Dead River, p

Episode 42: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part II - A Little Phallic

May 27th, 2019 59m 25s

Hi Viewers! Welcome to the finale of our Betty & Barney Hill series where we discuss Barney's side of the story, as well as the Fish Map, whether or not Bunkum is a word, and how bad an explanation Jupiter is. Also, I burped again. I

Episode 41: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part I - Sweet Delsey

May 13th, 2019 1h 4m

We are back for Part 1 of the OG alien abduction: the story of Betty & Barney Hill. Join us as we discuss the night in question, the weeks that followed, Walter Webb's NICAP report, Barney's genitals, and Betty's strange and mildly e

Episode 40: Tennessee Terrors

Apr 29th, 2019 45m 34s

We're back in the saddle again viewers! And this time we've got four terrifying tales of travel, taxidermy, trains, tasty treats, and they all take place in our new home Tennessee! Come find out about the Legend of Sugar Flat Road, W

Episode 39: I Caim, I Stanged, I Blasted

Dec 17th, 2018 1h 20m

Merry Christmas, Killer Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah, Yummy Yuletide, Wockin' Winter Solstice, and an Awesome Anything Else you're celebrating Viewers! In our final episode of 2018, we find ourselves on the aptly named Meon Hill amidst a t

Episode 38: The Hagley Woods Move

Dec 10th, 2018 1h 8m

We have just one question for you this week, Viewers: Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? It's the Hagley Woods Mystery, complete with spy rings, witchcraft, murder, graffiti, and did I mention spy rings? Justin and Carl speculate on it a

Episode 37: Thanksgiving Leftovers - The Highest Stakes Jenga

Dec 3rd, 2018 53m 18s

Happy Holidays Viewers and welcome to our Thanksgiving Leftovers! Feast you ears upon the Mystery of the Cuban Yellow Balloons, the Horror of Rufus the Demon Core, and the probable hoax of the Man from Taured! Plus, have you ever hea

Episode 36: Fangsgiving

Nov 27th, 2018 53m 10s

Thanks, Viewers, for coming to our autumnal celebration of the undead: Fangsgiving. Join Carl and Katie for a cornucopia of vampire tales. Tonight we spin yarns about Ghost-Vamp William Doggett, The Alnwick Vampire, The Vampire of Be

Episode 35: Bathtub Made Of Knives

Nov 19th, 2018 1h 10m

Welcome Viewers! The year is 1935, the room is 1046, and the mysterious man is...uh...? Join us as we tell poop stories, try not to laugh at the name Soptic, and pretend like we know anything about the hospitality industry while we p

Episode 34: The Gunpowder Plot Part II - Threats Are Only For Boyz

Nov 12th, 2018 49m 58s

I know of no reason why you shouldn't listen to this episode! Join us for gunfights, getaways, gullibility, and GUNPOWDER. It's the conclusion to our two-parter on England's infamous Gunpowder Plot, where things go south in a hurry.

Episode 33: The Gunpowder Plot Part I - Wintour Is Coming

Nov 5th, 2018 1h 15m

Viewers! Verily, we vociferously vow that vivacious vocalizations of vast value -ah, screw it- await! Exploding bananas, beefeaters, Bloody Mary, and Lawyerbot all make appearances in this one! Plus we explore the true story that inspi

Episode 32: Diabetes & My Wife

Oct 29th, 2018 58m 27s

MERRY FIESTAWEEN TIDINGS UPON YOU VIEWERS! Welcome to the 2018 FIESTAWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR (aka Carl and Justin goofing off) Join us as we discuss Spongebob, All Quiet On The Western Front, Captain Fokke's Amazing Journey, and

Episode 31: Vindictive Coral

Oct 22nd, 2018 1h 9m

Shiver me timbers Viewers! Tonight we continue our Fiestaween theme of Spooky Ships with a tale of insurance fraud, experienced seamen, and a butthole Flood. Join Katie and Carl for one of the most famous maritime mysteries ever, the M

Episode 30: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 2 - Murder, She Boat

Oct 15th, 2018 1h 2m

Bienvenidos Viewers! Tonight we continue the spooky mysteries of Fiestaween with the conclusion of the blood-curdling tale of the Herbert Fuller! Whodunnit? Whydunnit? Howdunnit? We try but fail to answer all these questions and more i

Episode 29: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 1 - Fuller Half Empty

Oct 8th, 2018 1h 9m

Good Evening, Viewers. You're expected. Tonight Justin and Carl continue the Fiestaween festivities with uncharacteristically hot October heat, debutolology, and failure at baby showers. We also cruise into one of the most unsettling, un

Episode 28: Porkmanteau

Oct 1st, 2018 56m 7s

FIESTAWEEN IS UPON US! Salt your rims and dip your chips, because tonight we kick off the FIRST episode of our FIRST Fiestaween season ever on Slothman Prophecies. Tonight we've got tulpas, we've got hungry cats, we've got time machines,

Episode 27: First In Fright II - Countdown To Mid-Light

Sep 23rd, 2018 58m 45s

Salutations Viewers! The Fiestaween Season is nigh upon us! Join us as we discuss three terrifying tales from our home state, North Carolina: The Averasboro Gallinipper, The Chatham County Blood Shower, and the Disappearance of Nell Crop

Episode 26: Hale Or High Watergate

Sep 17th, 2018 1h 9m

ATTENTION VIEWERS: We come to you live (for now) from Hurricane Florence to tell you about Justin's recent, mature encounters with Pokemon Black, Gerald Ford's REAL name, and Vanilla Ice quarantines. Also, the mysterious, unsolved disapp

Sloth Files: The Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident

Sep 12th, 2018 1h 13m

Howdy Viewers! Welcome to the Sloth Files, a crossover episode with an amazing podcast you should absolutely be listening to called TX Files! Join Carl and Michael B as we discuss the Roswell of the UK, the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident

Episode 25: The Braxton County Stinky Owl Incident

Sep 10th, 2018 1h 11m

Plug your nostrils and hide your dogs, Viewers! Justin has returned from his near-death experience with the Fruity Yummy Mummy to talk about the new Robert the Doll movie, mascot naming etiquette, and the mating habits of bugs on his scr

Episode 24: Tiny Coffins Tiny Pants

Sep 3rd, 2018 1h 9m

Happy Labour Day Viewers! In this episode Katie and Carl discuss state trees, 2-ply versus 3-ply, and leather-bound books! Also the Tiny Coffins of Arthur's Seat a.k.a. the Edinburgh Murder Dolls. Come find out why it's a bad idea to let

Episode 23: Between A Rock And Ashtar Place

Aug 27th, 2018 1h 15m

Greetings Viewers! Come listen to the voices of Carl and Katie as they take a journey from suspected german spies to giant piezoelectric crystals to government experiments to the Ashtar Galactic Command! Plus we sing Cher. Come learn abo

Episode 22: The King of Conspiracies Part 2 - Signature Tilt

Aug 20th, 2018 1h 3m

Aloha, Viewers! Come join us as Katie sings Blue Christmas, Carl accidentally reveals his biggest fear, and we give Johnny Depp unsolicited advice about his love life! We also come to the end of our two-parter on Elvis. Is he alive? Is h

Episode 21: The King of Conspiracies Part I - The Bathroom Shag

Aug 13th, 2018 1h 13m

It's now or never, Viewers. In this episode, my lovely wife Katie joins me to discuss the King of all conspiracies: The "Death" of the King of Rock n' Roll. We jiggle our way through the MANY timelines of August 16, 1977, the "autopsy" o