You know, this one time I was listening to ASMR to get the tingle-tingles down my spiney-spine-spine. That's what I'd heard about this ASMR thing anyway. It was supposed to give your brain a massage. What a surprise it was then when Instead, my brain went fuckin' BERSERK and caused me to tear apart an entire boarding house full of NUNS! There was so much BLOOD! So many torn habits! I Shrieked and howled like a wild beast until the cops came to restrain me. The Story Must Be Told doesn't make me eat nun meat. and is way better than ASMR. For that, I give you 5 shiny, shiny stars.