Team Tiger Awesome famously devours as much print media as possible every morning. If what they find doesn't shock and dismay them, they pitch each other movies based on the headlines. Here are three such pitches. Taken, plucked or ripped from very real very current events.

Love in mid-air, a detective lead astray, a violent commodity war, and MORE! All headlines, all ripped, all the times.

Oh, and Nick hears about Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats for the first time and his mind is completely blown.

Join with your fellow tittens to talk and chat on discord by joining our patreon. You'll find even more fun bits or mirth and weirdness there @ www.patreon.com/TeamTigerAwesome

Also, get your BRAND NEW TTA shirt and Mug @ https://teespring.com/stores/teamtigerawesome

Let us hear how excited you are about these fake movies based on fake news!

Twitter: @TTAwesome

Instagram: Teamtigerawesome 

Facebook.com/Teamtigerawesome