After a long hiatus, we’re back, and as spicy as ever! In this episode you’ll get to hear all about the adventures in new homeownership that Jake and Jeff have recently embarked upon. Basically you’ll find out that Jake is a hoarder and Je

Episode 148 – Cow Assassin

Feb 6th, 2013 50m 5s

This week is all about animals, including shitty pets, animals that we’ve eaten, those that Jeff wants to blow up, or the poor creatures that Jake has hunted or massacred. Enjoy!

Episode 147 – Police Academy High

Jan 23rd, 2013 44m 25s

Per our request, our listener and friends Ronnie Cruz emailed us some further info about the Public Safety Academy that he went to. We hadn’t ever heard of a Public Safety Academy, but we’ve found out that it’s basically a super awesome high

Episode 146 – Bargain Shopping

Jan 9th, 2013 17m 31s

Hey everyone! Since we took a couple of weeks off for the holidays this year, we’re reaching into the archives back to November for Part II of our Jake-less show starring our friend Adam! We ask some tough questions, and attempt to answer them

Episode 145 – Apodcastalypse!

Jan 2nd, 2013 52m 18s

Hey, we survived the end of the world! Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the world didn’t end from earthquakes, solar flares, or invisible planets made of magic gas. Just in case though, on Dec. 20th we decided to record for our li

Episode 144 – Holiday Extravaganza!

Dec 19th, 2012 56m 44s

Merry Christmas! In this episode we talk Christmas. The guys give terrible “gifts” to each other, Jeff reads some Christmas themed Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction, and they read a Christmas story sent in by a listener.Enjoy!

Episode 143 – It’s Your Seabiscuit!

Dec 12th, 2012 24m 31s

Jake is out this week, but you wouldn’t know it based on the sheer number of top notch Jake impressions flying around the room. Jeff and Rich are joined by their friend Adam to talk Blizzards, used needles, track uniforms, wood varnish, and a

Episode 142 – A Pocketful of Corn Chips

Dec 6th, 2012 39m 5s

Jake and Jeff are all married and honeymooned, so it’s time to get back into the swing of things. In this episode, the guys sit back after gorging themselves during Thanskgiving dinner, and talk about all the things they are thankful for. Ac

Episode 141 – Jeff’s Honeymoon!

Nov 28th, 2012 55m 57s

This week’s episode is all about Jeff’s honeymoon. And Jake’s dad leaving outhouse tanks as buried treasure to be discovered on the family farm. And how awful the guys will be to each other’s kids when they finally become parents. Jeff hone

Episode 140 – Jeff Got Married!

Nov 21st, 2012 51m 3s

That’s right, now Jeff is married! Of course Jeff and Rich were there to celebrate the big day, and good friend Seth Macy came all the way from Maine! The weekend involved Seth finding some interesting comments written about Jake in the bar

Episode 139 – Jake’s Honeymoon

Nov 6th, 2012 50m 28s

In this episode, Jake tells about his honeymoon in California. He stayed at a horrible hotel in San Diego, went fishing in the ocean, tried bodyboarding (which he wasn’t very good at), and went kayaking and snorkeling (which he wasn’t very go

Episode 138 – Jake Got Married!

Oct 30th, 2012 46m 3s

That’s right, Jake got married, and his good friends Jeff and Rich were right there to celebrate. In this episode, the guys talk about some funny things that happened before and after the wedding, including Jake’s continuous run-ins with the

Episode 137 – Daggering

Oct 23rd, 2012 43m 18s

We’ve got a new guest this week, Austin, TX stand-up comedian Gy Odom. We discuss a new (to us anyway) Jamaican dance phenomenon called “Daggering”. Jeff also shares a website where you can buy all sorts of science class supplies, such as pi

Episode 136 – Hoik!

Oct 9th, 2012 34m 46s

Hey everyone! Jake just got married! Now, I know what you’re thinking to yourself, “Great. Now I get to listen to them talk about Jake’s wedding for the next hour.” Well, don’t worry! That won’t happen until next week’s show! This week Jake

Episode 135 – The Adventures of Artemis the Cat and Professor Monocle

Oct 3rd, 2012 30m 27s

If nothing else could be said about us here at the Terrible Friends Podcast, it’s that we have your health and safety in mind at all times. This means that when we realized our recording session with the man known to the internet as King Lou c

Episode 134 – Packed at PAX

Sep 26th, 2012 32m 57s

This week we are joined by our good friend Lou who has a wonderful podcast called Lou Reads the Internet for You. On his podcast, Lou reads some of the weirdest and worst that the Internet has to offer, so you don’t have to. It’s a hilarious

Episode 133 – Jake’s Bachelor Party

Sep 18th, 2012 43m 49s

Jake’s getting married, so he had a bachelor’s party! In this episode we talk all about it. The night involved chicken wings, sour beer, and Jake getting the crap beat out of him by a pair of strippers. Enjoy!

Episode 132 – Sammy’s Shoelace Emporium

Sep 11th, 2012 26m 32s

Our good friend Matt Clark is back again this week, and we come up with some marketing slogans for a shoelace store.Don’t forget to find us on Facbook, Twitter, and if you’re really great, leave us a review on iTunes! Als

Episode 131 – Macs to the Max

Sep 4th, 2012 24m 53s

We’ve got our good friend Matt Clark as our guest this week. Jeff and Rich “apologize” for being awful to Jake in the previous podcast and the boys talk about the funny things they used to do to people in chat rooms when t

Episode 130 – Solo Slow-Mo Emo

Aug 28th, 2012 35m 7s

We’ve got our friend Nolan back as a special guest this week. He tells us all about the woes of adulthood, and Jake recounts a recent trip to Chicago where he acted super awkward and annoyed about everyone he met. Enjoy!

Episode 129 – Bugs!

Aug 21st, 2012 36m 54s

The boys discuss what bugs, vermin, and other animals creep them out the most. The photo Jake found of a Japanese lady with her head covered in cicada shells definitely takes the cake.Don’t forget to find us on Facbook, T

Episode 128 – The Worst Alec Baldwin

Aug 1st, 2012 36m 16s

Hey friends! We’re back! This episode starts an all new season of the Terrible Friends Podcast. In this episode we talk about the time Jake tried to be Alec Baldwin for Halloween (an atrocity that Jeff describes as “the baby in a centrifuge

Episode 127 – Bad Feelings

Apr 11th, 2012 30m 41s

Our awesome new Chicago comedienne friend Ever Mainard is back for this episode, and she tells all about what it’s like to be a young female comedian in today’s world. This includes working at a Starbucks with the reside

Episode 126 – Hank the Cowdog Rule 34

Apr 4th, 2012 23m 24s

This episode is very special. It marks the very first time that we’ve had a real comedian on the show. It also marks the first time we’ve ever had a girl on the show, and we sure didn’t pull any punches. The very funny

Episode 125 – Distraction!

Mar 22nd, 2012 54m 7s

Hello everyone! The joke that would usually go here has been removed to make room because this week’s podcast is HUGE! Don’t worry – it’s also great! I know that most of the time (especially recently) huge doesn’t equal great, but in this case