Tom & Jack are back! Confined, perhaps now permanently, to the basement Tom & Jack discuss the recent snap election decision with a blistering satirical edge. Tom's Dad has a fascination with robots and Jack's with opening a bike shop. The fina

Virginia Woolf Eating a Yorkie Bar

1 Jun 30th, 2017 31m 16s

Tom & Jack are back, in Jack's flat of all places. They discuss their old employers being fined, toilet rolls falling in toilets and what Jack has in his bedroom. There's also a return of Not News featuring a unique approach to exorcism and a Y

The Mirrored Notebook

Jun 24th, 2017 50m 12s

Tom & Jack are featured up this week. There's the brand new Not News, the return of Films What You Saw (featuring Baby Driver and Transformers 9) and it's decided whether Katie Price's decision to relaunch her music career means she's Y'alright

An A4 Man

Jun 17th, 2017 42m 24s

This week Jack and Tom sit in a basement and have a languorous chat. Meandering topics include Jack's successful half marathon, shop-lifting, nightclubs, nosebleeds, serial killers, Father's Day, art, mechanics and odd food combinations. Tom al

Election Erection

Jun 10th, 2017 45m 37s

Tom & Jack sit and discuss the General Election results - the same ones Tom stayed up all night to watch. Jack then plays several clips from hit Channel 4 show 'First Dates' and Tom has to decide if it's worse to leave a date halfway through or

I Booed

Jun 4th, 2017 48m 47s

Tom & Jack return. Jack's had another holiday. It did not start well. He tells us why. They also discuss music teachers forcing their students to watch them perform and Kathy Griffin. Tom's mum saw Rolf Harris. There's a You Must Be Drunk where

Miami Surf

Apr 30th, 2017 47m 44s

Tom & Jack sit in a cellar, talk and drink reasonably priced American lager. This week they discuss fayres, GCSEs, boring people and much more nonsense. There's also the return of BOTH Jack's Auction and A Spoonful of Weather. Originally broadc

BONUS: The Making of Japanese House Cafe

Apr 22nd, 2017 25m 15s

Hello. This is a bonus podcast where we talk about the short film (Japanese House Cafe) that took up an embarrassing amount of time. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xb3vLVmpTo. If you watch it this hasn't been a total waste of

We Am Not Stupid

Apr 1st, 2017 34m 48s

Tom & Jack are sick of being consigned to Tom's cellar. They talk about tiredness, failed suicide attempts and briefly explain Christianity. There is also the best Spoonful of Weather so far and a song that was once in a film. Feel free to subs

Virgin Convention

Mar 25th, 2017 51m 4s

Tom & Jack are banished from Radio Bicester for hopefully the final week. They catch up, discuss Bath, Air B'n'B, smoking, driving, mechanics, Crystal Maze, Robot Wars, Harry Potter and somethings that aren't from the 1990s. There's also an int

It's Your Dad's Holiday As Well

Feb 18th, 2017 37m 15s

After another brief break a lacklustre Tom & Jack are back! Diabetic squirrels, Orson, Nick Knowles and Jack's new house are discussed. Plus it's the long awaited return of Jack's Auction where Jack brings you the best of the worst that is avai

If You've Even Got Credit

Feb 8th, 2017 38m 6s

Tom & Jack discuss phone credit, racist neighbours, bad muggers and squirrels. There's also an interview with internet/youtube/vlog sensation Zoella and a brand new feature - TIASFAFILBTFATSSAWUIC (NIOST). Originally broadcast on 27/01/2017.

So I Spat It Onto My Lap

Jan 29th, 2017 44m 19s

Tom and Jack are back for 2017! They catch up after a long time apart; discussing Christmas, New Year, vomit, illness and children's tv. It's better than that description sounds. There's also the final TSIFATVSILBTSATTVSSAWUIC. Originally broad

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Sweet Treats

Jan 6th, 2017 35m 16s

An episode deep from the archives. Tom & Jack lost the first link thanks to Jack's incompetence but recreate it perfectly later on in the show. Before that there's an ill-advised immigration quiz, a celeb interview with Made of Chelsea star Jam

Woah, Nelly! The Christmas Special

Dec 14th, 2016 45m 57s

In a festive podcast Tom and Jack discuss Christmas, staff Christmas parties and the date this could possibly be broadcast; they also exchange Secret Santa presents - all from Tom's basement. There's a celebrity interview straight from the bott

FROM THE ARCHIVES: A Pair of April Fools

Dec 3rd, 2016 35m 41s

An episode deep from the archives. Tom & Jack broadcast on April Fool's Day 2015. The lameness of April Fool's Day is discussed, the first celebrity interview airs with not one but two Geordie Shorers in a Leighton Buzzard nightclub and a quick

The Hee Bee Gee Bees III

Oct 28th, 2017 34m 24s

Tom & Jack off into your hand and fling it at the curtains. This week marks the third iteration of popular Halloween feature 'the Hee Bee Gee Bees'. There's also a lacklustre Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssshhh and a piece of classical music. Plus chat

Fear of Sailing

Oct 21st, 2017 43m 39s

My neck, my back, lick my, Tom & Jack. This week there's a Y'Alright featuring TV's greatest white witch and a full and frank discussion about Lord Sugar's Terminator joke in Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh. Plus chat about the Big Bang Theory, Dads i

Running Low on Prayers

Oct 15th, 2017 45m 38s

Return of the King and his idiot mate. After a week off due to illness, Tom & Jack discuss Jack's uneventful holiday to Barcelona, dead Tom Petty and Tom's trip to the zoo. There's also the fantastic new feature Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssssh and a

You're All Freaks

Sep 29th, 2017 34m 15s

There and back again: a Tom and Jack tale. This week there's the return of crowd favourite A Spoonful of Weather which takes a look at the oddest Tripadvisor reviews as well as a brand new one off feature called The Harvey Price is Right which

Makes You Think, Dunnit?

Sep 16th, 2017 34m 44s

It's the return of the Jack (and Tom- Tom & Jack). This week there's the return of You Must Be Drunk which takes a look at the confusing new PPI advert PLUS a new spin on an old musical favourite. Plus there's some chat about film projects, Sco

I Never Sleep Naked

Sep 9th, 2017 49m 16s

Tom & Jack are back after a brief technical failure. Instead of finding new stuff to talk about they impeccably repeat the stuff they failed to record previously. There's a triple Y'Alright featuring Richard Madeley, Eamonn Holmes and Lewis Ham

Spay Myself With Nail Clippers

Aug 25th, 2017 49m 15s

Tom & Jack are contented up this week. There's a Spoonful of Weather (TripAdvisor's greatest reviews), a Y'Alright with the return of ghost hunting Eamon Holmes and the penultimate Game of Moans (NAWTPP). PLUS rants about parties with children

It Should Be Punishable By Death

Aug 20th, 2017 43m 13s

Tom & Jack don't want you to call it a comeback. This week sees the very emotional end of Tom's Diary. There's also Game of Moans (NAWTPP) with the emphasis on moans and a TV theme tune. Plus some spiralling, inane banter. Fill your boots. Orig

I Had Four Shirt Buttons Undone

Jul 22nd, 2017 51m 54s

Tom & Jack are back once again with the ill behaviour. There's a brief Not News involving some swearing, Tom has written a diary to combat his loneliness and there's a new topical TV game called Game of Moans (not associated with the pornograph