Bonus episode for all of our early loyal Academics! Thanks to all of you who have jumped on board.

Eric tells Jay a sordid tale of a food sale he encountered that took place directly next to a dead skunk. J&E speculate as to how and why human beings who own noses could have made the decision to sell food next to a dead animal that uses a defense mechanism that's specifically designed to repel other animals away from it.

Jay is reminded of his childhood encounters with a civet cat aka spotted skunk and describes its general nastiness.

(Unsolved Mysteries voice) If you or someone you know is aware of who was responsible for this sub sale, please PM us. We want to know the real backstory and we LOVE these people. We'd also be willing to buy a sub or two, skunked or otherwise.