J&E discuss Jay's  history of bad haircuts and Eric's limitations of living with a jew-fro. A brief timeline of 90's haircuts is laid out along with candies and snacks that correllated with them. Jay bestows Eric with a nickname after hearing several pathetic stories about Eric's hair. Conversation turns to Pauly Shore and  whether he's still wheezin the juice (he is and doing much more as it turns out). Discussion on getting sucked into plastic bag math at the grocery store, hatin on rewards points and TRICERATACOS!