It’s the start of the holidays, mothereffers! So get your glitter and your mason jars and your craft paints and get ready to DIY your very own Thanksgiving centerpieces while you munch on some of our delicious frog eye salad. We’re talking about traditions and gender expectations during the holidays!

P.S. Let us know if you need any of our Mormon grandma recipes or a TWP sticker to slap on your racist uncle’s bumper.