Hi, this is one of my faves. About clouds or something. I'm not really sure what it's about. Maybe you know?This story first appeared as the excerpt on a t-shirt from my friends at Lossless Goods. Check out Kiran, Kamran, and Tim's work here:

A Spanking Blue Day

Nov 30th, 2021 10m 44s

Some clouds in metaphysical conversation. More fun than it sounds. It's a magnificent day!This story originally began as the sleeve of a tshirt. Find the makers of that tshirt here! Or find @Losslessgoods on instagram.Thanks as always to H

God‘s Gift To Touch Football

Nov 23rd, 2021 17m 4s

You are to division four mixed division inner city lunch time touch football what Federer is to tennis. You. Are. Beautiful.This weird but fun (!) episode takes place on the touch football field. It's not easy staying down to earth when you're

Romeo and Juliet Juliet

Nov 9th, 2021 17m 59s

But soft, what blight through yonder breaks? This is the story of one very flawed Romeo and his battle with love, the limelight, and the passage of time. Thanks as always to Dr Helen Wolfenden and @nicsketches for their help making this podcas

Matty Kidman Waits Maybe Forever

Oct 26th, 2021 13m 53s

These Stories Are Not Real is back with this haunting semi-true story about what it was like to have job interviews, good grief.Thanks as always to Dr Helen Wolfenden and @nicsketches for their help making this podcast what it is. We'll be b

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Season 3 Trailer!

Oct 6th, 2021 59s

These Stories Are Not Real returns in all its... ummm... glory (?) on the 27th of October. Okay there won't be much glory. But it will return! Find @thesestoriesarenotreal on instagram for more! And visit allmyeggs.substack.com for the inside s

Never Trust A Genie (Duh)

Mar 16th, 2021 6m 10s

The last short and sweet ep. I really have to dust my room more. Thanks for listening. Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.comSend an email: thesestorie

When The Bluetooth Isn't Working

Mar 9th, 2021 8m 34s

Sometimes technology refuses to comply. The internet is slow, printers do no print, and the car bluetooth shits itself under pressure. When the CD's are bad, the only alternative is to, oh god, listen to, jeez, you've gotta listen to, I can't e

Government Sanctioned Prank Call

Mar 2nd, 2021 4m 7s

This was a weird one... --Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.comSend an email: [email protected] of my writing: https://allmyeggs.

Your Polarised Sunglasses Won't Save You Now

Feb 23rd, 2021 4m 51s

It's a very, very bright day, and it's only getting brighter. What would you do? --Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.comSend an email: thesestoriesar

Man vs Google Home

Feb 16th, 2021 3m 37s

You've heard of Man vs Wild, now, prepare to hear Man vs Google Home. Man also versus himself. And his own cosmic insignificance. And pointlessness. And Coldplay. It's a riot. --Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesesto

Elevator Love

Feb 9th, 2021 3m 22s

Welcome to the *fun* interim season of These Stories Are Not Real! Some real short episodes for you to enjoy and share! Elevator Love speaks for itself. It was inspired by the Guy Sebastian song, yes. Thank you. --Follow the show on instag

Take The Money

Jan 5th, 2021 17m 47s

'And there are three voices in your head. Yes. No. And me, who is of course really just you but, you know, semantics.'Take the Money is an at-times self-involved and convoluted Season Finale, featuring a bag of money and some very external int

Dead Man Floating

Dec 29th, 2020 17m 22s

'It's the airlock, thought Daniel. It's always the airlock.'Sci-fi nerd Daniel Sky floats towards an inevitable and agonising death, and the Astronaut Adrift undergoes four strange stages of being en route to his final breath. But it's much fu

Around The World For Barbara Ann

Dec 22nd, 2020 20m 13s

'Electric curly hair, eyes like blue milk. I looked at her through the rain and thought, "Yeah. It would be nice."'Brian is, well, he's a chump. This is his first-person account of being swindled by a travel agent in a regional town, who someh

Risky Rosie Nutcase

Dec 15th, 2020 16m 59s

'It felt like she was finally at the fun end of a kite. Like running, swimming and carnival rides all rolled into one.'Risky Rosie nutcase is stuck to a world that does not get her, and does not like her, so she does what any diligent, big-thi

J.Doe_MurderofK.C._Ass1_3pmtute

Dec 8th, 2020 19m 15s

'But a regular brush can't beat a wand. Nothing beats a wand! Except for maybe an easel. Fired at close range. But we'll get to that.'Herein lies an occasionally depraved but largely whimsical first-person account of the gruesome murder of Ke

Elephant in the Waterslide

Dec 1st, 2020 15m 2s

‘There are two things you need to know from the beginning. First, Billy Everest has never, ever said a word. And second, sometimes waterslides are as dangerous as they look.’Elephant in the Waterslide is the first ever episode of These Stories

Trailer

Nov 11th, 2020 59s

Just a little sniff, a tiny taste, a modest minute, of what is to come on These Stories Are Not Real. - - - Follow the show on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/Visit the website: www.thesestoriesarenotreal.comSend

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