'Electric curly hair, eyes like blue milk. I looked at her through the rain and thought, "Yeah. It would be nice."'

Brian is, well, he's a chump. This is his first-person account of being swindled by a travel agent in a regional town, who somehow fuses herself with the Beach Boys greatest hits to bamboozle with great effect. 

Only two episodes to go after this in season one! Be sure to participate in the Listener Reward Scheme to win all kinds of prizes—details are on Instagram and the website.

And have a happy Christmas lol, this ep is really exposing my forward scheduling.

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