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Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart

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Radio, the show where we only talk about what's

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obviously the most critically important

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issues on the planet today.

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This is important. Pick up people's

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trash and take it to the dump forum, and you can just

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do whatever the hell you want over there. Yeah.

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Yeah, listen to him, big big

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bit. You're backing up now when

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I'm jogging around the lake. I'm not trying to get

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a fucking hard on bro buckle

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up. Whoa, we're back.

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Oh my gosh, what episode number

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is this back?

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Episode number three?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, is our third one.

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Let's let's not say that because we can mix it

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up and put in post. We don't know the order,

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That's true. I was just answering

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onders, and I appreciate that. Yeah,

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I hear your brother. Guys, we

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promised not to fight today on our

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maybe third episode,

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but it could also be the fifth.

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We're not sure. We're not sure the order. We don't know yet.

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We don't even know what the workflow of a podcast

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is. I just want to say I would like to take

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this time early on to uh

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give a take back in an apology

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to Nick, our engineer, and say Hey,

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buddy, I'm sorry about last time. I felt like I

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was a little curt that we were having troubles with

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with some of the audio, and I just

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wanted to give my tapeback an apology on

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air. Put it on wax. There we go. Let's

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see how today goes though. Obviously at

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first, when I have a hard time with technology,

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and you know it frustrates me, I do get frustrat

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Why don't we just kick it off with that, Adam, what's

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going on with you in technology? The as

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long as I've known you, you have had

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what I referred to as the

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tech ghost, the technology goes that haunts

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you. Yeah, I do. I honestly truly

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believe I have a tech goes that lives

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within me that haunts me, uh

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and makes it so certain

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technologies have a hard time working

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around me. My WiFi goes constantly

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no matter where I'm at, printers don't work.

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It's amazing that we have this set up here

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that I'm able to talk into a microphone from my

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home. Welcome to the future. Sorry,

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tech ghost, I mean this goes back to like

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your BlackBerry Touch.

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Remember that dude I was flossing

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on him. I remember I got that BlackBerry touch.

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I booked a Honda commercial yeah

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where I I like Mr Opportunity.

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I was camping and Mr Opportunity comes

2:38

by and I'm like, uh hey, Mr

2:41

Opportunity, you want some coffee. Mr Opportunity

2:43

was like the helpful Honda guy, like the

2:45

cartoon, and I go, hey, Mr Opportunity

2:48

wants some coffee, and he goes, I

2:50

can, It'll go right through me because he was a cartoon,

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because he's a cartoon. And then I go

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and yeah, yes,

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and they cut that part. But I

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still got paid for that commercial. And then guess

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what I bought come a fucking BlackBerry.

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Um uh huh. I also had some sick

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jokes. I would tell that the comedy

3:13

store open mic about my black

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friends named Barry's Right. Remember

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that that was a slam dune.

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You've been haunted by this ghost for quite

3:22

some time and the ghost of that joke, and

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it often results in rage from

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you, which I can totally attest

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to, because we did live together for quite some

3:32

time, and there was more than

3:34

one occasion that I drove home from

3:36

work and I would find an

3:39

object from the house, be it a dresser

3:41

or a mirror, or perhaps an

3:43

old mini fridge thrown in

3:45

the driveway, and I

3:48

think something horrible has happened. But

3:50

I come in and you're just having trouble printing out

3:52

some script or something, some

3:55

hot sides. I'm trying to get that new Nabisco

3:57

Act. And so you were so you would

3:59

toss furniture outside and anger. Yes, yeah,

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well that's that's the original demand.

4:06

That was the original homeworkout

4:09

where you just take furniture you don't

4:11

want or need, or some that you actually

4:13

wish you still had, and you pick

4:15

it up and you take it out of your driveway

4:18

and you flip it until it smashes in a bunch

4:20

of little pieces. I really can't think of a cooler

4:22

way to get buff than through destruction.

4:25

Yeah, oh, I follow this dude is

4:28

I'm gonna look him up. He's like he's like tactical

4:30

aggression or something, and he's just this

4:32

guy who's just built like a fucking

4:34

house and all he does for

4:36

workouts is he jumps over cars

4:38

and flips tires and then people will throw him

4:40

hammers and then he'll just beat the shirt out of this tire.

4:43

And I'm like, that is the best way to work out,

4:45

man, I'm sick of like just doing burpies

4:48

and ship. I'm trying to break

4:50

some ship. That's way more fun. If they just had

4:52

a gym that was all just breakable

4:55

ship, that you could just go in there and

4:57

aggressively smash it. I feel like

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that do It's called a dump run, just

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like go pick up people's trash and take

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it to the dump for him, and you can just do whatever

5:06

the hell you want over there. Wow, and you

5:08

save the planet. But you gotta have a truck

5:10

for that. This is I'm talking about, like an actual

5:13

place that you can go you can destroy things. Then

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you also get to throw these items

5:17

into the truck. That's destruction number

5:19

one, into a metal truck. True.

5:21

Why don't we all have trucks? Trucks

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freaking rock dude, totally station. Let's

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get some flatbeds. I want to be

5:28

flatbed boys.

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Yeah, he does. I've been on it a few times.

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My gosh, I have a pickup. Yep, I

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do have a pickup. You don't have a pickup,

5:39

do you? I thought you had the alchemy. That's

5:41

a pickup truck, player. That's a pickup. That

5:43

is a car with a flatbed.

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That is not a pickup truck. You can't call that a truck.

5:48

That's a pickup. You don't say a pickup truck, but

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it's a pickup. And I just said he has a flatbed

5:52

and that's what he's talking about. Yeah, okay,

5:55

all right, okay, Hey, hey, I'm

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circling that to uh to take that back

5:59

a little later. Yeah, circle that.

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I got a flat bed in my wagon. I look forward

6:04

to that apology. Yeah, thank you.

6:06

I think you guys need some flat beds. Uh.

6:08

Can we talk about a blake just looking absolutely

6:11

fucking insane for this podcast? Okay,

6:13

let's get a description with the mask with

6:16

the one glove but like a dentist's glove

6:18

currently touching his nostrils. Uh,

6:21

wrap around glasses, a

6:23

mask, and then a bucket hat

6:26

with a band that I'm pretty positive

6:28

he's never listened to what you're trying to

6:30

challenge? My grateful dead love?

6:33

Come on, brother? Oh yeah, what's

6:35

your favorite grateful dead song? Don't

6:37

question him? He knows this ship. Oh please

6:39

tell me your favorite trucking

6:42

trucking baby, come on, let's

6:44

go, thank you? What is

6:46

it? Trucking? No? No, no, no, no, no no.

6:49

Yeah. Speaking

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of trucks. I'm live a truck lifestyle,

6:53

y'all. Alright, So their most famous

6:55

one, well it's up there. You don't know a

6:58

deep cut at all. What's the one with the video where

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it's just skeleton's playing, Yeah,

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that's all. That's the fucking jams.

7:05

They've got jams. They've got jams.

7:07

That song kicks. But I saw a Grateful

7:10

Dead with John Mayer. Do you know Grateful

7:12

Dead? Bro? No, I don't know. Yeah,

7:14

so you just like projected on him, and Blake

7:17

knows Grateful Dead. He was like, he knows

7:19

them. I don't believe that Blake is a big

7:21

grateful dead deadhead. I'm a deadhead,

7:23

brother. I do not believe that he's a

7:25

deadhead. I think that you need to know something because

7:28

the other day, like we were just talking and

7:30

I was working in the backyard and he's like, hey

7:32

man, flipped me Grateful

7:34

Dead playlist just to get in

7:36

the mood. Yeah. He was setting himself

7:38

up for this because he knew we were going to call him out

7:40

about the hat. He's doing the legwork. I'm the

7:42

chess master. What you wearing?

7:45

That hat is? Like Chloe, my fiancee, rocked

7:47

a Slayer T shirt for a while until

7:49

I had to be like, you can't wear the

7:51

shirt. Man, you don't listen to Slayer. You don't

7:54

know Slayer. Has she dabbled? I

7:56

feel like Chloe would like Slayer. Yeah,

7:59

I mean she might like it. She but I know she

8:01

didn't listen to them when she was wearing

8:03

the shirt. That's you know what.

8:05

I I don't mind people wearing band shirts

8:08

of bands they don't listen to, because maybe that's their

8:10

gateway. And if that

8:12

leads to Chloe not being a

8:14

fucking Slayer addict, I'm

8:17

pumped, rain and blood. Let's

8:19

go. Sure, that's like last night?

8:21

I was unders you'll like this.

8:23

I was in my pool. I've been in my pool a lot lately

8:25

doing some laps. I already love

8:28

it. Nice dude,

8:30

fucking rich guy working on my flip

8:32

turns. But I just had Slipknot blasting

8:35

while I was doing sprints,

8:39

the most relaxing music of all

8:41

time, slip Not. I'll just sprint and

8:43

trying to work on my flip turns. Bro. Wait,

8:45

I'm sorry, where are the speakers of the speakers underwater

8:47

or above water? In your ears or what? No, they're above

8:50

water like I said, I just have it blasting, so every

8:52

time I come up for a breath, I'm like, right,

8:57

So the only way you can escape that garbage

8:59

music kids to be underwater. It

9:02

helps, it helps you with your your workout, working

9:05

on breath control. Yeah, I thought I thought

9:07

it was that it's not garbage,

9:09

all right. I

9:12

mean, to be fair, I think they literally hit

9:14

garbage cans as their drums, right,

9:16

Yeah, I think that's part of their whole stick,

9:19

is that they take a bunch of garbage on areas.

9:21

It actually is garbage music because

9:23

they're playing trash cans. Yeah,

9:25

they're beating trash cans. Are these the guys with

9:28

like the they wear masks?

9:30

They're the band that's from Iowa? Right is

9:33

that right? Yeah? And Corn isn't

9:35

from Corn is from like Bakersfield,

9:37

No ship Corn. That dude's got the best

9:39

mic stand in the game. What's

9:42

up with his mic stand? He has like an HR

9:44

Guiders sculpture for his mic

9:46

stand. It's sucking sick. WHOA

9:48

that's hr Geiger for those

9:50

at home. Artists from

9:53

I don't know, forty years ago designed

9:55

the what we know today is the alien from

9:58

Aliens, an alien the

10:01

movies. What else did he design

10:05

A bunch of species?

10:11

Species? He designed species.

10:13

He designed species,

10:15

he did my designed

10:17

species. His art is super fucked

10:20

up. Go ahead and go I feel like he did

10:22

some of that in Yodorovsky's Dune that

10:24

never got made. Correct, So

10:26

he was he was quote, you know, discovered by

10:29

Yodorovski. However we're saying this, Yeah,

10:31

I think that's how you say it. And then when Doone did

10:33

not get made, all the studios

10:35

jacked that look book for all these

10:37

various artists and stole him for

10:39

Alien. That is a fantastic documentary

10:42

that who on. Yeah,

10:45

I call him Yodorovski, what I called him

10:47

Jordan's Dusky. That

10:51

movie, dude looked epic,

10:54

and yeah, he found a lot of great artists for that film.

10:56

And then but you know exactly why that movie never ended

10:58

up getting made because they were like, we can't

11:00

do this, You're crazy, and he goes, well,

11:03

fair enough, well, to be

11:05

fair, he like puts dicks on everything. Yeah,

11:08

yeah, if you've seen Holy Mountain, that's

11:10

that's our kind of movie right there. We

11:12

kind of put dicks on everything to very phallic.

11:15

He raised his son to be the star of that

11:17

film. Really Yeah, which it's it's amazing.

11:20

It's amazing. And they're doing Dune now

11:22

right there with Timidly, the

11:25

Charlemagne Doom, the Duoe Dune

11:27

Dune. That's going to be like the only movie

11:29

that comes out this year. Yeah, why

11:31

are they coming out? Just just send it to my phone,

11:34

just hold them, No, just send it to my phone. Yeah,

11:36

there's no more movie theaters. Yeah, I mean

11:39

that New Mutants X Men is

11:41

claiming it's coming out in theaters. It's like Auguste,

11:45

you go see that in the movie theaters. Come

11:47

home, you're gonna come home in the Mutant? Are

11:51

you gonna catch some I don't come

11:53

home by worth

11:57

it. I'll catch the Covilito

12:00

for a little X Men, New Mutants.

12:02

I love Marvel movies. Can't

12:07

get enough? You get enough? Make more

12:10

X Men? Marvel. Yes,

12:13

damn they have everything, don't

12:15

they? They got a doll They have quite

12:17

the library. And you know what, when they're

12:19

done with some dude playing one guy,

12:21

they're like, bring on the next dude. Yeah,

12:24

can we talk about I recently saw an interview

12:26

with Kamal and

12:29

he worked out so much that it changed

12:32

his phone structure in his face Okay,

12:35

have you seen that? It's incredible. Look

12:37

up camao. Right now, I'm not looking at

12:39

his face anymore. I'll say that much. I'm

12:43

the nipples down as Oh

12:45

you guys are nipples boys.

12:48

I'm trying to work out that much where it

12:50

changes the structure of my face.

12:52

It actually changed the bone structure. It didn't

12:54

just like reveal his bone structure.

12:57

Yeah, for sure, it was underneath some

12:59

some baby at And then he worked out

13:01

enough that that the skin just suction

13:03

to his cheek and he quit drinking

13:06

and all sorts of stuff. That sounds like a fucking

13:08

nightmare. Quick drinking. What a joke.

13:11

Uh, yeah, that would suck, Yeah,

13:14

I would. Well, the only way to

13:16

to do to get in that great of shape would have to

13:18

be like, hey, hi,

13:21

we're Marvel. Hi, we're

13:23

Marvel. Uh. You're gonna

13:25

have to lose a bunch of weight and get in great shape

13:27

and we'll pay you millions of dollars. That's the only

13:29

way, because any other reason

13:31

is a bullshit reason. Just to look

13:33

look good, just to be you know what, just

13:36

to be ready, just to be ready. No,

13:39

no, no, I have that. Someone has to tap

13:41

me on the shoulder and say your net. I'm

13:43

not talking about for a movie. I'm talking about for what's

13:46

happening. That's what I thought, Honors, and I'm like, yeah,

13:48

that's the most legit reason is you need to

13:50

be you gotta be prepared for what's gonna

13:52

happen. Yes, are you guys talking

13:54

to silver civil war that's gonna go for

13:57

Hey, No, that's what people are talking about

13:59

now. I said civil. I said civil, but

14:02

we're talking about silver. Have you noticed?

14:04

Hey, hey, rewind the podcast.

14:07

Rewind the podcast and

14:10

check listen to see if I said silver or

14:12

civil. I

14:14

think it's about to be a goddamn civil war

14:16

in this podcast booth right now. I want

14:19

to say, you said silver war in Workaholics.

14:21

I think Adam Demant said that once. Yeah,

14:24

No, that's it. What's great about playing

14:26

this dumbass character of Adam Demanause I

14:28

gott mess up and say a lot of stupid ship that

14:30

just ended up in the show. We're

14:33

keeping it. Yeah. I think if you are in a Marvel

14:35

movie, part of your contracts should

14:37

be you have to sign up for our military

14:40

as well. That's a cool idea. Yeah,

14:42

sure that that what? Yeah,

14:44

your front line I'm down to talk about

14:47

it. I'm down to take the walk with you, you know what I mean.

14:49

Chris Hemsworth is like, mate,

14:51

I'm not even American. I shouldn't

14:54

be in your in your military? Was that a

14:56

good? Hey? You want to be thor your

14:58

front line? We're when? Who?

15:02

But who would be the best soldier out of all

15:04

the Marvel actors, like in real life

15:07

Mark Ruffalo, thank you?

15:09

Because he's he's a sensitive soldier.

15:11

He's gonna ask why before pulling the

15:13

trigger? What about the dude who shoots the arrows?

15:16

Jeremy Renner? For days,

15:18

Renner is the ultimate

15:21

soldier. Renner seems like he might be

15:23

a little ready for action too

15:26

ready. Yeah, Renner would

15:29

be like selling arms on the side

15:31

or some ship. I don't know. He's got those eyes

15:33

that aren't trustworthy. I'll say that you

15:36

think he's sophistifunk? I think Brolin would

15:38

be good. But does he count because he didn't really have to

15:40

get jacked. He's fucking jacked the ship?

15:42

What are you talking? What do you mean he got jacked? Not

15:45

Deadpool? Well, hug As

15:47

Cable, He's two characters in Marvel,

15:49

so he has to enlist twice Army

15:53

and Navy, land Cy

15:55

and Air. I

15:59

feel like we're we're not right. I feel like

16:01

there's somebody in the Marvel universe who's way,

16:04

way better for Chris Evans

16:06

Well, it would be like Dave bad Tista. Oh yeah,

16:08

Batista, bro, Yeah, get at

16:10

me. It's a super soldier. Yeah

16:13

yeah, just like a brick house.

16:15

You think Batista? Is he the strongest

16:17

in the Marvel universe. He's gotta be. He's

16:19

gotta be. What do you mean he's gotta be? I mean

16:21

he's like Chris Hemsworth. This fucking when

16:23

Chris Hemsworth was like rotund,

16:26

when that dude was like full, he's kind

16:28

of thinned out. But when he was like really jacked,

16:31

he was huge. And he's like six five tall.

16:33

Is Batista is like seven foot

16:35

There's literally no wheah,

16:38

there's no pictures, there's no any comparisons.

16:40

He's definitely huge. He was a w

16:42

W E wrestler, Terry.

16:45

Dave Baptista is two hundred

16:48

and ninety pounds. That's like

16:50

me, that's almost Kyle size.

16:52

And he's six ft six six six

16:54

to That is a goddamn

16:56

truck. He's a big boy whoa Bautista

17:03

and yeah, I guess Hem's worth is probably

17:05

like that's

17:08

my guess when when

17:10

he's fully rotund, right, Other

17:12

than that, alle Berry also

17:15

O g X men, this we know is

17:17

a lie. The internet is a lie. It's

17:20

saying that he is six three

17:23

taller not the case, right, that's how tall you

17:25

are, right, Jersey h And I saw him at MTV Awards

17:28

or something when we were like all in the green room. This

17:30

dude was just like a head taller than everybody

17:32

scouting. It was comic con. Remember,

17:34

we saw him and we didn't know who he was,

17:37

and we were all drunk and we're like, look at this big motherfucker.

17:40

We were right so wasted screaming

17:42

at him. And then someone's like, he's gonna be thorn.

17:44

We're like that makes yeah, he is eight

17:47

feet you guys. A story. I was at a house

17:49

party like a year or like nine

17:51

months before he was announced the store,

17:53

at a house party, kicking in with some dude I was working

17:55

with, and he came in the room

17:58

and the room chain and

18:01

everyone's like nobody.

18:03

I'm like, hey who, And I asked my bod, I'm like,

18:05

who the fund is that? And they're like, oh, he just moved

18:07

to you from Australia. He's like a soap actor. He's gonna try

18:10

and you know, do acting nice dude. And I'm

18:12

like, he's a god.

18:14

And then seven

18:16

and nine months later I was reading the trades and they

18:19

were like Marvel has found its store and I

18:21

was like, of course this dude to

18:23

store. He's a god. Yeah he is.

18:25

He's a god. He was a god at that

18:27

party of twenty five people. And the weird thing

18:29

is he's not the coolest brother, that's

18:33

right, Tim Liam Luke, Tim

18:35

Luke, we got a Luke over

18:37

Liam. Liam's way cool dude. I'm

18:39

a Liam God. Sorry, Liam,

18:42

I'm going with the brother I haven't met yet. He's

18:45

worked with Liam several times. Right, Yeah,

18:47

I thought you were boys with Liam. That's weird that

18:49

you checked out. No, I am, I am,

18:52

but for sure, for sure, the one I don't

18:54

know is the coolest, makes

18:57

sense. I thought maybe some dirty ship happened

18:59

on set with and Liam. Did you have beef?

19:01

Was it like you can't be on set together? It

19:03

was definitely a battle of who's the hottest on set?

19:05

Every time we walked on set. Every time

19:08

we walked on set. It was like a real right

19:11

absolutely give and take, push and pull

19:13

of who is the sexiest person

19:15

on site? Should we take a moment just to talk

19:17

about how when he was on Morgoholics

19:20

he was like, hey, can I like do a ridiculous

19:22

hairstyle and like funny goatee?

19:24

And we're like, yeah, for sure, do whatever you want. We're

19:26

just glad you're here. And he comes out and he's like,

19:28

don't I look ridiculous? And he looked

19:31

so good it was insane.

19:33

Yeah, his hair is all slicked back,

19:35

and it was like, oh, don't I look

19:37

insane? And we're like, yeah, like

19:39

an insane, fucking hotass

19:42

superman. You just look like the cover

19:44

of People magazine Hottest

19:47

Man of the Year. The bro needs

19:49

to be an interview with the vampire. Gosh,

19:52

what is that? What do you think that's like? If you just

19:54

can't escape being hot as fun,

19:57

it is a it is a nightmare. I

20:00

don't know. For some like, what I keep

20:02

getting cast in recently is like I'm

20:04

the regular slash

20:06

ugly looking friend and then these super

20:08

hot guys are right next to me with Liam

20:11

and Ephron, and it's

20:14

it has to be so fucking hard to be those

20:16

guys because people will not stop

20:18

staring at them. Men. Women,

20:22

everybody has just looks at them NonStop.

20:24

I know it was driving them crazy. It has to.

20:26

Dude. You remember we were like we went to some like

20:29

NASCAR event and Channing Tatum

20:31

was there and the way that

20:34

like women were treating him was flagrant,

20:36

Like they would follow him and like grab

20:39

his ass and be like like pieces

20:41

of It's so cool,

20:43

though, Gosh, I wish I was him. It is

20:45

crazy. I mean, your guy's asses

20:47

probably get grabbed quite a bit. Blake,

20:50

You've got a really really nice

20:53

you tu um

20:56

publicly does it get grabbed?

20:58

My ask gets grabbed one. I'm on the road

21:00

doing stand up and I do those uh

21:03

like meet and greets afterwards, which I guess I'm

21:05

probably never gonna do again because COVID.

21:08

But when I would do those and you're meeting

21:10

people after the show, probably within

21:12

a line of I would cap it at a hundred people,

21:14

I might ask would get grabbed times.

21:17

But you do have a Duke

21:20

bro Ton, Yeah, it's totally

21:22

you got a dookie, bro I got some meat

21:25

back there. That's your body gets

21:27

like to the party. Ten minutes after you

21:31

it's still coming. What's fair?

21:36

Didn't you get cut out of a Domino's commercial?

21:40

Yeah? Yeah,

21:43

Oh that was an insane

21:46

that was insane. I forgot all about that. I

21:48

booked this Domino's commercial way back

21:51

in the day. I know, I said, commercials,

21:53

we were gonna let it go, we were gonna let yeah.

21:56

I know, I know you were over war,

21:58

but I had to come back and I aim it. This

22:00

commercial. It

22:10

was like a big do you know Dominoes, This

22:12

could err as nationwide commercial. This

22:14

could like pay for my whole year, this before workaholics,

22:16

before anything, when I was just doing commercials and

22:20

booked it so excited about it. And

22:22

the whole commercial was I get out of a car. They have

22:24

this crane shot that follows me, my ass,

22:26

follows my ass all the way up to the door. I ring

22:28

the doorbell and uh.

22:31

Then this talking dog answers the door.

22:34

Uh. And I do

22:36

it and the first shot and they're like, oh, cut

22:38

okay, and through with

22:40

my peripherals. I see, like the Dominoes people

22:42

like losing their mind periffs,

22:45

peripherals, peripher

22:48

rolls. How then do you say that perfer

22:50

p perifs for the people

22:53

at home say the whole Yeah, you can say periffs.

22:55

I'm acceptable, yeah, my periss

22:57

using the periss. I look over I see the Domino

23:00

people freaking out, and then they're like

23:02

the director comes over to me. It's like, hey, uh, can

23:05

we just on tuck the back of your shirt? And

23:07

I'm like, okay, weird asking that check

23:10

the back of my shirt to cover my ass. I kind of

23:12

see what they're doing now, and then they're like, cut

23:15

the whole shirt. They just take the whole

23:17

shirt, and then now they're mad at me. It's

23:19

my It's like, I guess

23:21

it kind of is my fault, just because I

23:24

mean, come on, I think it's Dennis's

23:26

fault. Your dad's got the

23:28

donkey. That's where the cheeseburgers

23:31

go. And and then they

23:33

were like, okay, we're gonna get him in bigger

23:35

pants. So then they take half of an afternoon to get

23:37

me in bigger pants. And then they're

23:39

like, uh, it was supposed to be a two day shoot. The

23:41

next day they go, hey, don't even bother coming

23:43

back. Don't even bother

23:46

coming back, and they had the guy they're gonna

23:48

do two versions, like an English speaking

23:50

version and the Spanish speaking version, and

23:52

then they just had the Spanish guy who could

23:55

also speak English. Just do he

23:58

obviously had a nice talk taught

24:00

buddy. Did you see it? That's insane to me,

24:03

Like, that's just that's a testament to why

24:05

Hollywood is just the roughest

24:07

biz. Yeah, that's it's the hardest. Well,

24:10

if anything that ass is relatable,

24:13

my donker, Well that's what's

24:15

that's what's messed up about it? Is it like I would

24:17

see a guy with a donk on TV and I'd

24:19

be like, I want Dominoes,

24:21

baby, Like that feels real

24:24

that I don't want this Chiseled

24:26

asked Chris Hemsworth ordering pizza.

24:28

I want Adam Divine with a donk

24:30

ordering pizza. No, he's delivering

24:32

it. He's delivered or you were delivering

24:35

it. Well, I wasn't ordering. I was a pizza delivery

24:37

guy. I was. That's okay because I was once a

24:39

delivery guy. And I know how you sneak slices

24:41

in the car, bro I mean it's all good.

24:44

You would eat the pizza from the couple

24:46

of toppings. Yeah, here and there you are

24:49

you serious? I was also a pizza delivery

24:51

guy, and you have broken code. You are

24:54

going to hell. That is breaking code.

24:56

Well, I mean I didn't come on, guys, everybody

24:58

takes a little topping here there. Come on,

25:01

how dare you listen to him? Bee be? Come

25:05

on? That is breaking code. They trust

25:08

you with the pizza. Well I don't do it anymore. I don't

25:10

deliver anymore. So this is like, God, we

25:12

just getting off your chest. You're getting off your chest. I got

25:14

you. Do you remember how excited

25:17

we were for Blake to get his first

25:19

big national commercial. That's fire Bucks commercial.

25:22

And then we're all like around the TV when

25:24

it first came on, and Blake's like, oh ship,

25:26

this is black commercial. This is black commercial. And

25:28

I get my phone out to record it, and

25:31

then it doesn't show him the entire

25:34

commercial except for his hands

25:36

reaching in to grab like a

25:38

cup of coffee. I have had

25:41

really bad commercial. Look like.

25:43

Then after that, I got a McDonald's commercial. I

25:46

got cut out of that. I remember

25:48

that we made a song that was gorgeous cut

25:50

out of a McDonald's commercial. You were moving

25:52

back to conquered. Oh yeah, go mags

25:54

a concerting from that, So like that's the

25:56

gift. Look what you did there, Hey,

25:59

Kyle, do you have that song somewhere

26:01

on one of the hard drives sitting around here? Yeah,

26:03

let's tag the episode if

26:05

we can find it here.

26:07

It is sounds

26:10

good. Heard

26:27

the news today. Got

26:31

cut out of the commercial. My

26:35

first big time it's commercial. It's

26:39

in the dorp. Worked

26:42

so high, got

26:45

my hope so high,

26:49

but it wasn't worth it. Dreams

26:53

got to die,

26:56

moving back to Cocker leaving

27:00

l A in the dust. I

27:03

can't do it anymore. You

27:08

know that I must move back

27:10

to Concord. I

27:13

gotta move back to Conquered.

27:16

I can't stay Hollywood.

27:20

It's eating me. A lie.

27:24

I give up. I

27:27

tell you that I'm win. I'm

27:32

giving up my dreams. I'm

27:35

sick of this way living. I

27:39

want to start a family. I

27:43

want to get a real time. I

27:46

gotta move back to Concord. I've

27:50

been here to love. I'm

27:54

throne to the two. I

27:58

got a colored well its

28:01

I'm maybe

28:05

I'll do some music. And though

28:09

I was Broadway a buss, but

28:12

I guess it's just busted.

28:15

I can't do this.

28:19

I got to take out any dance

28:21

commercials and that was

28:24

me.

28:31

I soon,

28:37

I guess I'll see you in Coco. I

28:40

guess you see. Sometimes I'm

28:44

leaving. I

28:47

can't do it anymore. I

28:53

thought it was Broadway

29:00

US. I

29:03

thought it was meant

29:07

to be. And

29:11

we're back, and we're back. I

29:13

hope you had a good listen, we all did. Oh

29:15

it's so good. That was that right?

29:18

There is a testament to just keep going, no matter

29:20

how much you're hurt by this business. If you have

29:22

a dream, keep going. Just

29:24

keep going, guys. Or take a hint. I don't

29:26

know. If you get cut out of two commercials

29:29

that you know it might be time to fold.

29:31

The universe is telling you something. Yeah, that's

29:33

true. It would have been interesting if you would have just

29:35

left. Yeah, if you're just like, you know

29:37

what, I'm cut out of two commercials. This isn't

29:39

from I'm out of here, guys, dude, I actually

29:41

like McDonald's. That was like my first major

29:44

film set I was on, and you know, Caltrons

29:46

are so early that I

29:49

decided that that would be the first day

29:51

I ever drank coffee. And

29:55

I remember, that's probably why you're just like

29:57

sweating. You're all stinky. You're

30:00

that was the thing, is like it takes

30:02

so long to get called the set I had no set

30:04

experience, so like, I'm just waiting, just drinking

30:07

coffee for the first time, and hours

30:09

and hours later, they finally called

30:11

me to set, and that's when the

30:14

bottom just drops out of my stomach.

30:16

As soon as I get in place, I'm like, I

30:19

gotta ship. As

30:22

soon as I hit set, I'm like, can I use the bathroom?

30:25

And they're like no. I

30:27

was like, oh man, this sucks.

30:30

I'm moving back to Conquered I can

30:32

ship freely. And then we did that one take

30:34

song and it was just gorgeous. You

30:37

just let it out. It was rough. Yeah, we just heard

30:39

it. Yeah we did. We

30:41

just heard it. That's the worst one. You have to ship

30:44

and you absolutely can't I uh

30:48

yeah, you know, authorities the

30:51

worst. I actually have a story.

30:53

Uh do you remember that? It was

30:55

called Dirty Nelly's. I think Durs came and saw

30:58

me there once way back in the day and coast

31:00

to Mason with you and your boy John,

31:03

and it's like this shitty little dive bar.

31:06

It's a cool dive bar. But I

31:08

was being called on stage and it was the first time

31:10

they were I was gonna headline and

31:12

headline was at this bar. Was like thirty minutes to

31:15

do stand up, and I'm

31:17

pretty nervous, and uh,

31:19

I'm I don't know why I had to ship, but

31:22

I caught the human behavior. Yeah

31:25

you had digested. Yeah,

31:27

I think I was nerves and and got the

31:29

nervous poops and I sneezed

31:32

in a perfect log shot

31:34

out of my ass, a perfect

31:36

log pinched completely into

31:39

my pants, and I grabbed a bar. They're literally

31:41

bringing me up like this guy, he's

31:44

lives in Hollywood, He's comes down here to

31:46

do stand up. We like him. Give it up, and

31:48

I'm fishing this turred out of my pants. I

31:51

take it out with a bar and napkin

31:53

and stick it in a potted plant, which

31:55

I'm right next to. I go on stage, I

31:57

do the thirty minutes. The show went rate.

32:00

It was like the best show

32:02

I've had up to this point. And then

32:04

I go, uh, guys, to be perfectly honest,

32:07

I didn't think the show was gonna go great because

32:10

right before the show I shipped in that potted

32:12

plant and people were like what,

32:14

And I go, hey, go look at that

32:17

potted plant. Tell me there's not a ship wrapped up

32:19

in a bar napkin.

32:21

And they're like there's a ship in here,

32:24

and then I dropped the microphone as if that's

32:26

my ending joke in the place

32:28

exploded. It was like the best

32:31

ending bit. People are like his ship

32:33

in the bart. You gotta bring

32:35

that back. That story started very loose butth

32:37

hole uh and then tighten

32:40

tight butth hole? Oh good, good, good good.

32:43

Did you do your joke where you like lift your

32:45

leg like you're waving like a person with no arms

32:48

and like just fan your

32:50

dukie hole and it just shoots

32:52

out. No, I've luckily never shat on

32:55

stage. That would be a true nightmare. You

32:58

would have to. You could do it, though, you

33:00

just spin it into something. Man, I believe in you,

33:02

Thank you. You would have to keep going

33:04

once you're up there, You're not You're not going to get off that

33:06

stage for an hour. You have to. The show

33:09

must go on. And what's up with

33:11

the integration into the show like that

33:13

takes That's some serious stuff that I don't

33:15

know. I mean, first of all, hiding

33:17

this ship before going on, I think is something

33:20

that birthed out of necessity, Like you can't

33:22

just leave the ship in your pants before you go

33:24

up, and absolutely you can't. But

33:26

the the call back to it and

33:28

and letting the whole room know that

33:31

there's your poop in that potted

33:33

plant is something of I

33:35

don't what is that? Well, it was

33:37

the confidence that was built through that half hour

33:40

to where I gotta rapport with this audience

33:43

and it was it was going great. It was a great

33:45

show, and they were fully on board with

33:47

everything I was doing. So you just were like, I'm

33:49

unstoppable, guys. I gotta be honest.

33:52

It was a great night, and

33:55

you know, just the honesty that I was trying to

33:57

have with this crowd and just admitting like, hey, I

34:00

didn't think it was going to go well because I

34:02

shipped in that potted plant right before getting

34:04

on stage, and people were like, what why

34:06

throw a weird lie after he's

34:09

built this rapport with us right

34:11

now? And then I was like, yo, go

34:13

check that potted plant. Someone did,

34:15

and he's like there's a ship in here. But

34:17

like are you Like were you just

34:20

like uh oh, I shouldn't have said

34:22

that, And then you doubled down like were you just so excited

34:24

about how the thing was going and you're like, I shipped

34:26

the plant before this, and you're like

34:29

seriously, like you know, it

34:31

happened so quick. There was no I think

34:33

I was still right in the high of the show. It just

34:35

kind of popped out, like the poop at the beginning.

34:37

Yeah, it just sort of shot out. I'm still

34:40

wrapped up on a perfect log, like

34:43

even when you pull it out of your underwear, it was still

34:45

intact. Yeah. Well

34:48

at that you know, this was like, this was

34:50

like two thousand and four, all

34:52

right, that's when logs were like really happening.

34:58

This is Chipotle and this is this

35:00

is Pintol black bean mix. This is when

35:02

I was shipping perfect logs, not the

35:04

spray that I have now, not the

35:06

mid thirties year old blasters. Well

35:09

you know, you get old. Things start to happen when you

35:11

get old. No, no, no, no. I think

35:13

I also wore looser fitting

35:15

jeans at that, so there was there was room

35:18

to pull it out and

35:20

its entirety. Now

35:23

I feel like there might be some some streaky's

35:25

coming up my my

35:27

my back and butchers streaks

35:30

now, like my two year old. It just goes out the

35:32

back of blow out. Blow

35:35

out. Yeah. Wow, that's incredible,

35:37

dude. Yeah, that is a fucking story

35:40

of conquest. I love it. What's fun

35:42

about this podcast is we're gonna tell each

35:44

other stories that we might not

35:46

have told each other, or might have told each

35:48

other so long ago though we forgot. It's just

35:50

fun to revisit. That's when I love revisiting.

35:53

I love re's visiting with these guys. You love

35:55

what stories you guys. This

35:58

dude is drawn. I love revisit in these

36:00

stories with you guys. I said it, and I said

36:02

it perfectly, and I said it clearly the first time.

36:05

Rehibiting. That's a spoonerism. Spoonerisms

36:07

are did I say reshibiting you were about to say

36:09

reziviting, which is the classic

36:11

spoonerism, and it's class funniest

36:13

thing classic spoonerism. What's a spoonerism.

36:16

Spoonerism is like when you say I'm gonna go cut

36:18

the lawn. You instead you say I'm gonna

36:20

go let the con You just switched

36:23

the the

36:25

starting constants or the starting Uh

36:27

sounds uh. That doesn't seem

36:29

real or what I did so like visiting

36:32

would be zivoting, you know, like visiting

36:34

zivoting. I don't think I did that. I think I spoke

36:36

clearly and precisely because

36:39

I am well when you ask the question, so I

36:41

answered it. I mean, it's all good, it's okay.

36:43

I can see, like, you know how we all acted

36:45

in school and why we got to where we are. What

36:48

was it called again, spooner? I

36:52

know about that ship they what's his name? Quest

36:54

Level was talking about that on this day last

36:56

old DJ session. He was doing the other day because

36:58

Bismarcki did a spoonerism on a daylat

37:00

track tight and he was like, what is

37:03

that called? And I was like, Spoonerism and he was like, what is

37:05

that? I think it's called Like I'm not talking to him like

37:07

live, but I'm just like, oh, it's spooners.

37:09

And then he finally figured it out. Guys at home,

37:11

I'm glad I shared that with you. I like that. Yeah, hell

37:13

yeah, dude. I was British, but I like, hell yeah,

37:16

Spoonerism is rock. They're very funny, fucking

37:18

nuts, nucking foots. There's a bumper, stick

37:20

out, sucking go nuts. Tuck

37:23

my sits. Yeah,

37:27

that that that to wait, what

37:29

did you say tuck my sits? You

37:32

said what tuck my sits?

37:34

Yeah, you get it.

37:38

That's suck them suck my fits.

37:41

So tuck my sits, tucking

37:47

suck my suck. Okay,

37:50

is that not spoonerism? Yes, it is

37:53

tuck my sits. Yes, Okay, Yeah,

37:55

I guess that's right, tuck my SIPs. Adam

37:58

You writing it down is the fun bet.

38:00

I mean, I wasn't. I wasn't thinking about

38:02

I just pulled it out. I mean, that's

38:05

just what came to mind. Bro Well

38:08

how I mean, I guess that's never a thing that I've ever

38:10

said in my life has sucked my tits, so

38:12

it's importantly

38:15

it rolled off your tongue. So that's

38:17

another song that Blake and I made, like probably

38:19

the same night we did the other one. I'm kind of a nasty

38:22

dude. I like when a girl sucks on my Because

38:24

you're like, if I can't make it in a commercial, maybe

38:26

I'm not cut out for being a commercial type

38:28

guy. Maybe I'll go the other way. Maybe I'll just go straight into

38:30

porno. Says yeah,

38:32

and we're gonna

38:34

play that track for you right now. I'm

38:49

kind of a nasty dude. I like

38:51

when a girl sucks on my duds. I'm kind

38:53

of a nasty dude. I like when

38:55

a girl sucks on my tips. I'm kind of

38:58

a nasty dude. I like when

39:00

a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of

39:02

a nasty dude. I like when

39:04

a girl sucks all my I'm kind of

39:06

a nasty dude. I like it when

39:08

a girl sucks so much. I'm kind of

39:10

a nasty dude. I like it when

39:12

a girl sucks on my tits, my

39:16

tish,

39:20

my tit. Look.

39:22

I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

39:24

like wanta girl sucks all my tids. I'm

39:26

kind of a nasty dude. I like

39:29

when a girl sucks all my tits, all

39:33

all titties, all

39:35

titties, cities,

39:38

It's I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

39:41

like it. Want a girl sucks so much it I'm

39:43

kind of a nasty dude. I

39:45

like you want to girl sucks so much. I'm kind

39:47

of a nasty dude. I like

39:50

it wanta girl sucks so much. I'm kind

39:52

of a nasty dude. I like a

39:54

girl to my tas

40:00

finds. Here's

40:03

the deal. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

40:06

like it when a girl sucks on my tits. And

40:10

we're back and that did you like

40:12

it? Did you enjoy it. Should there

40:14

be a sequel? Oh my gosh,

40:22

Hey,

40:24

you know what I asked today, guys. I was on Twitter

40:27

and I said, what is a movie soundtrack

40:29

that's better than the movie

40:32

that? It was the soundtrack. I've got one.

40:34

I got one, I've got one. And this is

40:36

hard for me to say. Okay, your

40:38

luck. I don't know what that is.

40:41

I don't know that soundtrack period.

40:44

So it's Danny Elfman. That's the

40:46

score. That's the score. About

40:48

soundtrack like Judgment Night had

40:51

a better soundtrack than the movie.

40:54

Oh that's there's tons, bones,

40:57

Snoop Dogg. Come on the movie bones

40:59

bones Yeah, ok where he's like the vampire

41:01

dog. Oh

41:04

gotta see bones. Yeah.

41:07

I actually the movie

41:09

might be better because that movie rocks.

41:12

Yeah. I went straight to score. I

41:14

was like, what's that one? Swiss army man?

41:16

I was that music is fantastic, but the

41:18

movie is just I can't talk about

41:21

motion picture sound training. But

41:24

The Crow is a good movie like that. Those

41:27

are to me. I'm gonna say pitch

41:29

perfect too, Okay,

41:32

alright, the soundtrack is a banger.

41:34

Baby. It's weird that we're talking about

41:36

this because me and Chloe went and got breakfast

41:38

before this, at this little breakfast

41:41

pot down the street from her house, and they

41:43

had to have put it on because they saw me

41:45

in there. They played the

41:48

song worth when Rebel

41:50

is like rowing across the lake and

41:52

she's singing to me, and then I sing back to

41:55

her the pitch perfect song, like

41:57

as we're in there, and then they're the waitresses

41:59

are like, oh god, oh my god,

42:01

should he sing it? Is there a pitch perfect

42:03

song? What is the pitch perfect song singing

42:05

to it? I mean, if I know it's like no,

42:08

no, no, no,

42:10

no, no, no, no no no. Wait,

42:13

is this a song that like previously existed

42:15

or this is the pitch perfect song? No, no,

42:17

no, it's from the soundtrack. Uh.

42:21

And you know, well that movie is a musical,

42:23

so any of those, like a lot of it is part

42:25

of the soundtrack. I don't know. Life Aquatic

42:28

Dope soundtrack, that's OK. Yeah,

42:31

it's not as good as a soundtrack, though the soundtrack is

42:33

a little bit more memorable than the movie. That movie

42:35

is sick. That's a movie that I think is that

42:37

movie needed? Uh

42:40

it was kind of weirdly ahead of its time. Yeah,

42:43

I need to rewatch that ship. Yeah, I think I need

42:45

to as well. I remember it took me a while to get

42:47

through it because I couldn't just wasn't

42:49

grasping onto the characters or the plot.

42:51

Really it was cool though. It was cool just

42:53

the fact they have Claymation' Willem

42:56

Dafoe in life, Aquatic Game

42:58

Changers, Got It Kills.

43:01

What were some of the better examples. I

43:03

haven't looked at anybody's answers, but I was just like

43:06

Judgment Light was one. I'm thinking of other big

43:08

soundtracks, Um like Bulworth

43:11

had a decent soundtrack. That's h

43:15

I would argue that Brown Sugar had a

43:18

better soundtrack than the movie. I

43:21

like the movie. I love the soundtrack.

43:24

This one's controversial. It's a double

43:26

there were two discs because the soundtrack was

43:28

so good. Is the soundtrack

43:30

to Days and Confused better

43:32

than the movie? That's

43:35

interesting. That's a great question. Well,

43:38

it's it's kind of uh

43:40

impossible to separate because especially

43:42

on that movie, because that movie, the

43:45

sound track pushes the movie

43:47

along so well and also gets you in the

43:49

mood for those hot seventies James.

43:52

So is the accompaniment of the visual

43:55

better or not? That's

43:57

what I'm saying, that's the whole I think that the soundtrack

43:59

is better than the movie. You think that movie

44:01

is so like, it is so relatable what's

44:04

going on in the flick and what was happening,

44:06

especially if you watched it when you were like in high

44:09

school. It's like, yeah, that movie

44:12

so hard. In high school, it's too real, just

44:14

to just to smoke weed with your friends and

44:16

be like, ah, man, if

44:19

only this were the seventies. Yeah,

44:21

right, we're in the wrong time. Do you

44:23

remember, Because of the soundtrack, I thought it was older

44:26

than it was. I was like, Wow, when was this made?

44:28

Oh my god, it's just from the thirties.

44:32

It is funny to be like, no

44:34

matter what age you're growing up,

44:36

you think that time sucks. You know,

44:38

like, no matter what age, Like we grew

44:41

up in the mid late nineties

44:43

is when we were coming of age as a as

44:45

kids two men, that's a sick man.

44:48

At the time, I was like, this is the

44:50

worst era in human history at the nineties,

44:52

But then now I look back at it and I'm like, god,

44:55

damn, if only I could get myself a snap

44:57

bracelet and a healthy bicycle, everything

44:59

would be okay again. Yeah, I just want to crank

45:01

limp biscuit and do freaking laps

45:03

in the pool. Oh

45:06

man, see, I would have been on board with

45:09

a little limp. Yeah, slipknots as

45:11

I don't. I don't know that. Being said Slipknot,

45:14

I think good workout music. You're getting a lot

45:16

of aggression on. I just don't have a lot of Slipknot

45:19

knowledge. I was like, let me flip on the

45:21

best of Slipknot and let me see what this is about.

45:23

The best of well, like you know the top tracks

45:25

on Spotify or whatever. You are you wearing a swim

45:28

cap. No, no swim cap. I'm not even tying

45:30

my hair back, bro, I'm just putting the goggles on

45:32

and going for it, hoofing it like it just looks

45:34

like a little wet rat tail on your back.

45:36

Yeah. Yeah, it's It's weird having hair this

45:38

long, because I often think there's something

45:40

in the middle of my back, like what

45:43

is on me? Oh it's my hair? Oh

45:46

my god, I've never had it this long

45:48

before. Will you shave your head? Or what shave

45:50

my head? I was looking at what was I looking? I

45:52

was watching a YouTube video and somebody had buzzed

45:54

like the side of their head but left the hair

45:56

along and I'm like, well, that's the next

45:58

step. Relics c Yeah,

46:03

but you know how back in the day they used to do it where

46:05

you could pull it in the top knot and then it was buzzed

46:07

all the way around and then it just

46:09

kind of laid down. That's the ship. The bulk.

46:11

Yeah, it's like a very long bulk, but a

46:13

ponytail, but a ponytail up to it

46:15

so it high when you let it down, it hides the

46:18

fact that it's shape. I've always wanted to do that. Yes,

46:20

yes, that I think would be the next step.

46:23

That's that is Scrillics, right, but

46:25

Scrillics only does one side. Oh

46:27

that's his thing. Blake. Is Scrilics

46:30

still a DJ? And is he's still a

46:32

popular DJ? Please explain? Uh?

46:35

Yeah, I think so. Yeah,

46:37

Squirrel looks is still out there doing this thing?

46:39

Does he have a residency somewhere? Isn't

46:42

that the endgame? If you can get that Vegas

46:45

money? For sure? I don't see

46:47

him on any billboards really, no, Like

46:49

what happened, he was like the hottest ship. I feel

46:52

for a handop, But that's that's just DJ

46:54

life. Right, Yeah, where it's like you're you're

46:56

the hottest thing in the world. And then and then all

46:58

of a sudden, some guy comes around with a

47:00

cooler helmet. Hot dog head. Yeah,

47:04

hot dog Man is playing the palladium.

47:07

So sorry this this person has a regular

47:09

human we

47:12

no longer can support him. I was saying that eventually

47:15

I believe that djane at

47:17

that caliber, in that level, will evolve

47:19

into you also are doing magic

47:21

and illusions.

47:24

Just magician DJ, you're making people's

47:26

money disappearal to that. That's gonna be my new

47:28

uh my next Disney Plus movies

47:31

makes sense. Magician DJ, magic

47:34

DJ, Yeah, magic DJ camp that makes

47:36

so much sense. The drop of a DJ is just

47:38

like the review of a magician. Yeah, doves

47:40

fly out, come on. Yeah, that's awesome.

47:43

Yeah, are you gonna do that? Blake, please

47:45

please do this? Hot dog head,

47:49

hot dog head,

47:53

Oh my god, welcome to the barbecue

47:55

pit. Who

47:59

must be so fun to be a DJ? Actually it also

48:01

is a prison for sure, not if you're the

48:03

marshmallow head guy though, right, because like

48:05

you can just beat anybody, just collect

48:07

your check, yeah, or like dead Mouse, where

48:10

you're just like I just go to the fucking Whole

48:12

Foods on Tuesday, and I'm chilling. I

48:14

I presented with marshmallow. Nice

48:16

guy. He I was like getting

48:19

changed into like what I was supposed to wear.

48:21

And then he like took his marshmallow

48:23

head off and he was like he was like, oh ship, sorry, I didn't

48:25

see there. Uh, don't tell anybody. It's

48:27

just hard to breathe sometimes. Don't look, don't look, don't

48:29

look. It's me, Juliel White. I'm like, fun,

48:32

that must suck. It's like all hot in there. And he's

48:34

like, yes, sorry, I just had to take it off every once

48:36

in a while. Don't tell anyone. And I'm like, huh, it's

48:38

okay, don't tell anyone what that

48:40

you're not an actual marshmallow. I

48:43

think right, I think we

48:45

could all be on board. You know how back in the day,

48:47

like Gallagher, like there was that hole, like he

48:49

had somebody steal his identity and all that his

48:52

brother he sold the act was brother his twin

48:54

brother. Yeah, is there anybody checking

48:57

the fact that Marshmallow is actually

49:00

Marshmallow when he shows up to a gig or

49:02

could you like say, I'm working in New York and I

49:04

also got a gig in California, and I also

49:06

got a gig over in Spain, and I'm just like

49:08

creating this franchise, this DJ franchise.

49:11

I feel like at some point you can blue man

49:13

group it and just just send them everywhere.

49:16

But I mean, the Internet is a is a small

49:19

place. They'll be able to figure that out pretty

49:21

quickly where they're like, you can't be in Atlantic

49:23

City and Reno. It's like Kaufman

49:26

and Tony Clifton kind of. But you

49:28

could flip the dates and

49:30

just have three guys and have to only

49:32

go to a third of the places

49:34

you're supposed to go totally. I mean, that

49:36

would be the best until

49:38

you have to talk to one of your Marshmallows

49:40

and be like, hey, man, you're you're putting

49:42

on the weight, Like, hey,

49:45

Marshmallow is a hundred and seventy five pounds.

49:47

You know he's not two hundred pounds, So

49:50

you gotta hit the treadmill, Marshmallow. I feel like these

49:52

are the kind of conspiracies I'd like to be spending

49:54

my time on, Like, is there multiple

49:56

Marshmallows. You've got to get off the conspiracies

49:59

you're currently on on and get on this Where

50:01

where is marshmallow conspiracy?

50:03

All right? I was just making a joke. I don't need

50:05

to be be put on

50:08

a freaking crucifix right now. Okay,

50:11

I'm not you're the one who got sutti,

50:13

but I just said this would be a good You

50:15

pointed the finger at me and I you know,

50:17

well, sometimes when someone reacts

50:20

like this, it's because some sort of

50:22

truth is coming out. What's going on? Yes?

50:24

Oh, it's also comedy. Come on now,

50:27

ha ha ha the world

50:29

stage, Kyle? You can

50:32

we can we please change the subject? You

50:35

can we change the subject? I

50:37

want to say that so much on this podcast.

50:40

That's a great call. I forgot about that. That's

50:42

awesome. That's going to be the the other name

50:44

of the podcast instead of this is Important, which

50:46

it is, which everything we talked about all important,

50:48

It's going to be can we change the subject? Can

50:51

we change? Please change the subject?

50:53

Can we please change the subject? It's

50:56

a real conversation killer for a podcast.

50:58

Can we please change subject? Yeah? Because it's like, okay,

51:03

kind of going on a good run. They're you

51:07

guys, ever feel like you're a little

51:09

salty about how we sort

51:12

of just kind of had these dreams

51:14

as as kids and then fulfilled

51:16

our dreams, and all of our dreams basically

51:18

came true to a point. Piste. Uh.

51:21

And then you see like a sixteen

51:23

year old kid making thirty five million dollars

51:25

a year making like reaction videos

51:28

on YouTube, and you're like, what,

51:30

I didn't even know that was possible? Point video

51:32

games or whatever. It's out of my

51:34

control. Do you want to be doing reaction videos

51:36

for dollars? I would like to be doing both,

51:39

honestly, but I don't think people would give a shit

51:41

about my reactions. You can do

51:43

reaction videos today, you can

51:45

go and like, you know, now

51:47

that's the thing? Is YouTube? Really?

51:50

No? No, there's no like famous stars

51:53

that go to YouTube that are then

51:55

famous YouTubers. It's all like

51:57

homegrown YouTubers are then the YouTube

52:00

stars. Interesting. I feel I don't feel

52:02

salty. I feel sad that they're

52:04

missing out on a craft. You know, yeah,

52:08

what what are you? What are you talking about? They

52:11

don't give a fun Yeah, dude, they're

52:14

not listening on a craft. They're about to buy

52:16

an aircraft fucking carrier. They're

52:18

fucking killing it, dude. They don't care.

52:20

They really don't care. It's the whole goal

52:22

is money and all that they don't want to be like maybe,

52:26

sure, maybe the goals money, but maybe they have

52:28

their craft. It's just not their job. Maybe

52:31

after they get off from going did you hear

52:33

that song they go when they

52:35

fucking play video games because they love that go

52:38

fishing. Yeah, they just go fishing boat.

52:42

If I had to guess, all these kids are just going

52:44

fishing, right, Okay, now I understand

52:47

completely. All right, good for them, go chill

52:49

out, fish for sure,

52:51

good for them. I know I would not feel good

52:53

about myself if I'm like in

52:56

my forties and I've done the reaction

52:58

videos for twenty years or whatever, and then people

53:01

will stop caring about your

53:03

YouTube videos at a certain age once

53:05

you're not there. These kids age

53:07

because you do age out of YouTube.

53:10

Everyone ages out of everything

53:13

always. Like people

53:15

used to be in love with fucking Molly

53:17

Crue, not so much anymore. Like

53:20

every dog has his day, that is

53:22

true. But I feel like as an actor or

53:24

a director or a writer, there's much

53:26

more longevity where like John

53:28

Goodman, for instance, He's been in

53:30

the public eye for fucking

53:32

forty years totally, But that's John

53:35

good But I mean Eastwood

53:37

too, like Clean Eastwood still making movies and

53:39

he's going to be able to make movies until he's

53:41

he's gone, you know, Like that's

53:44

that's cool. I would

53:47

just say like, if you're looking for longevity, like

53:49

be a teacher. And had

53:53

this conversation when we were like early YouTube

53:55

where it's like do we ride the holidays?

53:57

Do we get the clicks by riding the hol

54:00

days? Do we ride the buzz? Do we ride the

54:02

news? And it was always like kind of

54:04

like no, we don't want

54:06

to do that. We want to of course,

54:08

we want the clicks and we want, like you know, to

54:10

get noticed, but we also need to express

54:13

ourselves. And that's what I think

54:15

we had in common. Now here's what I would ask

54:17

our comedy. Here's what I would argue is that

54:19

you marry the both. You do the best

54:22

thing about what's current, right,

54:25

man. I don't. YouTube is a different animal

54:28

though, Like the type

54:30

of content. The other day I was like diving

54:32

in on some YouTube videos and I was just

54:34

going berserk. It was like this super

54:37

fake gass couple. I think it was like the

54:39

Scott family. I think that's the account them

54:42

on and they're like

54:44

every video is like fuck your Scott Family.

54:47

Oh god, I wanted to jump through the damn

54:49

laptop because it was like I pranked

54:52

my husband. I pretended to pass out

54:54

and hurt myself prank. But it's

54:56

obviously both of them are very

54:58

aware. It's all scripted,

55:01

terrible acting. Oh man,

55:03

it's just those ones where it's like the guy

55:06

like degrading his hot wife who's like

55:08

half dressed around the house. He's like, I'm gonna

55:10

go pants my wife. That's what it's

55:12

just. She's just like Bobby so

55:15

weird, like I really don't know, sticks

55:17

out his tongue at the camera like Dune in

55:19

next week, and you're like, what is this

55:21

relationship? Dude, I don't know. That's where I'm like,

55:24

something is amiss in society. That's just like

55:26

shared narcissism, not to get

55:28

like like without unchecked narcissism

55:30

too, because they can do it all themselves. Like when you come

55:32

up through Hollywood, you have this whole group

55:35

of people that are constantly saying you're not good

55:37

enough, you're not good enough, you're not good enough. Checking

55:39

and balancing the narcissist. Hollywood

55:41

is a good at like beating your ego

55:44

down to a point that it's palpable

55:46

for society because

55:48

everybody in order to become a big

55:50

comic or a big actor, you have

55:53

to have some sort of ego or else you

55:55

wouldn't go like, oh, I'm important

55:57

enough that they should point the camera at me, or I'm important

55:59

enough that I should have the microphone and stand on the stage

56:01

of people should listen to what I have to say.

56:04

So you need that ego in order to do it.

56:06

But then Hollywood, coming

56:09

up through Hollywood is like just a fucking

56:11

bully that is that beats you down to a point

56:13

that you have to you get some sort

56:15

of uh you realize that you

56:18

know, you need to beat your ego back a little bit. Yeah, you kind

56:20

of get grounded a little bit. And then you

56:22

know, these people that have the keys to the

56:24

YouTube and keys to the millions of viewers

56:26

and whatnot, they don't have that check

56:29

and balance at all. They're just like, I'm

56:31

the most popular person in my town

56:34

wherever, and nobody can really

56:36

speak to me because I got millions of views.

56:38

And here's the other thing, I know, I'm just I'm

56:40

just like saying I sounded like an old man, for sure,

56:43

but

56:43

uh that

56:46

but the amount I follow, Like I'm a huge

56:48

basketball fan. I follow like all these like

56:50

rookies and like second year NBA players

56:53

that are all like twenty one years old.

56:56

The amount of grown men that are

56:58

dancing and filming the themselves

57:00

doing dances, wearing their fashionable

57:02

clothes where they're like nice

57:04

outfits, but then like doing like little

57:07

dances by themselves. Are we talking

57:09

TikTok? Yes, it's

57:11

that they're not all TikTok. I mean, they're just they're

57:13

dancing everywhere. They're not all TikTok dances, but

57:16

yes, essentially, and they're

57:18

might of like I understand, like being

57:21

a fourteen year old kid and like, hey,

57:23

girls like that and they're into that, so I'm going

57:25

to be into that. But then growing

57:27

up and that that's just the societal

57:30

shift that like now adult men are like

57:32

yeah, which I guess more power to them. I'm just saying

57:34

that would have never a flown. Think about

57:36

this though. Think about what you're talking about Hollywood

57:38

and like how you get beat down or whatever. That's

57:41

because those were like the gatekeepers,

57:43

right, those are like the taste makers. But these

57:45

people are saying like yeah,

57:49

there's I'm gonna let society be the taste maker.

57:51

They can make, they can choose what the taste is, and

57:53

maybe the taste is sorry to us. But

57:56

like the gate keepers of Hollywood

57:58

before also might have not been the

58:00

the right people for that job. Now, I

58:03

I follow anything Herbie Weinstein does.

58:07

He's my gate keeper. And you're constantly saying

58:09

that, and that's cool, and I won't shut up

58:11

about I see that. I totally get that. It

58:13

is cool in a way that like it's like

58:15

media is becoming more like

58:18

just for and by the people. Like

58:20

that is awesome, it is, But a

58:22

lot of people uh fucking

58:24

sucked it. Well, they're not going the channels

58:27

to become That's why

58:29

I'm like, they're missing out on this craft. There's

58:31

been shitty movies though back in the day too,

58:34

and like those were movies.

58:36

This is at least people being shitty on the internet

58:38

on their own time. True, true,

58:41

very true. It's like, what's what's the

58:43

harm in it? Absolutely? What's

58:45

the harm? It's it's rotting our children's

58:47

minds. Well, that's where it becomes

58:50

a question of parenting and how much unchecked

58:52

YouTube time do you let you can't have? I

58:55

mean, I've been watching a lot of MTV

58:58

Classic recently, and like the throw back

59:00

videos from and I was like eight or nine, and

59:02

I cannot believe the ship I was watching. Oh

59:04

man, really it's crazy, like made

59:07

you really horny, like rump Shaker. Yeah,

59:09

I was watching rump Shaker very young.

59:11

Well, I mean, but rump Shaker is

59:14

fucking tame compared

59:16

to Whap Wet ass Pussy

59:19

totally is there a video for I

59:21

thought it couldn't get more vulgar like music

59:23

after like my neck, my

59:26

back, lick, my pussy and my

59:28

crack. But then wap is just what about

59:30

last year they got so's

59:32

you fucking ho? I love it?

59:35

Like that's pretty not

59:37

really, I've got a wet ass pussy

59:40

that's more gnarly and vulgar than You're

59:42

such a fucking ho. I love it. It's just what happens

59:44

to the human body. Yeah, that's true.

59:47

It's a reaction. Yeah,

59:49

I guess that was medical. One of them is actually

59:51

worse. If dudes have been rapping for however

59:53

long about how their stroke is and filing

59:57

like like go ahead and wrap

59:59

about it like it doesn't I don't care

1:00:02

if girls want to rap about how good they fucked.

1:00:05

Yeah, I'm down with that, sure, but

1:00:07

it is uh making me hornyh

1:00:13

Yeah, sure, but I don't want

1:00:16

to walk around with a boat or in my

1:00:18

regular everyday life. Yeah, when I'm

1:00:20

jogging around the lake, I'm not trying to get a

1:00:22

fucking hard on. But that's

1:00:24

like back in the day, my mom would not let

1:00:26

me listen to MTV or watch MTV

1:00:29

because of that content. So then I

1:00:31

had a battle with fucking censorship my entire

1:00:33

life and was like, you know what

1:00:36

I mean, so what do you do? What

1:00:38

do you I don't know. I think you just let

1:00:40

him on. I mean my parents didn't

1:00:42

really ship. Uh

1:00:46

No, I could watch anything. I could

1:00:48

watch any R rated movie and listen to

1:00:50

anything. The only real thing

1:00:53

that they would stop me was like

1:00:56

porno. Like I couldn't like if there was like

1:00:58

nudity, hey got to stop. They

1:01:00

are very we're putting out the roadblock

1:01:03

here on a hardcore porn adam turning

1:01:05

off. No, But

1:01:07

like I like, if we're watching a movie and

1:01:09

there's like a sex scene and there's nudity, they'd

1:01:12

be like cover your eyes. When I was a kid,

1:01:15

But then meanwhile, in RoboCop, you

1:01:17

know they could just blast people's heads off and

1:01:20

it could be the most violent thing of all time. And my

1:01:22

parents are like, my dad's like cool, right,

1:01:24

pretty awesome, shot a dick

1:01:26

off. See that's where the argument for wet

1:01:28

ass pussy comes in, because it's like we

1:01:30

should be having a conversation about how

1:01:33

pussies get wet, and that's what goes

1:01:35

down. We should not be saying, like, isn't

1:01:37

it cool that you can blow people away? So

1:01:40

wait, you'd rather I mean, sure, I

1:01:42

guess, but you'd rather have a conversation with

1:01:44

your parents about

1:01:47

how pussies get wet,

1:01:49

wet ass pussies, then

1:01:52

then watching Terminator

1:01:55

with your father. I'm just saying the cultural

1:01:57

shift, That's what I mean. If

1:01:59

you approach it the right way, that conversation

1:02:02

isn't a hard one to have. But

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wet ass pussies, Yes, Yeah, isn't

1:02:10

that crazy that It's like that's how like

1:02:12

caught up a puritanical we are about like we

1:02:15

can't just be like talking about it, but as

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far as like someone getting their head blown off

1:02:19

and murdered, we're like that ship's

1:02:21

tight exactly. That's what I'm saying. I

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know, like it's wet because it's cleaning itself.

1:02:26

Right, if

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you're joining us, If you're joining us now, this

1:02:33

is important. I didn't realize this is a

1:02:36

medical podcast. Exact you would know the

1:02:38

answer to that if you had this conversation, if

1:02:40

you were growing up right now with your forward thinking

1:02:42

parents. I just assume it's about the vagina's

1:02:45

self clean, cleansing, flushing,

1:02:48

it's flush

1:02:52

itself. Oh

1:02:54

boy, I guess

1:02:56

you're right. I'd rather just talk about er.

1:03:00

See, you'd rather just watch a head getting

1:03:02

exploded. Daddy, why did he kill that

1:03:04

man?

1:03:07

Thought? That

1:03:10

is fruit for thought? What a fruit

1:03:12

for thought?

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Th h O c am? I right,

1:03:16

Blake. I would like to uh extend

1:03:18

an apology and actually a TakeBack

1:03:21

for kind of shifting on your grateful dead hat

1:03:23

a little earlier. I didn't realize

1:03:26

you're such a deadhead now. I

1:03:28

didn't know you're walking that path. I thought you were

1:03:30

just sporting the hat as a fashion

1:03:32

choice instead of a musical journey

1:03:34

that you're going on. And I would like to apologize, and

1:03:37

I do appreciate that. I accept it. You know, I

1:03:39

have been walking down the path. It's been my

1:03:41

Corona deep dive. I've been been a

1:03:43

deadhead lately. So thank you, You're welcome.

1:03:45

Thank you for acknowledging that any other

1:03:48

take backs, complimentary apologies. Um,

1:03:51

I think we kind of got on your head for saying

1:03:53

commercial at one point. And you

1:03:55

know, we were really on Adam today

1:03:57

about some of his vocal slip ups.

1:04:00

And it happens. You

1:04:02

know, it happens, it happens. Maybe

1:04:04

that should be the podcast name it happens.

1:04:07

You know. I'll pile right on that and say, um,

1:04:09

Adam, I'd like to actually compliment you for

1:04:11

something that you did ten years ago, and that was

1:04:14

that story that you said but you you

1:04:16

called out in front of a room of people that

1:04:18

you had pooped in the plant. Yeah, and

1:04:20

I don't know another person that would

1:04:22

have done that, and I think that that's what

1:04:25

makes you special. And I'm proud to be your boy.

1:04:27

Thank you, Guyle. Wow,

1:04:29

Okay, that one was that one was

1:04:31

real. I like that one. Adam starting

1:04:33

that movement of hashtag get ahead of

1:04:35

it, call it out. That's what I'm saying. Hey,

1:04:38

I'm leaving by that. You gotta get ahead

1:04:40

of it. Someone was going to find that poop.

1:04:42

I was standing right by that pot of plant. They could have brought

1:04:44

that on me. I got ahead of it. I'd like to

1:04:46

get ahead of something here and apologize to

1:04:49

the listeners at home, in your cars, wherever

1:04:51

you might be, for referencing the Bulworth

1:04:53

soundtrack. Uh,

1:04:56

it was just it was a big deal when

1:04:59

I was in high school, had a superstar. That

1:05:01

is what you are with, Maya. I

1:05:03

don't think I've ever seen the movie, um,

1:05:06

and I just want to get ahead of anybody who says the

1:05:09

movie's soundtrack. I barely

1:05:11

listened to either, and I've never seen the movie. Yeah,

1:05:14

that's good on you, dude. Yeah, I was going to say something

1:05:16

that was smart, very smart. Big of

1:05:18

you for admitting that you never have seen that movie

1:05:20

after you dissed it. Very big. And uh,

1:05:23

I just want to thank all the listeners for

1:05:25

for tuning in to this

1:05:29

important important

1:05:33

I thought we were all doing that at the same time. All

1:05:35

right, there we go, goodbye, to see you next week.