Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy

Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

1 Nov 26th, 2015 1h 27m

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will c

Bonus Episode: Origins

1 Apr 28th, 2020 1h 2m

When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.

Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

1 Nov 23rd, 2017 1h 14m

American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for o

Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

Nov 26th, 2020 1h 37m

Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watc

Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

Nov 24th, 2022 1h 11m

Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole.

Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

1 Nov 25th, 2021 1h 10m

Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy st

Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

1 Nov 28th, 2019 1h 19m

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… En

Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

Nov 22nd, 2018 1h 36m

American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy! Current hos

Til Death Do Us Blart: Trailer

Nov 13th, 2015 1m 31s

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.

Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

Nov 23rd, 2023 1h 39m

Can’t stop, won’t stop, #Deathblart The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly strai