We now have to accept the insane and amazing reality that there are now more Star Wars films than there are planets in the solar system. But regardless of whether you hate sand, find your lack of faith disturbing, or you love democracy, chances are you’ve already dreamt up your perfect Star Wars film, scene, or characters.

Recorded in Dex’s Diner (so excuse the background noise), before The Rise of Skywalker hit our screens, here’s how Alex, Jack, and a bunch of special guests would make their perfect Star Wars film. And unlike literally everyone in the franchise, you shouldn’t have a bad feeling about this.