On today's DELICIOUS SPAM, Tom reads what starts out as a fairly innocuous email about nutrition, but it ends horribly for at least three friends in the jungles of India. Also, don't eat tomatoes.
Today's SPAM is a delightful word salad, under the hopeful subject line "Nothing can seduce women faster than a big night. Trump medications from Canada."
Here is a truly terrifying SPAM received by my friend Josh Bernoff, who wrote a very funny article about it on his excellent site, Without Bullshit. This is a fantastic piece of blackmail. Enjoy.