Chip and the Forever Mighty boys (Eddy, Jason, and Pat) have embraced the Ducks losing streak, well, Chip more than anybody else. They discuss how fans can cope with a team that's in obvious disarray, but are unwilling/ unable to make a change. Chip founds the "Season Ticket Holder Helpline" to allow STH's to vent, and takes Monika as the first to voice her concerns.  The group then sheds light on the REAL problem affecting players: Hockey Butt. And finally, with the AnKneeversary having just passed, Chip tells the story about why she hates zorbs.