Hello to our devoted fans! You may be wondering why we haven't posted a new episode over the past few months. Were the trashy movies too much for us to handle? Has the mob finally found us? Did Wright ever figure out who the hell Phyllis Diller

Robowoman

Oct 31st, 2021 1h 33m

Join the boys and guest Rhett O'Hara for facelifts galore, Party City wigs, and a bionic woman played by the corpse of Dolly Parton. They watched 2019's Robowoman and it's honestly the scariest thing they've seen this Halloween.

Mausoleum

Oct 6th, 2021 1h 6m

We kick off spooky season on Trash in the Can with a boob-heavy demonic possession movie financed by the Columbo crime family! Join Caroline Sulek and the boys for barking breasts, Italian belly buttons, and the sloppiest kisses this side of a

The Pretender

Sep 22nd, 2021 1h 36m

This week, it's an evangelical 'She's All That' with a cast of 40 year olds! Join guest Travis Patten and the boys as they explore the pastel filled, Pizza Inn sponsored, and surprisingly horny world of 1987's Christian propaganda classic, The

Evilspeak

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 33m

This week, Bull from Night Court possesses a computer so the ugliest member of the Howard family can take revenge on the neighbor from 'That 70s Show'. Join Casey Barnett and the boys to discuss a janitor's magic trick worthy of Jeffrey Epstein

Loqueesha

Aug 11th, 2021 1h 30m

Imagine Mrs. Doubtfire crossed with Amos and Andy. Upset? You should be! On a "very special episode" of Trash in the Can, guest Samia Abu-Shawish and the boys navigate a world where people listen to the radio, where jokes don't to be funny, and

Radical Jack

Jul 14th, 2021 1h 37m

This week, Miley Cyrus's dad and Michelle Pfeiffer's sister deliver gratuitous mullets, 15MPH car chases, and the world's deadliest Halloween party. Travis Patten joins the boys for their most achey breaky episode yet. Join them for the redneck

The Amusement Park

Jun 30th, 2021 1h 9m

The father of the modern zombie movie once collaborated with The Lutheran Society on a story that examines the systematic disenfranchisement of the elderly in America. Does that sound interesting? Well, it's not! The boys fly solo this week and

Spookies

Jun 9th, 2021 1h 48m

Special Hungover Edition! Guest Matt Ryan joins the boys for a movie so baffling the episode turns into a 'Mad About You' and 'Roseanne' recap podcast! Middle-aged teens, monsters that fart, and more in 1986's Spookies.

Me You Madness

May 28th, 2021 1h 29m

Imagine American Psycho without the social commentary but 100% more dance fighting. Join the boys and guest Baylor Johnson for a Trump adjacent vanity project featuring spider eating, the world's most boring three-way, and a very unstable Briti

The Manitou

Apr 28th, 2021 1h 23m

Do you like bad Tony Curtis impersonations, Native American possessed goiters, and bombastic laser lightshows? Well you're in luck! This week, the boys are joined by Travis Patten to discuss 1978's The Manitou starring Tony Curtis, Michael Ansa

Walking the Halls

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 55m

This week we return to the well of Lifetime movies for another helping of teenage sex workers, crumbling marriages, and overly complicated murders. Join guest Amanda Schiff and the boys for 2012's Walking the Halls.

Night of the Demon

Mar 31st, 2021 1h 22m

It's Harry and the Hendersons meets Deliverance. And yes, that means what you think it does. Join guest, Jeremiah Lerma, and the boys for sleeping bag shot put, knocking when the van is rocking, and a very firm Sasquatch handjob in 1983's Night

Sleepwalking in Suburbia

Feb 10th, 2021 1h 34m

One word: Sexsomnia. This week, Lifetime lays on the melodrama with a "came with the frame" cast of generic white people caught up in betrayal, murder, open concept offices, and robotic sleep intercourse. Guest Rhett O'Hara returns for the "ero

Sugar Daddies

Feb 3rd, 2021 1h 13m

Scathing condemnation of the education industrial complex or horny Lifetime movie where a rich old guy likes to get choked by college girls? Join the boys and guest, Samia Abu-Shawish, as they explore the world of crippling student load debt, g

Humongous

Jan 20th, 2021 1h 27m

Did we find a monster movie whose most upsetting scene has nothing to do with the monster and everything to do with Bill Cosby? You bet we did! We're joined by guest, Jarred Schiff, for a movie offensive to women, the disabled, dog owners, and

Santa with Muscles

Dec 23rd, 2020 1h 11m

Nothing says Christmas quite like amnesiac millionaire bodybuilders, farting henchmen, and sex tape sushi. Join the boys and guest, Tessa Morrison, for a debate on whether or not Hulk Hogan is handsome in 1996's Santa with Muscles. Merry Happy,

The Willies

Dec 10th, 2020 1h 52m

Come for the toilet monsters, dead fly dioramas, boob swamps, adult-child Sean Astins, and stay for the director that shares something with Woody Allen. Here's a hint - it isn't his filmmaking talent. Returning guest Brendan K. O'Grady joins us

Double Daddy

Nov 18th, 2020 1h 31m

This week, the problems of rich, white people are finally highlighted. Special guest, Samia Abu-Shawish, joins us for a Lifetime original movie featuring actors that can't cry, pregnant knife fights, and a guy with the world's worst pull-out ga

Verotika

Oct 28th, 2020 1h 25m

Does Limp Bizkit contain a better movie director than The Misfits? Heavy metal icon and totally inept filmmaker, Glenn Danzig, writes, directs, and bungles a movie so shoddily made he manages to make gratuitous nudity boring. Join guest, Rhett

Xtro

Oct 14th, 2020 1h 6m

Deadbeat dads, raw egg eating, a fully grown man crawling out of a woman, and the ugliest cast this side of a John Waters film all add up to create a movie that can be described as "gross" and "fine, I guess." Join returning guest, Liz Rische,

Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 29m

An ancient Egyptian conference room, Party City wigs, someone named Egg Salad, and Jackée the Pirate come together in a marriage of ego and incompetence so insane it's only eclipsed by the reality we're all stuck living in. Filmmaker Travis Pat

Riding the Bus with My Sister

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 21m

On a very special episode of Trash in the Can, we explore sisterhood, representation of the disabled in media, and whether this movie really happened or if it's just a problematic fever dream. Rosie O'Donnell stars as a developmentally disabled

A Gnome Named Gnorm

Aug 19th, 2020 1h 16m

This week, guest Rhett O'Hara joins the boys for a raunchy, gooch-stabbing family adventure with a screaming Anthony Michael Hall, a horny ass-eating gnome, and Jerry Orbach wearing the hell out of a trench coat. Watch 1990's A Gnome Named Gnor

Demonwarp

Aug 5th, 2020 1h 8m

Join the boys with guest Elisa Leichty for Bigfoot werewolves, a non-union zombie workforce, alien crabs, and the most evil thing of all, a priest. No, it's not the latest season of American Horror Story, it's 1988's kitchen sink horror Demonwa