The boys are back and Draculas are coming with them. Mike gets assimilated, Michael rides a pony, and we all go back to DaVinci times. It's our best yet.

Pretty Podcast People

Aug 11th, 2023 1h 22m

The boys are back with an episode from the distant past! Mike blasts out of the Hulk, Michael karate chops a cobra, and we all fight every animal in the jungle. It's our best yet.

The Worms Come Out To Play

Aug 2nd, 2023 1h 30m

The boys are back after not missing a SINGLE week, and bad news - we're AI now. Mike becomes the Last Trendbender, Michael tells us how to spot a serial killer, and we all cross the Florida border for a treat. It's our best yet.

The Profundity of Boners

Aug 27th, 2021 1h 14m

The boys are finally back to immediate wonder if CatDog is pooping into its own mouth. Mike explains why an AI will never predict his boners, Michael finally meets a frog too gross even for him, and we all bow down to our parkour robot overlord

Brendan Fraser Knows What You Did Last Summer

May 7th, 2021 1h 17m

This week, the boys celebrate the new king of cinema - Paddington Bear. Michael joins a boy band, Mike reveals a bold new vision for the Brendan Fraser cinematic universe, and we all bring our best side dishes for a rowdy Apology Dinner. It's o

One Rule to Rule Them Holes

Apr 27th, 2021 1h 19m

This week, the boys made a horny one. Mike makes a plan to live rent-free in Jesus' head, Michael pulls a Jaleel White noodledoink, and we all spend too much time talking about the one rule for putting your own dick in your own butt. #dickbutt

The Last Temptation of Kirby

Feb 17th, 2021 1h 13m

This week, the boys are back to get playfully sacrilegious. Mike feeds Kirby the Eucharist, Michael turns his bones into music and we all stay very polite to Siri. It's our best yet.

$TILP Stonk Go Up

Feb 2nd, 2021 1h 1m

This week, the boys talk about the only thing on the Internet – DIAMOND HANDS and riding $GME to the moon. Mike impeaches a dog, Michael gets haunted by money ghosts, and we all knit some yarn boy suits. It's our best yet.

McRibbed for Your Pleasure

Jan 22nd, 2021 1h 11m

This week, the boys are back to play all the hits: dicks, balls, and Spam. Mike eats a delicious sin, Michael poses an unsolvable riddle, and we all put Ben Affleck in a trashcan. It's our best yet.

50 Shades of Gravy

Dec 25th, 2020 1h 25m

The boys are back, and this one is pure Christmas baby. Mike starts a Colonel Sanders OnlyFans account, Michael gets very into Paddington, and we all do flawless Jimmy Stewart impressions.

Pope Creep

Dec 15th, 2020 1h 5m

This week (well, from last month), the boys cancel Baby Yoda once and for all. Mike explores the Pope's long history of standing in the way of technology, Michael starts a fight club, and we all get very horny on main. It's our best yet.

The Pop Tab Sex Economy

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 8m

We're gonna be honest – Mike was drunk for this one, and it shows. Mike pops and won't stop, Michael loses a bet, and we all make a statue of our favorite dogs.

The Porny Express

Oct 30th, 2020 1h 11m

The boys are back, and true to form they basically just talk about dicks the whole time. Mike remembers critical information about penis bones, Michael opens a secret box, and we all ponder Sam Neill's obsession with solitaire. It's our best ye

A Million Little Kermits

Sep 5th, 2020 1h 4m

This week the boys discover a prize sheep with a last-place hog. Mike goes nuts for a bad heist, Michael accidentally creates the Cars Extended Universe, and we all deliver flawless Kermit the Frog impressions. It's our best yet.

The Cows Have Eyes

Aug 28th, 2020 1h 17m

This week, the boys say it's finally time to bring Major Tom home from space. Mike writes the hot new song of the summer (a sequel to last year's song of the summer), Michael taunts the tigers of Africa by drawing eyes on his butt, and we all p

Real Doll-phins

Aug 7th, 2020 1h 19m

This week, the boys are finally back to boot-scootin'. Michael turns his back on Man's Best Friend, Mike wanders off the grid, and poems? We catch 'em all. It's our best yet.

BYOButtplug

Jul 10th, 2020 1h 9m

This week, the boys are here to pitch you on a piping hot new business venture: the Soup Tube. Mike revisits the most important car anti-theft device of the 90s, Michael plugs into Animal Crossing Tinder dates, and we all celebrate Scrabble ban

Protect Your Peeholes

Jul 3rd, 2020 1h 20m

This week the boys rub themselves raw untangling a frivolous lawsuit. Michael is once again fending off bloodsucking monsters from his peehole, Mike gratefully accepts Gen Z's hatred of Millennials, and good buddy Curtis swings by to open a can

Kyrie Irving IS The Good Doctor

Jun 23rd, 2020 1h 16m

This week, the boys are back and where the hell are our McMuffins, Stacey? Michael takes and breaks a vow of silence, Mike shares his most powerful brother move, and we all pitch a bold new vision for the NBA and ABC's fall television lineup. I

Spider-Man's Infinite Dick Rips

May 29th, 2020 1h 5m

This week, the boys tackle the question on everyone's mind - yo, what the hell is up with pelicans? Michael gets handsy with Spider-Man, Mike invites PETA to his Animal Crossing island, and we all ride the slowest roller coaster on earth. It's

A Spider for Every Hole

May 22nd, 2020 1h 16m

After 17 long years, the boys are back! And honestly, this one's just for us. Michael reveals a list of his greatest fears, Mike explores the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting, and we all call for a reckoning against the sins of the Mackinac Is

CATS: The Whathole Cut

Mar 20th, 2020 1h 11m

This week, the boys decide to make Quarantine Art. It goes poorly. Michael demands the Butthole Cut of CATS, Mike meets a really stupid robot. We all waste a lot of time. It's our best yet.

Smooch the Pope

Mar 13th, 2020 1h 4m

This week the boys flirt dangerously close to being funny. Mike decides it's finally time to make use of his balls, Michael sets the Monstars lineup for Space Jam 2, and we all get ready to kiss that dang Pope. It's our best yet.

Hive Crimes and Misdemeanors

Mar 6th, 2020 1h 15m

This week, it's time for some dang BEE CRIMES. Michael gets all gabagool on some bees. Mike explores the dental fixation of the Furby race and really lays into Ralph Waldo Emerson's lazy ass. We all get mad hype about Love Is Blind. It's our be

Lunesta Sky Marshal

Feb 22nd, 2020 1h 5m

This week, the boys pretty much just share travel horror stories. Michael gets ready to ball out of control on a coronavirus cruise, Mike reveals why he doesn't drink on airplanes, and we weigh the many crimes of Honey I Shrunk The Kids 2. It's