This week we review the series finale episode 710 of HBO’s True Blood entitled, “Thank You”. It was perhaps the worst finale of television I have ever seen. If you care to listen to 50+ minutes of several True Blood fans venting their spleens

709 – “Love Is to Die”

Aug 19th, 2014 1h 4m

This week A.Ron and Cecily break down the mostly terrible but oddly endearing and rewarding episode of HBO’s True Blood, episode 709, “Love Is to Die”. Topics discussed include Pam’s love of being silvered, Ginger’s wish fulfillment, the pulpin

708 – “Almost Home”

Aug 13th, 2014 57m 38s

Cecily and A.Ron are really bummed out about how they’re choosing to close an otherwise promising True Blood season. Tara dies to make way for a Lettie Mae redemption arc? Jessica hitches her wagon to the big dumb Hoyt horse, or maybe she does

707 – “May Be The Last Time”

Aug 5th, 2014 1h 3m

Cecily and A.Ron once again discuss HBO’s True Blood, this time for episode 707, “May Be the Last Time”, which is unfortunately kind of forgettable. Andy cries, Violet shows off her antique sex toy collection, a vampire gets staked, and Bill a

706 – “Karma”

Jul 29th, 2014 1h 12m

Cecily and A.Ron break down another episode of HBO’s True Blood, “Karma”. We talk about Hep-V awareness, vampire probate law, messy breakups, what to do about Adilyn and Wade, some feedback from you fine folks, and a spoiler section courtesy so

705 – “Lost Cause”

Jul 22nd, 2014 1h 15m

This week A.Ron and Cecily discuss HBO’s True Blood episode 705, “Lost Cause”. We discuss Evil Bill’s party ettiquette, Lettie Mae acting the damn fool, the blinding righteousness of Lafayette putting Red Bone in her place, and Arlene protectin

704 – “Death Is Not the End”

Jul 15th, 2014 1h 5m

Hey everybody! Cecily and A.Ron love the latest episode of HBO’s True Blood, “Death Is Not the End”. What’s not to like? 80’s Pam and Eric? 90’s Pam and Eric? The secret twu origins of Fangtasia? Twilight-style final vampire battles? Yes,

703 – “Fire in the Hole”

Jul 9th, 2014 1h 15m

Aron and Cecily talk about True Blood episode 703, “Fire in the Hole”. We talk about romantic shame kinks, Jason and Violet’s psychosexual relationship, hitting the Bill Reset button, and all kinds of character deaths. Just so many deaths ya’

702 – “I Found You”

Jul 2nd, 2014 1h 24m

In this episode of the True Blood Authority, we discuss episode 702, “I Found You”. Cecily and A.Ron talk about Jaric’s “hot” open, trifling beyotches, the latest emotional crucible Sookie puts Alcide in, Arlene’s epic pep talk, and WTF they a

701 – “Jesus Gonna Be Here”

Jun 24th, 2014 1h 4m

A.Ron and new co-host Cecily kick off the season premier of HBO’s True Blood with episode 701, “Jesus Gonna Be Here”. We discuss our True Blood bonafides, A.Ron’s traumatic experience with half-books, Jason’s blue balls, Sam’s terrible shape s

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