“I’m tired of consulting on films, I hunger for god-humiliation!

Dal’s moon landing suffers delays. Ishmael finds the perfect double. Jackie becomes an artist. Beck acquires nuclear weapons. Von Braun vows to spit in the face of god. CW: deadly workplace situations, really oblique allusions to MKULTRA

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CASTSalvatore Fabbiano was TwobrickDennis Bruno was Neil ArmstrongAnd Mike Giordano was Michael CollinsChloe Zwaicher was BeckJulie Snyder was JackieNoel Naczi was IshmaelMeredith Gulley was DalJohn Serpico was the ChiefDennis Bruno was the MemoMarc Campasano was Werner Von BraunRamy Abdelgani was Kubrick

CREWWritten by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric TrageserSound design by Hedley Knights and Beth CraneDirected and Produced by Max KreiskyLogo Design by Tom CrowleyTheme by Arnie ParrotRecorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts

Special thanks to Illuminati nuke suppliers Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky

Phony Executive ProducersNick KrasneyDenise GrenierAlex HensleyLaura IshamMariclair BennetSteven RutkowsiAnd Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this their names shall be enshrined for a thousand years. After that, there is a maintenance fee.