“You’re making me hate the moon!”

Jackie searches for the perfect rock. Astronauts tussle. Dal learns how a radio works. Ishmael eats a sandwich.

CW: deadly workplace situations, things from scriptureSpecial thanks to Beth Crane!

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Promo this episode was for Crowley Time, a sketch comedy podcast, featuring characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores, written and performed by Tom Crowley. You can find out more here

CASTChloe Zwaicher was BeckJulie Snyder was JackieNoel Naczi was IshmaelMeredith Gulley was DalJohn Serpico was the ChiefDennis Bruno was the MemoMarc Campasano was Werner Von BraunSalvatore Fabbiano was TwobrickDennis Bruno was Neil ArmstrongAlex Roy was Buzz AldrinAnd Mike Giordano was Michael Collins

CREWWritten by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth CraneDirected and Produced by Max KreiskyLogo Design by Tom CrowleyTheme by Arnie ParrotRecorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts

Special thanks to Managers of Stretch’s Billiards Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky

Phony Executive Producers Nick Krasney Denise Grenier Alex Hensley Laura Isham Mariclair Bennet Steven Rutkowsi And Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this their likenesses will be carved into the face of the moon itself. Real small. But they’re up there!