Welcome to our final, celebratory minisode! We made it! Season 3 is happening! Let's celebrate with this episode, wherin the gang must race against time before a brilliant scientific mind unravels the secrets of the Illuminati! This episode w

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Basket Case

1 month ago 15m 59s

The gang deals with a lot of petty wickering. Er, bickering. No, we wait, we were right the first time, it's a wickering. Featuring Taqi Nazeer of The Kingmaker Histories as High Druid Corbin!Welcome to the third of four mini-episodes that we’

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Bounce Back

1 Mar 5th, 2024 17m 36s

The gang uncovers a terrifying artifact in Nixon's secret archives.Welcome to the second of four mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to make season 3! Click here to find out more or go to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund,

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Horsin' Around

1 Mar 1st, 2024 18m 21s

The gang works to wrap up the Trojan war and bring the boys back home. In their big, wooden horse. Welcome to the first of four mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to make season 3! Click here to find out more or go t

COLD READ

1 May 18th, 2022 55m 35s

“How was this guy not already in the illuminati?”Jay Gatsby takes it on the arches. Beck prevents a catastrophic leak. Dal fights mirrors. The Pen decides what’s marketable. The Chief reads Dune. Cw: deadly workplace situations, heavy referen

NUCLEAR OPTION

May 4th, 2022 42m 44s

“You’re making me hate the moon!”Jackie searches for the perfect rock. Astronauts tussle. Dal learns how a radio works. Ishmael eats a sandwich.CW: deadly workplace situations, things from scriptureSpecial thanks to Beth Crane!Transcripts h

MOON SHOT

1 Apr 20th, 2022

“I’m tired of consulting on films, I hunger for god-humiliation!Dal’s moon landing suffers delays. Ishmael finds the perfect double. Jackie becomes an artist. Beck acquires nuclear weapons. Von Braun vows to spit in the face of god. CW: deadly

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Kakos Industries Crossover

1 Mar 9th, 2022 18m 5s

Episode NotesWelcome to our Kakos Industries/True Tales of the Illuminati crossover episode! We are almost done with season 2 and it is coming to your feed very soon, but in the meantime, we wanted to do a collaboration with Kakos Industries

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Kakos Industries Trailer

Mar 9th, 2022 3m 5s

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For the Chop

1 Oct 8th, 2021 31m 37s

We did it!We've hit our fundraising goal and that means that we get to share our final - and best- minisode with you! Please enjoy Beth Crane's For the Chop-------------------------------------------------------------------Beck and co find t

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Our Final Appeal

Oct 1st, 2021 1m 40s

Last 7 Days of our CrowdfundHello, This is true tales of the illuminati, and this is our final appeal in support of our Indiegogo campaign for True Tales of the Illuminati season 2. It will be over in 200 words. If everyone listening to the

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Ready or Knot

1 Sep 6th, 2021 19m 16s

Help Us Make Season 2!Beck, Jackie, Ishmael and Dal are on the job to install a puppet ruler in ancient Gordia. Will they untangle the ancient knot? Or perhaps... themselves?Welcome to the second of three mini-episodes that we’re releasing to

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True Tales Trailer

Aug 27th, 2021 2m 18s

TrailerYour long wait is over! 2 years after our premiere, we finally have a trailer! Try out a taste of the True Tales experience without committing yourself to a half-hour or longer episode! Impress your friends! Frighten your enemies! Mysti

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A Day at the Library

1 Aug 8th, 2021 23m 58s

Help us make Season 2!Beck, Jackie and Ishmael must track down a vital piece of Illuminati knowledge at the Library of Constantinople.We’re back! Welcome to the first of three mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to mak

Grave Consequences

Mar 6th, 2020 51m 21s

Imhotep and Ishmael make the safest gamble. Beck and co steal from a hole in the ground. Jackie crafts the ultimate fantasy adventure experience. A camel finds his family.CW: deadly workplace situations, snakes and snake-adjacent violence, end

Royal Pains

1 Feb 14th, 2020 41m 3s

Beck and Ishmael plumb the depths of aristocratic depravity. Jackie and Dal bond over their hobbies. A swan is complicit in a murder. The crew fails to sneak into a fort under cover of horses.CW: deadly workplace situations, gross kissing[Tra

Pyramid Scheme

1 Jan 29th, 2020 34m 8s

Beck is asked to build a library for the Secret Occult Knowledge. Imhotep is bribed into constructing a tall pointy thing with the promise of birds. Jackie and Ishmael see the inside of a head.CW: deadly workplace situationsTranscript HereFi