We know... We know... We know! It's been far too long. But don't worry... This is the end! For now... Introducing the Season 2 Finale of Two & A Half Pastors!We will see you all this Fall!!!

2:11 - Chaotic Chaos

May 13th, 2021 1h 5m

Uh.... yeah, so there's an episode this week. Is it good? No comment. Is it bad? No comment? Is it off the wall? I think you know what I'm going to say.Tom takes us on a journey rating the upcoming movies coming out in Phase 4 of the Marvel Ci

2:10 - Thom's Happy Cabbage Patch

Apr 30th, 2021 1h 13m

For the first time in the long history of this podcast, we have BREAKING NEWS! Listen for yourself to be brought on this absolute bonkers journey of movie reviews and critics alike. Tom does what Tom does best: berate the Paul brothers AGAIN!

2:09 - Zuckerberg Gets A Cookie

Apr 16th, 2021 1h 11m

To quote Tom, "This is our most spiritual episode yet!"Spoiler Alert: It's not spiritual.Andrew's turn to start things this week and what better way than to talk about all the businesses that had to file bankruptcy during the pandemic. Tom an

2:08 - Something Something Christian

Apr 11th, 2021 57m 37s

Yeah, we know... A little late on this one. Blame Gary. This episode could very well be our last... we will see... Tom starts things off in a fiery rant about the Stokes Twins. Who are they? Yeah, we don't know either. But, *spoiler alert*, T

2:07 - Slice Of This Sauce

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 4m

We don't have an easy job, we hope you Connies know that! In this episode we are tasked with quite the difficult task. We start by explaining the new wave of art known as NFT's. But we are just warning you, by the end you will be even more un

2:06 - The Haunting of Dave Bautista

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 7m

Beware ye all who listen beyond.... This episode is not for the faint of heart.It started simple enough with a fairly lengthy overview of a couple of the new streaming services available: Peacock TV and Discovery+, but things take a turn for t

2:05 - Flesh Covered Mouse

Mar 11th, 2021 1h 8m

Time for another episode Connies!I don't think any of you wanted this, but you're going to get it: A full breakdown of Tom's recent bout of appendicitis. If you missed the photo, it's still up on our Instagram. We are still surprised it hasn't

2:04 - Eminem's MLM

Mar 5th, 2021 1h 6m

Better late than never, right? We break down exactly what happen during the Super Bowl's halftime show. Yeah, we know, that was literally a month ago. Relax. We've got to get back into the swing of things. It will happen. We hope.Did you know

2:03 - Travis Quit (w/ Special Guest Dan)

Feb 19th, 2021 1h 15m

So, uh, yeah, Travis quit.But no worries, we have a backup Pastor in the wings because every Pastor wants to be a part of our hot podcast. Right? RIGHT?!Oh, no? They just feel bad for us? We'll take it!

2:02 - Jackie Chan's Atomic Breath

Jan 28th, 2021 1h 2m

We've hit an all time record of two weeks in a row! Don't get used to it!In this episode Tom trains a dragon, Travis becomes a Santa Monica fortune teller, and Andrew regresses back into a child-like state because he can't adult right. Like u

2:01 - Kentucky Fried Bugs Bunny

Jan 21st, 2021 1h 5m

We've heard your cries and we are BACK! Now, we realize that this may mean even more of you will be crying, but that's a price we are willing to pay.In this episode Travis convinces the other guys that Peacock TV is a worthy addition to their

013 - With Thom, This Was Inevitable

Sep 25th, 2019 40m 17s

We know... We know...But in this episode, we examine one of the more criticized areas of pop culture within the Christian realm - Dungeons & Dragons. We talk about why it actually isn't demon possession and how students are able to learn real

012 - 1 & 3/4 Pastors: Luke Zemianek

Aug 12th, 2019 1h 6m

We welcome our very first guest this episode - the king of slang himself, Luke Zemianek. He has a story to share for any students who are getting ready to head off to college. It's a fun one, it's a long one, and it sounds soooo good.

011 - The Episode From A Month Ago

Aug 5th, 2019 29m 58s

So, yeah, it's been a while. This episode was supposed to be the one letting you know that things were going to get busy, but then things got busy. But, WE'RE BACK! Get ready, because the things we have planned, will be absolutely yolked! (?)

010 - Jake Paul Awards

Jul 3rd, 2019 48m 21s

010 - Jake Paul Awards by 3 Grown Men

009 - Celebrity Draft 2019

Jun 26th, 2019 47m 43s

It's time for the first inaugural Celebrity Draft! In this episode, Thom, Travis and Andrew draft from a pool of random celebrities. Their goal? To create the best, most well-rounded Youth Ministry team! For comments and/or to submit your own

008 - Taylor Swift's Mullet

Jun 10th, 2019 46m 11s

Thom, Travis, and Andrew answer questions asked by teenagers and parents. Somehow, though, they talk about mullets, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, and the Apocalypse. Yeah, it's a wild one.To have your questions answered by amateurs, email two

007 - Double Oh No

Jun 5th, 2019 16m 59s

We give you a glimpse into the real lives of Thom, Travis, and Andrew in this episode and challenge you all in the process.

006 - It's All A Mess

May 27th, 2019 42m 25s

Thom, Travis, and Andrew talk about the juiciest drama going on right now, but not really. They look at the use of YouTube (or the Internet as a whole) and how it can be used to break down the authentic relationships we all strive for.

005 - How I Met Your Pastor

May 20th, 2019 39m 25s

You've been listening to us for a few episodes now. What if we told you that we've never met each other? Well, of course we have! Here's the story.

004 - I Think I'm Turning Christianese

May 14th, 2019 39m 41s

What's that? New mics? YES PLEASE! In this episode, Thom, Travis, and Andrew break down some of the most used words/sayings in the Church World. Have you ever said these? Stop. Just stop.

003 - SpiderFurtick

May 7th, 2019 40m 21s

Thom, Travis & Andrew introduce you to their #2 loves, right behind God - COMIC BOOKS! Ermmmm I mean their wives! Yes, their wives... or really just comic books (don't tell their wives). Can they tell the difference between a superhero and a me

002 - Social Anxiety & Frappucinos

Apr 29th, 2019 45m 14s

Thom, Travis, & Andrew talk about their struggles with social anxiety, some of the ways they overcome it, and then we all get to enjoy hearing about awkward times from their teenage years.