Two Years!?!?! Who'd of funk it?Grab a can of your cheapest beverage and come join Scarlett and David for a very special episode, as they celebrate two years of the Two Actors Walk Into a Bar podcast!Soundtrack performed by Rotaries. Artwork de

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Meet in the Flesh!

Aug 4th, 2022 1h 20m

To celebrate the Season 4 Finale, it's a Two Actors first! That's right, no more pixelated zoom screens or lagging Internet, this episode brings Scarlett and David face-to-face to for the first time...at least in the history of recording this p

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Don't Let Dave Win (w Abbie Atkinson)

Jul 28th, 2022 56m 28s

This week we're teaming up with special guest Abbie Atkinson to defeat Dave! No...not our one! We all have an internal voice, it’s also known as the devil on your shoulder and frankly it has nothing good to say - Abbie took the power from hers

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar And Can't Pay the Tab

Jul 21st, 2022 51m 21s

They say money makes the world go round...so in that case this is gonna be one helluva long year! This week we're tightening our purse strings, only loosening them to get the moths get some air, as we talk all things money...or lack thereof. Ho

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Talk Everything Theatre (w Rob Warren)

Jul 14th, 2022 1h 2m

From the fallout from 1 star reviews, to alcoholic bribes, and spending £400 for West End Cock, this week we're talking everything in the world of theatre, and who better to join us than Rob Warren, the Chief Dogsbody of the Everything Theatre

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Talk Tepid Takes

Jul 7th, 2022 1h 18m

In this weeks episode, Dave poses a pun and Scarlett guesses the "hot" topic he has in mind - however, in keeping with the organisation of this podcast, what were once considered hot topics are now a tad tepid... So join these two as they unpic

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Teach You Some Manners!

Jun 30th, 2022 52m

Despite people chomping at the bit to return to the theatre, it seems they've forgotten their manners and have lost all sensibilities on how to behave properly anymore. Thankfully two alcohol fuelled actors are here to set audiences straight -

Two Actors Walk Into the Queen Vic (w Charlie Brooks)

Jun 23rd, 2022 52m 29s

This week we are joined by Actor, Queen of the Jungle, and recipient of several "baddest bitch" awards: CHARLIE BROOKS!Charlie gained notoriety across the country for her iconic performance of Janine in the hit UK Soap Eastenders and she joins

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Deliver The Goods

Jun 16th, 2022 50m 47s

By popular demand, Two Actors Walk Into a Bar is BACK!The hotly anticipated 4 season of the show kicks off with our two actors back where they belong, behind the mics with drinks-a-plenty. Catch up with Scarlett and David and prepare yourselves

Two Festive Actors Walk Into a Bar and Drink to 2021

Dec 23rd, 2021 1h 20m

It's that time of year...AGAIN? Wow, time sure does fly when you're living through a pandemic!2021 was, amongst other things... a year! But what sort of year has it been? Well lucky for you, we have two experts ready to dissect this year with a

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Celebrate Their Anniversary

Nov 12th, 2021 1h 35m

Can you believe we've been doing this show for ONE WHOLE YEAR?!?!?!?Join Scarlett and David as they celebrate this insane milestone in style, with drinking games, listener questions and a somewhat questionable tally of Scarlett's filth. So grab

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Plan for the Future

Nov 4th, 2021 1h 7m

It does what it says on the tin. This week Scarlett and Dave plan for their futures but in classic Scavid style they don’t sweat the small stuff. Marriage? Kids? Boring! Drowning in a vat of chocolate, or being fired out to sea… now we’re talki

Bonus

Two Actors Dish Out Some Shout Outs

Oct 28th, 2021 9m 7s

No new episode this week, as Scarlett and David are actually working! Who'd of funk it?!But rather than leave you empty handed (or empty ear'd), we are dedicating this weeks episode to shouting out other Indie Podcasts, Shows, Youtube Channels

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Get Nostalgic

Oct 21st, 2021 49m 2s

It turns out that despite the "slight" age gap between the two, our hosts Scarlett & Dave can get nostalgic about the same things.Join them this week as they look back on the glory days of Nintendo, Plumbers vs Hedgehogs, as well as ssshing & d

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Join a Band (w Rotaries)

Oct 14th, 2021 50m 40s

On the weeks episode Scarlett and David chat to the band behind their soundtrack, Rotaries.Members of the band Liam, Jordan and Nathan spill the beans on the behind the scenes of releasing their first EP, playing some of the most notorious venu

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Give Notice

Oct 7th, 2021 55m 53s

By Jove, he's only gone and done it!In this weeks episode Scarlett and Dave discuss Dave's decision to leave his 9-5 job. It's not often you are congratulated for leaving a job but Dave is making his dream a reality and committing to becoming a

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Talk Intimacy (w Ita O'Brien)

Sep 30th, 2021 55m 53s

Ita O’Brien, pioneer of intimacy coordination in training and on set joins Scarlett and Dave at the bar this week. “What is an intimacy coordinator?” I hear you ask… well it’s time you found out! Since 2014, Ita O’Brien has been developing the

An Actor and a Writer Walk Into a Bar

Sep 23rd, 2021 42m 19s

While the rest of us were using the last 18 months as a good excuse to kick back and enjoy the sedentary nature of life, David has been beavering away writing a new play. So while he comments on the very real, very scary world we live in, throu

Two Superstitious Actors Walk Into a Bar

Sep 16th, 2021 40m 37s

The writing's on the wall this week because Scarlett & David are getting very superstitious. Together they unpick the ‘do’s’ and the ‘definitely do not’s’ of the myths and legends that supposedly plague theatres and the actors within them. Find

Two Actors Return to the Bar!

Sep 9th, 2021 44m 10s

We're back baby!After taking some time away to tread the boards, Scarlett & David make their grand return behind the mics to kick off Season 3 of Two Actors Walk Into a Bar. Will they have used their time away to reflect and turn the show into

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Take a Sabbatical

May 6th, 2021 58m 52s

Which is it then, a Series Finale or a Season Finale? Either way, we’ve reached the send off of our second series/season. We’re not crying, it’s allergies... Before taking a break to be a part of BlackBox Theatre Company’s tour of Blithe Spirit

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Prepare For The Stage

Apr 29th, 2021 41m 47s

It’s the penultimate episode of Season 2- where has the time gone? And the beer? Never fear, Tiger Gin is here. The UK is opening back up and life is starting to resemble something like normality. Summer is on its way and there is optimism in t

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Bridge the Social Class Gap (w Darrel Draper)

Apr 22nd, 2021 1h 3m

This week we chat to actor and playwright, Darrel Draper. He joins us on the show to talk about his new play “Dust and Such”, that’s inspired by his own experiences of life on a Havering Council Estate. Darrel expresses how he has turned dream

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Give a Dog a Home

Apr 15th, 2021 45m 5s

DAVID'S GOT A DOG!!! That's it, that's the bio! What more do you want from us?Oh and we talk about other stuff like animal performances in movies and stuff like that - but who cares? DAVID HAS A DOG!!! New episodes, Thursdays from 5.30pm (UK T

Two Actors Walk Into a Bar and Pretend to be Real People

Apr 8th, 2021 59m 51s

“Are Actors Real People?” Recently, there has been an influx of casting calls asking for either “Real People” or stating that “No Acting Experience is Necessary”. This week, Scarlett and David debate these casting notices, ponder the existentia