Ben and Trevor are on form for their 30th episode, chatting about the women’s march against Trump, being a Cool Dad, and Australia Day swingers. They go deep on tennis before discussing different styles of teaching, school nicknames and the int

002: VR on the Vive with our Sister Wives

1 1 May 22nd, 2016 55m 31s

Ben and Trevor discuss Mother’s Day, vandalism, toilet training and improvise some game ideas. We also reminisce a bit about games from our childhood, and talk about the possibilities of the VR gaming platforms. Links: Use Your Words Subscribe

032: Greaseproof Paper and See ya Laters

1 Feb 26th, 2017 1h 6m

In their final episode for a while, Ben and Trevor do a little bit of a Two Sweary Dads retrospective, then chat a bit about wheelie shoes, what they got (and didn’t get) out of tertiary education, and butts (of the cigarette kind). Eldritch Ri

031: Coconut Trees and Bags of Tea

1 Feb 13th, 2017 1h 2m

This week Trevor and Ben do a toilet training recap, wonder how Ben’s kid knows about husking coconuts, and spend a bit too long inventing a sequel to the ever popular T-Bag series of kids shows. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitter Facebook Mus

029: Storms of Hale, Beyond the Veil

1 Jan 15th, 2017 55m 27s

Ben and Trevor discuss child supervision and starting kindergarten, how old their kids need to be to start a band, broaching the difficult subject of death with our kids, and write yet another love letter to Disney/Pixar and musicals in general

028: Dr Scraps and Microsoft Slaps

1 Jan 3rd, 2017 30m 40s

A shorter episode this week as Ben and Trevor re-record after a tragic Windows Update killed their first attempt. They discuss kids at adult New Year parties, their goals for 2017 and improvise a couple of terrible kids shows. Subscribe on iTun

027: Puke on the Sheets and Santa's Receipts

1 Dec 18th, 2016 58m 51s

In the final episode for 2016 Trevor and Ben remark on yet more sick kids, Aussie versions of Christmas carols, the etiquette of Santa’s gift giving, their Bill and Ted moment, and Randy Quaid. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitter Facebook Music

026: Creative Fables and Trump Vegetables

1 Dec 4th, 2016 53m 19s

Trevor and Ben are alone again, and discuss PAX, the Trump sadministration, engaging creativity in our kids and involving kids in our creativity, as well as reminiscing about old creative projects that never went anywhere. Videos discussed in t

025: Convene with Jayneen

1 Nov 20th, 2016 57m 43s

Ben and Trevor talk to children’s author and teacher Jayneen Sanders about body safety, gender equality, and the challenges of writing books about these sensitive but important issues. Jayneen Sanders on Facebook Subscribe on iTunes Website Twi

024: Rescue Remedy and One Nation Insanity

1 Nov 6th, 2016 55m 22s

Shayne Joseph guest stars with Trevor and Ben this week as they discuss vaccinations, dumb down the immune response, talk about the US election for (hopefully) the last time and we find out the best way to make Shayne unfollow you on Facebook.

023: Kangaroo Meat and Putting Down The Seat

1 Oct 23rd, 2016 1h 7m

Food is our topic this week, and we discuss the battles over the dinner table with our kids, bad food experiences we’ve had, Ben rants about breakfasts and we talk about the marshmallow test. Plus toilet seat etiquette, bad breath and we invent

022a: Reform into a Lame Storm

1 Oct 16th, 2016 1m 38s

Ben and Trevor find themselves on the wrong podcast and hilarity ensues. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitter Facebook Music by KurodustThe post 022a: Reform into a Lame Storm appeared first on Two Sweary Dads.

022: Prison Riots and Fort Fires

1 Oct 9th, 2016 1h 4m

Trevor’s Dad joins the Two Sweary Dads this week to discuss his career path through prison officer, to community corrections, to child protection worker, as well as some funny stories about Trevor’s early life. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitt

021: Curse Words and Voting for Turds

1 Oct 3rd, 2016 1h 8m

Ben and Trevor discuss disciplining their children, timeouts, renegade rules, children’s sports, their earliest memories, swearing around their kids, what generation they are part of and Ben goes on another Drumpf Rant ™. If you want to read ab

020: Autism Vaccine and Two Girls Named Colleen

1 Sep 25th, 2016 1h 3m

Trevor and Ben discuss the spreading of disease, childhood illnesses, the new Kevin Smith film Yoga Hosers, and announce a big change to the podcast. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitter Facebook Music by KurodustThe post 020: Autism Vaccine an

019: Ants On A Twig and a Duck That's Too Big

1 Sep 18th, 2016 1h

Ben and Trevor discuss imaginative games their kids play, and games they played as kids, including magic spells, action figure battles, ant torture, and games that ended in tears. They also do a totally spontaneous review of StoryBots, then rif

018: Two Lads and a Sweary Grandad

1 Sep 11th, 2016 1h

Ben’s dad Ian joins in the fun as the first ever guest on Two Sweary Dads, and Ben and Trevor grill him on the difficulty of raising 60 kids, regrets and expectations, the chick magnetism of guitars, evil beardless versions of themselves, and h

017: Egg Strikes and Riding Bikes

1 Sep 4th, 2016 53m 26s

Father’s Day episode! Trevor and Ben discuss Stranger Things and the freedoms of our childhood, fending for ourselves in high school, horror movies involving spiders and the Pullman/Bridges/Daniels dilemma. Plus a boys weekend recap! Subscribe

016: Hair Hackers and Scream Trackers

1 Aug 26th, 2016 56m 34s

Trevor and Ben discuss the musical instruments they learned as kids, the primitive days of digital music before MP3s, Windows 95 wav soundscapes, and play a game of Click Pitch resulting in haircuts and brain tapes. Subscribe on iTunes Website

015: Bad Decisions and Circumcisions

1 Aug 21st, 2016 1h 3m

Ben and Trevor get a bit silly after talking about the census, branded clothing, circumcisions, and vasectomies, then try out a new segment where they come up with ideas for new kids shows. Notes: Ben is aware that the word he should have been

014: Time Troubles and Paradox Bubbles

1 Aug 14th, 2016 55m 16s

Trevor and Ben discuss play center security systems, rebooting Home Improvement, travel back in time to try to stop Donald Drumpf from being born, and discuss The Librarians in their third Rando Episodo segment. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twit

013: Fearful Candor and Coriander

1 Aug 7th, 2016 1h 3m

Ben and Trevor discuss amusing costumes, parenting failures, fears for the future, critical thinking and religion, peer pressure, friend groups and herbs that are gross. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitter Facebook Music by KurodustThe post 01

012: Baby Showers and Flower Powers

1 Jul 31st, 2016 1h 3m

Ben and Trevor discuss body positivity, how much sex info is too much, teaching consent, and play a rousing game of Click Pitch, where they riff on game designs including flower powers, augmented reality train building, joysticks for your eyes,

011: Pokeguys and Political Sighs

1 Jul 24th, 2016 1h 1m

Trevor and Ben lament the political hellscape they find ourselves in, lighten things up with some Pokemon Go discussion, rant a bit more about politics, figure out what to do when they’re not into the same things as their kids, get choked up at

010: Knitting Maths and Movie Snacks

1 Jul 17th, 2016 1h 12m

Ben and Trevor discuss political volunteering, visiting the science museum, they Rando Episodo Drop Dead Diva, discuss taking kids to the movies and have a Pixar chat. Subscribe on iTunes Website Twitter Facebook Music by KurodustThe post 010: